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Except for Kirk. Kirk is the only person in the entire town of Stars Hollow that will be spared the guillotine come the revolution. Yes this includes Luke, Luke is a class traitor that marries into money and betrays the working class. Also the show is supposedly a sitcom-comedy but every single actor in incapable of delivering a funny line. Except for Kirk, who's comedic timing and inflection is legendary. The only possible negative thing you can say about Kirk is that he has been brainwashed by capitalism. He is a slave to it, leaping at any opportunity to be the low man on the totem-pole but never chooses to move up it. But he can be deprogrammed. He is salvageable. But the rest of Stars Hollow is not. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka6LCulDQig I love you, Kirk. And god willing you will survive.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:07 |
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 14:24 |
hot chicks on that show
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:15 |
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Yeah if you like skeletons
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:21 |
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Sookie is a good person, also diner guy.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:23 |
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please do not guillotine yo la tengo
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:24 |
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Lorelai is the best, how dare you. Rory can go, but not Lorelai
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:26 |
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pnumoman posted:Lorelai is the best, how dare you. Rory can go, but not Lorelai Lorelai made Rory. Literally at every step Lorelai was there pulling the strings, shaping Rory into garbage. All those nights eating take out? Training exercises to insure Rory would be the most contemptable human being imaginable.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:37 |
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I read for the part of lorelai but was deemed "too overtly sexual" for the WB fuckin prudes
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:37 |
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also Gil was cool
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:38 |
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The guy in the Chewbacca costume who impregnated Rory seems like a good guy.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:40 |
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I don't consume this kind of media and I sorta feel like if you're offended by anything it does, that's more on you for being an idiot for doing so, more than anything else. hth.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:43 |
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Gilless Men
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:44 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Gilless Men I was watching a sidebar caption to a photo in People magazine from 1997 made into a TV show and, frankly? It wasn't very good and I was stunned by this.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:49 |
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is this the show with the actress with bad flatulence?
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:51 |
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Never watched Gilmore Girls. Whats it about?
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:51 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Never watched Gilmore Girls. Whats it about? 16 High schoolers compete for the best burnouts in the school parking lot and who has the most flatulence.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:53 |
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Big Beef City posted:16 High schoolers compete for the best burnouts in the school parking lot and who has the most flatulence. Sounded alright at first but you lost me at the end there.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:55 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Sounded alright at first but you lost me at the end there. YOU loving BITCH! YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER!!!! *runs away scream-crying* e: also farting
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:56 |
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Gilmore Girls is more of a show about nothing than Seinfeld
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:57 |
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My wife would play that show in the next room, and I honestly thought for months that Richard Gilmore was played by William Shatner until I finally saw the character on-screen. Close your eyes, and Edward Hermann sounds like a sophisticated Bill Shatner.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 04:04 |
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:Edward Hermann https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq8u89sk2Ik
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 04:06 |
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This show was a great advertisement for planned parenthood. Not having to deal with even a fictional 17 year old girl in your mid-30s is pretty rad.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 04:24 |
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I didn't care for the element that Rory chooses to associate with.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 19:29 |
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Big Beef City posted:16 High schoolers compete for the best burnouts in the school parking lot and who has the most flatulence. This is a lie. It's about burnout highschool girls parking farts in Lot's wife
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 19:32 |
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Emily Gilmore is the best. I like when she savages the DAR in the new ones.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 19:33 |
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Luke just dropped a $100k on a property next to him in cash because he was pissed at Taylor. He was never a class traitor, hr was always rich as hell. Of course Kirk also outbid him on that one house because he never spends anything from his infinite jobs and Luke spent all his liquid assets on random spite properties.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 02:46 |
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ASIAN girl
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 03:33 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Never watched Gilmore Girls. Whats it about? A Connecticut class struggle between the cartoonishly wealthy and a smurf village. I rewatch the whole series once a year, so I’m not fronting or nothing, but, you know.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 04:07 |
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Emily is cartoonishly evil
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 04:09 |
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It’s actually not really real and is a tv show, op.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 04:12 |
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fight me
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 04:27 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:ASIAN girl Lane fucks me up cause she was almost a decade older than the rest of her high school class
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 04:40 |
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I am pretty sure the origin story of Stars Hollow, as relayed to us by Miss Patty in season one, doesn’t tell the whole story and the young lovers who founded the town ascended to a sort of demiurge status and keep the booming tourist trap town- that is conspicuously free of tourists- as a sort of kingdom within a kingdom, only letting Lorelei in so that new blood might invigorate their closed system; an event which inadvertently leads to coming of Rory, the Daywalker, a being prophesied in an obscure Ron Sexsmith b-side to join the worlds of well heeled Mayflower wasps and quirky arts n crafts wasps together, so that the latter might use the money of the former to free themselves from the yoke of their quasi benevolent captors. I’m fairly certain the show can’t really end until the epic final battle between the citizens and the star-crossed lovers/tutelary deities occurs.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 04:46 |
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Didn't we just have this same thread?
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 04:48 |
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In real life Rory would have developed a cocaine problem and gotten a couple of bad tattoos before getting pregnant. Definitely a smoker. Maybe with a prolonged cutting phase.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 05:48 |
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It's kind of fun when Emily is a bit racist and they just look at each other like breaking the fourth wall because in reality everyone in that town would be super super racist.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 06:33 |
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When Rory goes off with the rich boys and they wear masks and do corny poo poo you're supposed to be understanding that this is the family friendly allegory version of chain smoking problem teen Rory.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 06:36 |
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Kirk voted for Trump.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 06:40 |
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I could’ve sworn you were a sidecar girl.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 06:44 |
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 14:24 |
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This is canon in Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life. Juicef posted:Emily Gilmore is the best. I like when she savages the DAR in the new ones. This is correct. She's incredible.
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