wait! stop the wedding!!! i love you!

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take the moon: by sebmojo

& im way better at sex moves than that guy

# ? Nov 28, 2020 19:02

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:36

take the moon: by sebmojo

i drove here in a tesla :smuggo:

what does he drive like a prius

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# ? Nov 28, 2020 19:03

take the moon: by sebmojo

my endless replays of always sometimes monsters have prepared me for this very moment

wait hold on a sec *consults gamefaqs*

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# ? Nov 28, 2020 19:04

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

i mean i still don�t want to have kids or anything but my parents have that cool place at the shore maybe we can get a dog or something

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Nov 28, 2020 19:18

take the moon: by sebmojo

i bet that guy never gets emptyquotes...

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# ? Nov 28, 2020 19:35

biosterous

i brought a pogo stick for each of us, we can hop away from here right now!!

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he/him

# ? Nov 28, 2020 19:52

Horrible Butts

No, seriously! Feel my skull!

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# ? Nov 28, 2020 20:13

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

*bursts in the door*
I'm terrible at sex moves and I have something to say! Can I borrow $50 and I'll get you back after the 30th. Whoa is this somebody's wedding? Anyway so like $50?

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# ? Nov 28, 2020 20:28

SIDS Vicious

i am like at least a quarter of an inch taller than this guy come on

# ? Nov 28, 2020 20:37

Stoner Sloth

take the moon posted:

i bet that guy never gets emptyquotes...

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# ? Nov 28, 2020 21:42

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

>cast enlarge balls

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Nov 28, 2020 21:44

Khanstant

stop the wedding!!! i love you! and there's a gas leak in the building we need to get out now and into my heart

# ? Nov 28, 2020 21:47

FutonForensic

Horrible Butts posted:

No, seriously! Feel my skull!

lol

# ? Nov 28, 2020 22:17

FutonForensic

babe wait remember when i used your fabric scissors to butterfly a chicken and I thought it was so loving funny babe PLEASE look at ME PLEASE

# ? Nov 28, 2020 22:22

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

How Wonderful! posted:

*bursts in the door*
I'm terrible at sex moves and I have something to say! Can I borrow $50 and I'll get you back after the 30th. Whoa is this somebody's wedding? Anyway so like $50?

# ? Nov 28, 2020 22:35

vanisher

How Wonderful! posted:

*bursts in the door*
I'm terrible at sex moves and I have something to say! Can I borrow $50 and I'll get you back after the 30th. Whoa is this somebody's wedding? Anyway so like $50?

# ? Nov 28, 2020 22:39

Heather Papps: hello friend

*sitting in the back row*
"wow a flash mob cool"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 28, 2020 22:42

Heather Papps: hello friend

Heather Papps posted:

*sitting in the back row*
"wow a flash mob cool"

"hunh they really are milking this, when do they dance"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 28, 2020 22:42

vanisher

Oh haha no, I thought I saw theodore wedding, the punk rock legend.

# ? Nov 28, 2020 22:48

vanisher

I am in love... with these deals down at Pearson Ford!

# ? Nov 28, 2020 22:50

FutonForensic

i know i cheated on you babe but i'm a changed man: i've been eating canned pineapple for a month and now my cum tastes like old fruit. so who's it gonna be??

# ? Nov 28, 2020 23:34

vanisher

FutonForensic posted:

i know i cheated on you babe but i'm a changed man: i've been eating canned pineapple for a month and now my cum tastes like old fruit. so who's it gonna be??

# ? Nov 28, 2020 23:52

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

*kisses the priest*

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Nov 29, 2020 01:23

google THIS

(holds up a can of peas) Ha ha, get it? Forever hold your...ok, never mind.

# ? Nov 29, 2020 01:48

pecan

FutonForensic posted:

i know i cheated on you babe but i'm a changed man: i've been eating canned pineapple for a month and now my cum tastes like old fruit. so who's it gonna be??

# ? Nov 29, 2020 01:51

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I never told you, but I have a three foot long tongue and I can breathe through my ears!

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# ? Nov 29, 2020 02:19

take the moon: by sebmojo

How Wonderful! posted:

*bursts in the door*
I'm terrible at sex moves and I have something to say! Can I borrow $50 and I'll get you back after the 30th. Whoa is this somebody's wedding? Anyway so like $50?

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# ? Nov 29, 2020 04:27

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Pahilla the Hun posted:

*kisses the priest*

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# ? Nov 29, 2020 04:34

sb hermit

take the moon posted:

my endless replays of always sometimes monsters have prepared me for this very moment

wait hold on a sec *consults gamefaqs*

endless replays of Erasure's Always

# ? Nov 29, 2020 11:12

Escape From Noise

Okay! Woah! Stop everything! STOP EVERYTHING!

Is this like an open bar situation or what?

# ? Nov 29, 2020 11:59

vanisher

RED LIGHT, freeze!

okay green light

RED LIGHT

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# ? Nov 29, 2020 18:05

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Stop the wedding!

Let's just have a look at this priest.......gasp!
It was old man Withers all along!

# ? Nov 29, 2020 20:05

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

*stops kissing the priest, reels back in disgust, slaps him*
why I never !!

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# ? Nov 29, 2020 20:19

B33rChiller

*quietly sneaks out the back door with the box full of cards and cash while everyone is distracted by the hubbub*

:trashed:

Dr. Honked posted:

the junk, rather than the trunk

# ? Nov 29, 2020 21:16

Escape From Noise

Did our AIM chats mean nothing to you?

# ? Nov 30, 2020 05:30

Jaguars!

No!!! You can't do this! You'll take her and hide her from the world, put her in a back room until she's forgotten and wasted. You won't treat her like I will.

That's right; I'm in love with that faaaabulous wedding dress and I don't care if it wrecks the wedding!!!!

# ? Nov 30, 2020 06:47

alexandriao

no stop the wedding!!!!

look i know you're my ex but I really thought we had someth-OH MY GOD you have something on your face * licks a tissue, then starts rubbing the brides face* look hold still sweetie a curry breakfast wasnt a good idea now was it

# ? Nov 30, 2020 13:20

Escape From Noise

If anyone can show just cause why this couple cannot lawfully be joined together in matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their pea-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrJLsNo9sCU

# ? Nov 30, 2020 16:14

alexandriao

Speak now, or forever hold your pee

*doors open* I LOVE YOU

*audience groans in frustration because they need to piss*

# ? Nov 30, 2020 16:18

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:36

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

Samantha? No? Oh my god, I am so sorry! It's very hard to tell who is who with these masks on, heh. Anyway, so uh--chapel number 3? Ok, thanks. Your dress is stunning by the way! Good luck!

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# ? Nov 30, 2020 16:46

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