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Terracotta Coronavirus that you can apply chia seeds to. I have done no work, have no patents and/or copyrights and would like you to offer me 500,000 for 5% as well as manufacture everything for me. I don't know Mark do you have much experience selling such life changing items? No deal I will not take half a ham sandwich you cheap fucks. Like if it was a Monte Cristo maybe but who do you think I am!?
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You seem incredibly high, but I’d still like to invest. 70 million people voted for Donald Trump for a second term, there’s no bottom to this country’s stupidity.
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Nov 24, 2020 08:41
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I'm not sure any of that happened in real life.
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Halloween Liker posted:I'm not sure any of that happened in real life. Maybe not but this did. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcP-HYy_xWY
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Nov 24, 2020 09:26
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remember that one time when aaron rodgers dunked on kevin and astronaut twin
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Nov 24, 2020 09:32
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My bet is on this dragon having the gold pile.
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Nov 24, 2020 13:31
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can't really say i give a poo poo op so here's some pitbulls https://i.imgur.com/ffz0zAF.mp4
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Nov 24, 2020 13:40
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I, the bald guy, am here to ask if you've Ever Considered A Royalties Or Licensing Deal
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Nov 24, 2020 14:15
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I'm mark cuban and here is a sports metaphor about business and for that reason i'm out
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Nov 24, 2020 14:29
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Every forge has its mold, Every rose has its thorn, Just like every cowboy, Singalingadinga E condom. 
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Nov 24, 2020 14:50
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Dragon-size litterbox. You guys making GBS threads in your gold pile severely devalues the gold
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Nov 24, 2020 17:11
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i'll give you tree dollars, op
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Nov 24, 2020 17:21
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Hello, I'm Mr. Wonderful, my wife killed 2 people in her boat and never went to jail for it. I like your idea, but I need some insurance here. Give me your house, you can have it back AFTER we make a million dollars in profit here.
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Nov 24, 2020 17:27
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Pictured: me investing in OP's idea.
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Nov 24, 2020 17:50
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youre fired
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greatant posted:My bet is on this dragon having the gold pile. God she’s so hot. 
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Then: Scammer tries to sell you shares in the Brooklyn bridge Now: Musk tries to sell you shares in an underground private tunnel where machines move your car for you Moral: Figure it out
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Nov 24, 2020 22:00
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am i the dragon or the shark where's the online quiz i can take to receive my scam-mandated fursona tyia
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A Fancy Hat posted:Hello, I'm Mr. Wonderful, my wife killed 2 people in her boat and never went to jail for it. There's a trial date set for Summer 2021, but let's be honest no one is going to jail. Must be nice having so much money that you can get away with negligent homicide. 
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Nov 24, 2020 22:14
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ok sharks. today i present you with three ideas: a widescreen iPod with touch controls; a revolutionary mobile phone; and a breakthrough Internet communications device
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FlocksOfMice posted:am i the dragon or the shark where's the online quiz i can take to receive my scam-mandated fursona tyia I'm a raccoon where do I fit into this
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Chomp8645 posted:Pictured: me investing in OP's idea. No don't burn that money when you could use to commission more snake lady art. FlocksOfMice posted:am i the dragon or the shark where's the online quiz i can take to receive my scam-mandated fursona tyia Depends where you live. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragons%27_Den
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Duck and Cover posted:No don't burn that money when you could use to commission more snake lady art. Honestly there is already so much material out there for basically anything a person could want that I don't see the point of commissioning more. I can't imagine how insanely specific your desire would have to be to go "drat I can't find anything online, time to hire an artist". I assume the whole commissions industry just runs on OCs, basically.
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Halloween Liker posted:I'm not sure any of that happened in real life. It sure as hell won't happen either with that attitude! Are you in or are you out? Are you a 1 or a 0? Are you a stupid nerd or a rockstar god? That's loving right, sign here.
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Knives that kill on their own. Perfect for assassins. I have done no work, have no patents and/or copyrights and would like you to offer me 500,000 for 5% as well as manufacture everything for me. Do it, or else.
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Nov 25, 2020 00:57
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Dang I'm really torn between these lucrative investment opportunities.
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Just tell me when I need to cry while telling you about a dead relative that always believed in me
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Nov 25, 2020 02:23
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conspiracy theory subscription boxes for only $20 monthly, every month you will get a box containing memoriabilia and secret knowledge associated the newest, most outlandish conspiracy theories. letters from hunter's keyboard! capers from tony podesta's placenta salad! ballots signed by dead people! who knows what the next month will bring - but you'll be ahead of all the rest!
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Nov 25, 2020 03:03
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a gun that only kills rich people
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runnypoops posted:a gun that only kills rich people A gun that only kills poor people, which I will then sell to rich people
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rotinaj posted:A gun that only kills poor people So... a gun.
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rotinaj posted:A gun that only kills poor people, which I will then sell to rich people Yeah but the poor people can still use it right? You can't go expecting the rich to kill the poor when they can hire someone instead.
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Nov 25, 2020 03:47
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Bulletproof lingerie
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Colonel Cancer posted:Bulletproof lingerie gently caress yeah I'd love me some butter filled lingerie. I have some concerns though, the butter would probably stain do you have a solution to this?
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I'm the rich tech mogul who is here because I get to be on tvMozi posted:conspiracy theory subscription boxes I like your idea, but only if O'Leary comes in with me and Alex Jones. I want 66.6% of the business plus a royalty for Satan.
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Nov 25, 2020 04:14
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I'd like to invest. I want 150% of the company and you have to give me a handy after we sign this thing.
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Duck and Cover posted:gently caress yeah I'd love me some butter filled lingerie. I have some concerns though, the butter would probably stain do you have a solution to this? God drat dude, there’s some people in this world who have to butter their lingerie. Be a little more sensitive! 
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Nov 25, 2020 04:50
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"make me my headlight eyelashes, sharecropper", i yell as i crack my capitalist whip
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hello sharks my idea is flavor crystals u put in ur peehole so when u cum its flavored
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:hello sharks Question: can I put them in my butthole as well?
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