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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



why this poo poo is seared into my brain instead of anything useful? gently caress if i know. but i'm gonna be in the throes of dementia yelling about tori escaping from the rear end and no one will know what i mean.

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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Mr. Nice! posted:

the pfc namechange happened when this story first broke a few years back. the story below is a followup on the guy’s conviction. tl:dr; in 2017 a bunch of cops got hospitalized by a fentanyl dust cloud while trying to arrest a dude.

https://www.post-gazette.com/news/c...es/202001100098

quote:

One example is the name he used for delivery in May 2017 of one of his drug packages from Hong Kong to an address on Chartiers Avenue: Avon Barksdale. That's the name of a fictional drug lord from a popular TV show.

lmao

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
it keeps getting better the more i read it

quote:

Law officers then replaced the fentanyl with flour and sugar, repacked the package and sent it to the address, where Guyton showed up on a hoverboard on June 1 to take possession of it.

lmao

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Mr. Nice! posted:

why this poo poo is seared into my brain instead of anything useful? gently caress if i know. but i'm gonna be in the throes of dementia yelling about tori escaping from the rear end and no one will know what i mean.
same lol

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Mr. Nice! posted:

why this poo poo is seared into my brain instead of anything useful? gently caress if i know. but i'm gonna be in the throes of dementia yelling about tori escaping from the rear end and no one will know what i mean.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
lol if you think we'll not be dead of super mutated covid thanks to climate change in 25 years though

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Mr. Nice! posted:

why this poo poo is seared into my brain instead of anything useful? gently caress if i know. but i'm gonna be in the throes of dementia yelling about tori escaping from the rear end and no one will know what i mean.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
lol we talk about this periodically like how much of my useful brain space is wasted by knowing all of the transformers

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
i have so many goddamn simspons quotes in my head.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

President Beep posted:

i have so many goddamn simspons quotes in my head.
i really wish i could move “OH MY GOD! tramampoline! trambopoline!” to a lower tier of my memory cache and instead be able to remember how to drive manual transmission

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

President Beep posted:

i have so many goddamn simspons quotes in my head.

at least a lot of people know the simpsons. a few hundred people in the world tops have any idea what "tori escaping out the rear end" means

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Kenny Logins posted:

i really wish i could move “OH MY GOD! tramampoline! trambopoline!” to a lower tier of my memory cache and instead be able to remember how to drive manual transmission

“keep drivin’ fat boy”

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

fart simpson posted:

at least a lot of people know the simpsons. a few hundred people in the world tops have any idea what "tori escaping out the rear end" means

very exclusive company we keep here

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Kenny Logins posted:

i really wish i could move “OH MY GOD! tramampoline! trambopoline!” to a lower tier of my memory cache and instead be able to remember how to drive manual transmission

you have to put it in H

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

PokeJoe posted:

you have to put it in H

i still yell that whenever my friends are having trouble starting their car.

i don't know that anyone appreciates it, but i think it's hilarious

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

fart simpson posted:

at least a lot of people know the simpsons. a few hundred people in the world tops have any idea what "tori escaping out the rear end" means
a few hundred? as the sort of originator i’d be surprised if it was more than a few dozen

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

PokeJoe posted:

you have to put it in H

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




fart simpson posted:

at least a lot of people know the simpsons. a few hundred people in the world tops have any idea what "tori escaping out the rear end" means

tori, escaping out the rear end

temba, his arms wide

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

infernal machines posted:

i still yell that whenever my friends are having trouble starting their car.

i don't know that anyone appreciates it, but i think it's hilarious

about 15 years ago a friend and i were pushing another friend’s disabled car across a parking lot and i yelled “put it into H!” and the other guy pushing started laughing and almost fell over.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Mr. Nice! posted:

also loving lol at #diaperdon trending and getting trump so mad.

