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A traditional Christmas cake has my vote. Switch dried fruit with edible insects, canned olives, anchovies, pickled onions etc. Instead of brandy to set it on fire use ever clear mixed with sardine brine (70% ever clear will still burn) Snype, now ya gotta do it.
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You're going to need some fresh durian in your Christmas cake.
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Nov 27, 2020 00:20
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durian is too tasty, it just smells bad
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bob dobbs is dead posted:durian is too tasty, it just smells bad its also like 70 bucks lol
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Outrail posted:A traditional Christmas cake has my vote. It's actually too late to start making a traditional Christmas cake because it's supposed to soak up booze for 6 weeks. But if someone does it they better replace the alcohol with sour apple 4 loko.
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Nov 27, 2020 00:59
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it needs to be liquor-level alc content in that case. so you really need 1/2 sour apple 4loko and 1/2 grain alcohol
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rodbeard posted:It's actually too late to start making a traditional Christmas cake because it's supposed to soak up booze for 6 weeks. But if someone does it they better replace the alcohol with sour apple 4 loko. Good point. I have done them with 2 or three weeks and let's be honest, anything more than a bottle of brandy* and half a bottle of spiced rum** is overkill. gently caress you tradition. *Or fireball **Or jagermeister or 4 loko or whatever you garbage people like.
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Nov 27, 2020 01:36
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please show these vids to your class op. it will be a learning experience.
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Nov 27, 2020 05:00
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Can we have a rum and eggnog reduction?
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Nov 27, 2020 05:28
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Soaked in sambuca
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Nov 27, 2020 05:47
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The nerd rope was a nice touch but shame on HGB for not being able to finish
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Nov 28, 2020 04:59
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Half pound burrito. Anchovies, blue cheese crumbles with a bed of uncooked rice. Edit: He had smoked oysters which are loving delicious? wtf Nothing about that was gross.
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Nov 28, 2020 20:22
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Philthy posted:Half pound burrito. Sorely tempted to challenge you to make and finish the burrito.
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I don't know what the consequences of eating uncooked rice are, but I can't imagine it would be pleasant. Stomach ache? Sharp rice shits? eurgh
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Fruits of the sea posted:I don't know what the consequences of eating uncooked rice are, but I can't imagine it would be pleasant. Stomach ache? Sharp rice shits? eurgh They *MIGHT* soften in your stomach juices but that still sounds ducking awful
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Nov 28, 2020 22:26
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An otherwise normal burrito with one wacky ingredient like sauerkraut or kimchi would be a good challenge. Blue cheese would be better than most of the posters recommending it might realize. Anything from the family of fermented foods however is a nice gross addition
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:An otherwise normal burrito with one wacky ingredient like sauerkraut or kimchi would be a good challenge. Blue cheese would be better than most of the posters recommending it might realize. Anything from the family of fermented foods however is a nice gross addition gbs accidentally creates a hit new taco bell item
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:An otherwise normal burrito with one wacky ingredient like sauerkraut or kimchi would be a good challenge. Blue cheese would be better than most of the posters recommending it might realize. Anything from the family of fermented foods however is a nice gross addition There's an Irish-Mexican restaurant in my city that used to sell burritos filled with mashed potatoes and cabbage
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Blue cheese would be better than most of the posters recommending it might realize. Depends if it's actual blue cheese crumbles or blue cheese sauce/dip. The sauce is pretty good with almost anything ranch is good with. Crumbles are like eating tonsil stones.
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Nostradingus posted:There's an Irish-Mexican restaurant in my city that used to sell burritos filled with mashed potatoes and cabbage That sounds good
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Nov 29, 2020 03:03
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Talking to a friend and chocolate spaghetti came up. Do chocolate spaghetti.
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Nov 30, 2020 04:29
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Ingredients from the first burrito should be invalidated, so no bleu cheese. Find something nastier 
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Nov 30, 2020 04:31
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paging forums user cazu marzu
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Das Boo posted:Talking to a friend and chocolate spaghetti came up. Do chocolate spaghetti. My friend use to do Oreos and spaghetti and said it was delicious while high
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Nov 30, 2020 04:56
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I think in prep for the new year you make an egg nog. With soy sauce and ketchup thrown in for good measure
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Nov 30, 2020 04:59
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George H.W. oval office posted:My friend use to do Oreos and spaghetti and said it was delicious while high Everything good mixed with anything good is delicious while high
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TheAardvark posted:Sorely tempted to challenge you to make and finish the burrito. Please? Any new creation for HGB needs capers God drat it!
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Nov 30, 2020 14:58
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Blue cheese is good actually, but it’ll ruin anything it doesn’t belong in for the same reason grapes don’t go on pizza (put huge green grapes in the next burrito, yw)
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What about using lasagna as a template: - Layers and layers of poo poo to replace - Garfield likes it - You have to bake it so it will stink up your house no matter what
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Nov 30, 2020 19:54
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this thread, this adventure, is loving incredible
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A cake might be difficult cuz baking is more science than art. I think a big hoagie sandwich.
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Dec 2, 2020 01:42
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Chicken wings with creative sauces and glazes and rubs?
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:A cake might be difficult cuz baking is more science than art. I was thinking the same thing. A cake gets pissy when your wet/dry ratio is off. I like the lasagna suggestion. Another option is to do a holiday gelatin mold. If mid-century cookbooks have taught me anything, it's that that stuff is versatile.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Chicken wings with creative sauces and glazes and rubs? Nutella and pickle
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Dec 2, 2020 02:20
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A house salad, but hold everything except the croutons and ranch dressing.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:A house salad, but hold everything except the croutons and ranch dressing. I've had that literally dozens of times.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:A house salad, but hold everything except the croutons and ranch dressing. How about a nice ranch vinaigrette?
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pro starcraft loser posted:I've had that literally dozens of times. drat, I didn't realize that croutons had such a following.
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ranch dressing is a blight Put it on the next burrito
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