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See, this is why I posted that question here instead of the duck thread. Thinking outside the box. I can make a pond no probs if I have to
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Nov 28, 2020 14:38
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i think the recipe is basically hole and water
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Nov 28, 2020 14:54
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while editing the threat title for bobby i decided to look at thread votes 5.0: 42 5.0: Stooge 5.0: Waarg 5.0: Sloth Life 5.0: Cyril Sneeer 5.0: smiling giraffe 5.0: Sonderval 5.0: ThomasPaine 5.0: Intrinsic Field Marshal 5.0: Furia 5.0: socket 5.0: Jedah 5.0: Solefald 5.0: Dysgenesis 5.0: Harime Nui 5.0: Daktar 5.0: Roger Henson IV 5.0: Fatkraken 5.0: Fumble 5.0: sinky 5.0: hemale in pain 5.0: mudskipp 5.0: KittenCaboodle 5.0: by.a.teammate 5.0: Salisbury Snape 5.0: MR.B 5.0: O-Unit 5.0: The Donut 5.0: Sudden Javelin 5.0: Natalie Fartman 5.0: Galewolf 5.0: Chrs 5.0: Oscar Romeo Romeo 5.0: hand-fed baby bird 5.0: Wurzag 5.0: Pistol_Pete 5.0: XMNN 5.0: Nigel Farage 5.0: invisiblelunatic 5.0: Reanimatador 5.0: Spam 5.0: learnincurve 5.0: Stabbatical 5.0: Vyro Ingo 5.0: sout 5.0: Phoon 5.0: goatface 5.0: buteruc 5.0: Manic X 5.0: no_one 5.0: AMooseDoesStuff 5.0: Vitamins 5.0: Maoist Pussy 5.0: freelop 5.0: Nothingtoseehere 4.0: Inexplicable Humblebrag 3.0: Jaded Burnout 3.0: Horbo, the Suicidal Senator 3.0: Cluncho McChunk 3.0: Broken Cog 3.0: NotJustANumber99 2.0: The Natch 2.0: Roblo 2.0: Shogi 2.0: Whorelord 2.0: Moon is a grass 2.0: Algol Star 2.0: Ratjaculation 1.0: spud 1.0: feedmegin 1.0: Bunnybane 1.0: Bape Culture 1.0: gludel 1.0: Jose 1.0: Total Meatlove 1.0: Sleeveless 1.0: fridge corn 1.0: Szyznyk 1.0: gnarlyhotep 1.0: TTerrible 1.0: Looke 1.0: Superterranean 1.0: Unkempt
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Nov 28, 2020 15:39
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team 4 represent
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Nov 28, 2020 15:49
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abstainers what up (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 28, 2020 16:05
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NotJustANumber99 posted:surely ducks need a pond? A mate of mines parents kept ducks when we were kids, they just had a trough full of water for them to drink. Their backyard was knee deep in duck poo poo & mud though.
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Nov 28, 2020 16:12
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Trainee PornStar posted:A mate of mines parents kept ducks when we were kids, they just had a trough full of water for them to drink. *edit* That reminds me.. a chinese lady at work & her husband bought some chickens with the intention of raising them & eating them. The chickens ended up dying of old age & her husband prays over the graves, she was laughing her arse off telling me about it.
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Nov 28, 2020 16:16
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I never vote on threads when the gently caress did I do that
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Nov 28, 2020 16:17
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I think theres A LOT of fraud going on in these thread votes. I don't think my vote has been counted properly
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Nov 28, 2020 16:25
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kecske posted:abstainers what up
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Nov 28, 2020 16:41
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kecskermer
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Nov 28, 2020 16:49
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Salisbury Snape posted:Fancy rehoming a fantastic 5am alarm clock rooster? Can't you get one of those neck collars to keep him quiet?
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Nov 28, 2020 17:58
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An axe?
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Nov 28, 2020 18:05
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I voted twice! >)
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Nov 28, 2020 18:09
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Trainee PornStar posted:That sounds delicious... quote:1 cup Moroccan red lentils We swapped the egg for a flaxseed 'egg' and added some curry spices and a tiny bit of sweet potato. Halfed the flour, and added half gram flour as well. It was good.
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Nov 28, 2020 18:49
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Ratjaculation posted:Copying from the recipe site I used (so you don't have to read a thousand paragraphs about how this food changed their lives Many thanks, I'll give it a go soon.
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Nov 28, 2020 19:04
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RickRogers posted:Are ducks easy enough to keep? Like, on a scale of chickens to goats? We had chickens before, in fact we still have one left. Ducks are a bit messier in terms of trashing the ground and sometimes they refuse to come of the pond and go to bed. They are less pointy and generally easier to catch if you need to. They are also much stupider than chickens. NotJustANumber99 posted:surely ducks need a pond? We have a pond like area in the bottom corner of our field. They just need some water to act like dicks on.
