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Mom and dad just don't get it. Dad keeps telling me I should go to college or a trade school so I have "something to fall back on" and that I can still "study karate on the weekends!' Okay first of all it's not "karate" and second of all I see you following your passion on the weekend. How you just live for the weekend as you work your fingers to the bone as an accountant, hating every minute of it, watching the clock until the weekend so you can do your ice sculpting. Waiting for retirement to come, or the sweet release of death, whatever comes first! Mom is sobbing. She always had her heart set on me becoming a doctor or a lawyer. They just don't understand. The masters of Kung Fu call to me! This is what I must do! I make a few pbjs, pack my Subaru hatchback, and set off to doom or glory! |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:"something to fall back on" and that I can still " hey pops, fall back on this *punches him with a secret palm move, sending him sprawling to the mat*
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at the same time: sensei just doesn't get it. he keeps telling me i should go to the cave of forgotten kicks, or a wish fountain so i have "techniques to fall back on" and that i can still "study nintendo on the rest days!' okay first of all it's not "nintendo" and second of all i see you following your passion on the rest days. how you just live for the rest days as you punch your fingers to the bone as an master, hating every minute of it, watching the sun until the rest days so you can do your slam poetry. waiting for an apprentice to inherit your school, or the sweet release of death, whatever comes first! the buddha statue is sobbing. it hates when we fight with words. you just don't understand. the masters of streaming entertainment call to me! this is what i must do! i make a few rice cakes, pack my friendly donkey (his name is hatchback), and set off to doom or glory! what will happen to these twin souls?
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What do you mean I'm going to spend the rest of my life illuminating books about martial arts?? This is bullshit!
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Buttchocks posted:What do you mean I'm going to spend the rest of my life illuminating books about martial arts?? This is bullshit! 20 years later... The invading sapphire dragon clan are defeated by your Invincible Seven Ink Dry Brush Technique |
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Learning from home studying from an online martial arts monetary. Mastering The Blade 101: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEa6hxZOkbE Make and respond to two forum posts about difficulties you encountered while mastering the blade. Finger Prince fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Nov 26, 2020 |
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i leave home to study in a martial arts monastery. it’s not a fantasized escape or some form of soul searching — i am honing my skills. my knuckles are like split pages for every punch i’ve learned. my kicks are as powerful as they are deliberate. i can breathe. it’s the middle of winter. i leave the martial arts monastery and return home. nobody is there. an hour goes by and i hear my dad pulling up into the driveway. he steps out of his car and notices something in the front yard. he’s astonished, carefully adjusting his glasses while gawking in amazement. before him stands a flawless hand-punched ice sculpture of me and my waifu |
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Nov 26, 2020 08:56
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for years I have studied, and today is finally the day I will price myself. I step into the dojo and glare at my sensei across the floor. a gong sounds and I charge to the center executing my Thousand Honeymoons technique as the onlookers stare confused wait, MARTIAL arts? uhhh poo poo hang on
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sk posted:for years I have studied, and today is finally the day I will price myself. I step into the dojo and glare at my sensei across the floor. a gong sounds and I charge to the center executing my Thousand Honeymoons technique as the onlookers stare confused |
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Returning home after unsuccessfully trying to enrol in the martial arts academy. When I got there it was chaos: a blind man throwing a rubber ball with spikes on it, a one armed man setting fire to the floor, this Thai dude who nobody knew if he was a good guy or not, and a smug rich gentleman eating chicken very messily. Just didn't seem like a professional organization. |
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*proudly displaying my Marital Arts trophy on the mantle* |
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