oh my god I haven't TRUMPed all week while burning a weeks vacation time and catching up on sleep, that fucken tiny table photo. Truly the big wet boy is the gift that keeps on giving.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Kenny Logins posted:

a few hundred? as the sort of originator i’d be surprised if it was more than a few dozen

theres lurkers

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
i can't believe that i was today years old when i finally watched a video clip of trump golfing and i am about to drive myself to the hospital because of how hard i am laughing at his swing

https://twitter.com/DailyMail/status/1332337413398654977

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Jonny 290 posted:

i can't believe that i was today years old when i finally watched a video clip of trump golfing and i am about to drive myself to the hospital because of how hard i am laughing at his swing

https://twitter.com/DailyMail/status/1332337413398654977

jonny no! ther'es covid at the hospital

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
totally unsurprised that he sucks at golfing though. i remember reading somewhere else that he would barge through and blatantly cheated at golf. like not even bothering to have a caddy cover for him like auric goldfinger or monty burns.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

PokeJoe posted:

you have to put it in H

That's one of my favorite multi-level jokes on the simpsons. The cyrillic H makes an N sound and is the first letter of the Russian word for "neutral"

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

PokeJoe posted:

you have to put it in H

BUT TAKE HER FOR A TEST DRIVE

AND YOU'LL AGREE... ZAGREB EBNOM ZLOTDIK DIEV.

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

so many quotes from the simpsons have been embedded in everyones subconscious, people say them without even realizing they're making a reference.

boo-urns
[whispering] i think he's talking to you
money can be exchanged for goods and services
worst. _______. ever.
lousy smarch weather
the goggles do nothing
release the hounds

idk thats just off the top of my head, im sure theres tons more

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

oh my god I haven't TRUMPed all week while burning a weeks vacation time and catching up on sleep, that fucken tiny table photo. Truly the big wet boy is the gift that keeps on giving.

he's still whining about hunter biden of all people, who i know for sure definitely did not run for president this year

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

polyester concept posted:

so many quotes from the simpsons have been embedded in everyones subconscious, people say them without even realizing they're making a reference.

boo-urns
[whispering] i think he's talking to you
money can be exchanged for goods and services
worst. _______. ever.
lousy smarch weather
the goggles do nothing
release the hounds

idk thats just off the top of my head, im sure theres tons more

eat my shorts!

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Video Nasty posted:

ZAGREB EBNOM ZLOTDIK DIEV

i say this to people sometimes and so far nobody has called me out

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
it's a pornography store. i was buying pornography.

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

Roosevelt posted:

eat my shorts!

the funny thing about this one is that you can tell throughout season 2-3 that the writers think that "yeah, this is what people will remember from this show, better milk that cow".

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

polyester concept posted:

so many quotes from the simpsons have been embedded in everyones subconscious, people say them without even realizing they're making a reference.

early simpson's is from the last gasps of the monoculture.

i don't think a lot of kids are making references to googles do nothing when they have two bros in a hot tub sitting five feet apart (cause they aren't gay).

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

when the weight of the world has got you down and you want to end your life
bills to pay, a deadend job, and problems with the wife
well don't throw in the towel 'cause there's a place right down the block
where you can drink your misery away

at flaming moe's
let's all go to flaming moe's
where liquor in a mug
can warm you like a hug
happiness is just a flaming moe away
happiness is just a flaming moe away

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

"bunk with me tonight" is actually a really pretty tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSkx4myEGeg



e:


:ughh:

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Nov 27, 2020

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Sagebrush posted:

"bunk with me tonight" is actually a really pretty tune

we're getting some sort of grinding noise on the track

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

ultravoices posted:

early simpson's is from the last gasps of the monoculture.

i don't think a lot of kids are making references to googles do nothing when they have two bros in a hot tub sitting five feet apart (cause they aren't gay).

aw gently caress, i can't believe you've done this

Lysidas
Jul 26, 2002

John Diefenbaker is a madman who thinks he's John Diefenbaker.
Pillbug
they sing without juicers

they sing without blenders

they sing without flungers, capdablers and smandlers!

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

The_Franz posted:

we're getting some sort of grinding noise on the track

heh. i get this reference.

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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
my son’s name is also bort (or insert other name here) gets a lot of play in our house, as does the malk/vitamin r/ why are my bones so brittle

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