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Nov 28, 2020 19:26
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i rid us of keith
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Nov 28, 2020 19:35
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Lemon?
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Nov 28, 2020 19:40
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Dysgenesis posted:They are also much stupider than chickens poo poo, I'm going to have to see that to actually believe it. Thanks for the info, thinking of keeping em when we move back to the country in the next year or so.
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Nov 28, 2020 19:45
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RickRogers posted:poo poo, I'm going to have to see that to actually believe it. I've had limited experience with both, chickens can be really good fun & have personalities. Ducks just like to gently caress things up & bloody love eating snails.
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Nov 28, 2020 20:04
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RickRogers posted:poo poo, I'm going to have to see that to actually believe it. Can confirm, ducks are stupider than chickens. My parents chickens will put themselves to bed whereas the ducks will piss about in the garden when it gets dark and get eaten by a fox if you don't chase them into their hutch. Indian runner ducks don't need a huge amount of water to go in but very much enjoy it. They also look ridiculous when running about.
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Nov 28, 2020 20:32
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Aren't duck eggs kind of small? On the other hand duck is a lot tastier than chicken. Do you eat them at the end?
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Nov 28, 2020 21:26
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Imagine like a battleship duck? Id scoff the rudders off that.
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Nov 28, 2020 21:38
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RickRogers posted:poo poo, I'm going to have to see that to actually believe it. I think it must depend on the chicken. We had hybrids which were all pretty smart. The pure breeds we had were bantams and they were stupid other than the sabelpoots. Trainee PornStar posted:I've had limited experience with both, chickens can be really good fun & have personalities. I basically should have just posted this. Snail eating and loving around on the pond whilst the foxes are out is duck modus operandi. NotJustANumber99 posted:Aren't duck eggs kind of small? On the other hand duck is a lot tastier than chicken. Do you eat them at the end? Ours are bigger than the average chicken egg although our ducks are pretty big so I think it depends. Never eaten one because the chickens either got taken by foxes or buzzards, die of something horrible like Marek's or get old and scraggly. We've not lost a duck yet which is amazing given how slow and unaware they are.
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Nov 28, 2020 21:42
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Collateral posted:Can't you get one of those neck collars to keep him quiet? I'm using a magic neck collar on the rooster I'm keeping. Unfortunately one of the others is also a rooster, he's getting a neck collar when it turns up but the boys are starting to square up and it's only a matter of time before one kills the other. Also wife won't let me off him and turn him into Sunday lunch.
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Nov 28, 2020 22:58
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I floated the idea of getting a turkey in the spring to fatten for Christmas 2021. From the response I got, we may end up with a pet turkey that def won't be getting eaten next Christmas.
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Nov 28, 2020 23:02
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I thought I did a really funny joke in the other thread... And nothing. Sorry for context it was about killing animals
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Nov 28, 2020 23:10
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it was bad, op
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Nov 28, 2020 23:33
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i assume, i mean, i didn't read it
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Nov 28, 2020 23:33
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try reading dickwad
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Nov 29, 2020 01:17
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Duck eggs are bigger than chicken eggs, with a huge, creamy yolk. They're great for ham, egg and chips, because they will cover a giant slab of gammon with ease. The downside is that they seem to go off pretty easily, and they're either fine when you crack them or the white will have gone green as poo poo, so you always need to crack them into a bowl first.
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Nov 29, 2020 01:23
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Quack them into a bowl first
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Nov 29, 2020 01:25
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NotJustANumber99 posted:I thought I did a really funny joke in the other thread... And nothing. I read it, wry smile achieved No one replied to my requests for reviews on ancap literature, but they were knee deep in the London is poo poo and cats are good period of the ukmt posting cycle
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Nov 29, 2020 01:30
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Ratjaculation posted:Quack them into a bowl first I liked this one too
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Nov 29, 2020 01:30
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Duck eggs are bigger than chicken eggs, with a huge, creamy yolk. They're great for ham, egg and chips, because they will cover a giant slab of gammon with ease. The downside is that they seem to go off pretty easily, and they're either fine when you crack them or the white will have gone green as poo poo, so you always need to crack them into a bowl first. Green eggs and ham said sam
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Nov 29, 2020 02:13
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Salisbury Snape posted:I floated the idea of getting a turkey in the spring to fatten for Christmas 2021. From the response I got, we may end up with a pet turkey that def won't be getting eaten next Christmas. Maybe try a goose, because you will probably all want to kill the hissing bastard at the end. Yes have had bantams, they are king stupids of the whole bird kingdom it seems. Bantam cocks protecting their harem are just amazing.
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Had a phonecall from the hospital yesterday because I am still losing blood from somewhere and they're gonna put a camera up inside of me to see where it is coming from. I think I will choose to have sedation this time. Been off the booze for a couple of weeks again now so atleast that is something positive. I haven't got much to do today tho except watch the gp, what have you lot got planned?
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