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It seems there is a special stormtrooper unit for every possible terrain, job, etc. in Star Wars. Mudtroopers, shoretroopers, sandtroopes, snowtroopers, executioner trooper, the list goes on! But what if this is just scratching the surface? Clearly there are other jobs that need to be done in the empire that haven't been made into some kind of unit to be shown on screen and be made into action figures (not dolls!) to sell to the kids! Help Disney out here!
Accountanttrooper: Works within the empire's massive accounting department to help finances in the empire run smoothly. Their armor is either tan, beige, dark brown, or black, depending on rank (unless it is business casual Friday, in which case there is an Hawaiian shirt variant). They wear an open-faced helmet with an optional glasses attachment. Their armor includes a front pocket with a plastic lining where these troopers hold their vibro-pens. They have a com device attached to their wrists that is linked to a microphone and speakers built into their helmet.
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Nov 29, 2020
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Apr 19, 2024 01:05
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Daycare Trooper: Being on the front lines of the Empire's defence can really conflict with the responsibilities of parenthood. For this reason every battalion has a dedicated team taking care of and entertaining the little ones. Recruitment is based on top score at the firing range, on the perplexing presumption that the best marksmen will also keep an eagle-eyed watch over their charges. This process has been blamed for the poor performance remaining combat troops have exhibited in the past.
Meme Trooper: For various reasons these conscripts passed neither the physical requirements of combat roles nor the security clearance requirements of the higher level cybersecurity teams. Instead they are tasked with posting on message boards under pseudonyms, talking endlessly about how sweet the emperor is and how everyone should support him. Originally without uniform, Grand Moff Blaskin ordered that they wear full armour at work in an attempt to improve morale.
D.A.R.E. Trooper: Charged with infiltrating combat units and routing out fellow troopers who partake in illicit recreation, many serve as punishment for themselves being caught with contraband. As they are both snitches and seemingly hypocrites, they are considered the lowest of all troopers. Even penal unit sewage tank janitor troopers will not knowingly associate with a D.A.R.E. trooper.
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by sebmojo
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the jetpack guys from dark forces
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pizza delivery trooper: who placed an order to the exact other side of the death star already its not funny
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Nov 27, 2020 02:08
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by sebmojo
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matrix troopers: used as batteries for the empires advanced industrial machine. believe theyre rebels fighting an evil space empire with their jedi friends
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Nov 27, 2020 02:10
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Meal Troopers: Fattened and enclosed in cages aboard flagships; kept on the off chance there will be a diplomatic meeting or cultural event with a race that appreciates the taste of humanoid flesh.
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Nov 27, 2020 02:40
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Midwife Trooper: Helps in the delivery of Baby Stormtroopers birthed prematurely by Pregnant Stormtroopers under the stress of combat
 
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Nov 27, 2020 03:09
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The Goof Troopers: the force you send when you need gags and giggles
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Nov 27, 2020 05:42
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Simon Trooper from electronics department at local college
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Nov 27, 2020 09:41
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Nostalgia Trooper keeps insisting that music and holovids were better in the decade BBY. He's not wrong, but everyone still wishes he would shut up about it.
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Nov 27, 2020 23:31
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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There's a K9 unit that all have dogs but they aren't for combat or anything they're just for being chill dog pals.
Also dogs aren't called canines in star wars so they don't get the pun on the name.
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