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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


Can this be a yearly tradition please?

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Saalkin posted:

Can this be a yearly tradition please?

Yule hog

Thanksmisgiving

Equinoxious

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
On the one hand I'd like to be an idiot king, on the other hand I do not want to eat a burrito so huge and gross it defeated a huge gross burrito. Grody man.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Easterrito: A Meal That Will Make You Beg For Crucifixion

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
We could do a fun collaborative CYOburrito. Only anyone who suggests an ingredient has to flip a coin, if they lose they have to eat it before the next suggestion.

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี
Well done HGB.

At times your voice sounds like Louis CK

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Yearly vote. Best mod has to make a huge gross burrito and attempt to not barf.

They work for us right?

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
HGB you are so brave and vigorous, my headache is better after seeing your video.

Next up, barfwrap supreme...

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
Good

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
HGB is officially better than Smash Mouth.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

The video reminded me of those creepy Canadian Masoikis(sic) videos where you're cooking boiled crap over hot dogs cooked with a lighter

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames
Next time it'd be fun to try and come up with something that's very close to being edible but fails in one spectacular and unique way

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Maybe a normal burrito but with strawberry jam or something

That might actually work though

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Regular burrito, deep-fried in apple juice.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Das Boo posted:

Regular burrito, deep-fried in apple juice.

Just an apple boiled burrito.

You'd need apple oil, which. . .isn't a thing (yet?)

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Just an apple boiled burrito.

You'd need apple oil, which. . .isn't a thing (yet?)

I kinda misspoke. I was thinking more like a deep fried Coke sorta method, but a FryDaddy full of boiling apple juice is goddamn hilarious.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Hieronymous Alloy posted:

You'd need apple oil, which. . .isn't a thing (yet?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_seed_oil

Zeinin
May 7, 2003



That's there seed oil, boy.
He's talking about apple oil

Red Crown
Oct 20, 2008

Pretend my finger's a knife.

Krataar posted:

This was a refreshing bit of the old internet I remember. It takes me back so much. Thank you huge gross burrito.

Exactly. This is the Web 1.0 content I need

Media Bloodbath
Mar 1, 2018

PIVOT TO ETERNAL SUFFERING
:hb:
This would've been vile as gently caress with just a standard burrito and blue cheese dressing.

How long did it take you to get the smell out of the apartment?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Media Bloodbath posted:

This would've been vile as gently caress with just a standard burrito and blue cheese dressing.

How long did it take you to get the smell out of the apartment?

The upstairs of the house smelled like it for a day lol

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
What about a sweet burrito, with jam, jelly, cotton candy, nutella, green cocktail cherries, with marshmallow peeps as the “meat”. This might work better as a hard shell taco

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
That sounds way, way too coherent with not enough seafood and strange savory flavours

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I'd be willing to give this another go lol

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I'd be willing to give this another go lol

Ok but the next one has to have durian

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I'd be willing to give this another go lol

WHY

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

I had a lot of fun making it honestly, also I love LA Beast and have always wanted to do stupid poo poo like this.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I had a lot of fun making it honestly, also I love LA Beast and have always wanted to do stupid poo poo like this.

LA Feast

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I had a lot of fun making it honestly, also I love LA Beast and have always wanted to do stupid poo poo like this.

LA HGB

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I'd be willing to give this another go lol

all right back to the laboratory gbs. what's next? a sandwich? A shepherds pie? :thunk:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

TheAardvark posted:

all right back to the laboratory gbs. what's next? a sandwich? A shepherds pie? :thunk:

A sauerkraut, black licorice, brussel sprout and blue cheese empanada with collard green topping

Red Crown
Oct 20, 2008

Pretend my finger's a knife.

TheAardvark posted:

all right back to the laboratory gbs. what's next? a sandwich? A shepherds pie? :thunk:

It's the holiday season so it's time to bake a cake. What goes in that cake? There'd better be some olives, at least.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Yule log with headcheese

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Red Crown posted:

It's the holiday season so it's time to bake a cake. What goes in that cake? There'd better be some olives, at least.

a cake for christmas sounds fun lol

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

apple boiled burrito.

Did anyone else’s brain jump in with “boots with the furrrrr” after they read this? Just me? Ok.

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
Put a little plastic baby in the cake

anatomi
Jan 31, 2015

Gingerbread cake with ham, candy cane and whole, unpeeled oranges.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

anatomi posted:

Gingerbread cake with ham, candy cane and whole, unpeeled oranges.

Orange pound cake with toothpaste icing

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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
get a side of beef, then use a reciprocating saw to just cut a cake-shaped chunk out of it. From anywhere on the carcass

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