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Nov 29, 2020 04:35
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You don’t even really need to dip em in anything they’re pretty good on their own
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Nov 29, 2020 04:37
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T’wether it is the volume of our verbosity or the viscosity of articulation, we may never know whence the moment of anticipation and syncopation emerges in thine reader, thus breaching the boundary of passive dullardry to the lustrous excesses of their criticious forte. “CUM!”, he ejaculated, with such fervor that the chipmunks scattered to more stable footholds, unbeknownst of the next spillage of toungery, but knowing secretly and unabashedly that it would be FANTABULOUS and SPLENDORIOUS, illuminated as a candle to parchment paper. 
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Nov 29, 2020 04:38
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This is the GBS chat thread now. For 1000 pages. I have decreed it.
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Nov 29, 2020 04:55
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Chomp8645 posted:This is the GBS chat thread now. For 1000 pages. k did everyone have a good Thanksgiving? For the first time in my 41 years I was unable to have it with my family but my wife and I made a pretty good spread at home and it was delicious. I think a lot of people in our area decided to stay home because we couldn't find any breasts for sale, we had to go with a full bird. We got a 12 pounder which is huge for two people but we cooked a lot of the dark meat without seasoning so our cat could have some and he'll be eating turkey breakfasts for a few days still.
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Nov 29, 2020 05:07
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ive been trying to start a chat thread foe three weeks and all it takes is to claim you'll reach a thousand pages, this is bullshit but hello hey whats up i love a chat thread im drunk
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Nov 29, 2020 05:14
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Nov 29, 2020 05:19
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Sid Vicious posted:ive been trying to start a chat thread foe three weeks and all it takes is to claim you'll reach a thousand pages, this is bullshit but hello hey whats up i love a chat thread im drunk This thread is a safe haven for drunk posters
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Nov 29, 2020 05:22
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:k did everyone have a good Thanksgiving? Mine was good. Small this year for obvious reasons. And my folks seem to have finally gotten over talking about politics all the time. Had good eats and called it early. Tip posted:This thread is a safe haven for drunk posters I'm taking it to the next step and popping a "chill" chocolate right now if you ykwim 
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Nov 29, 2020 05:25
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he means freaking weed dudes
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Nov 29, 2020 06:12
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Sid Vicious posted:he means freaking weed dudes wuzzat
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Nov 29, 2020 06:18
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Nov 29, 2020 06:23
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Quantity over quality! Adding random letters to make post longer tr her hh ry 5 y5 hsrt hj j ws45y 54h rtjn 5 5y t srt h46 h tjnsr jh wjhs yh 54y 54whr tj 6uw 5jh tjn dtu5 4y5y hsrtj sty54
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Nov 29, 2020 10:24
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Ate a bunch of turkey and got the itis bad
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Nov 29, 2020 12:06
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One thousand pages of chomp posting anime lol unplug us we are ready for oblivion
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Nov 29, 2020 13:01
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well we got to 3 guys, good try
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Nov 29, 2020 17:05
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:One thousand pages of chomp posting anime lol unplug us we are ready for oblivion Come on, post with me...  We can talk about anything you want...
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Nov 29, 2020 17:55
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PAGE FOUR CREW edit: gently caress
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Nov 29, 2020 18:38
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Potatoes with with faces? fuckin gay
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Nov 29, 2020 18:47
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runnypoops posted:Potatoes with with faces? fuckin gay Potato face.  Potato face.  Potato face. 
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Nov 29, 2020 18:54
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I ate some potatoes before, did not see any faces in em. Startin to think its just a hoax.
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Nov 29, 2020 21:53
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Keep posting were almost there
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Nov 29, 2020 22:15
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Kinda sleepy. Wish I could take a nap and not work
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Nov 29, 2020 22:17
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The_Continental posted:Keep posting were almost there 
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Nov 29, 2020 22:23
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page 3 gang
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Nov 29, 2020 22:24
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14 posts 'till page 4!!!
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Nov 29, 2020 22:26
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Should I drink some coffee, y/n
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Nov 29, 2020 22:31
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Paper Mario: The Thousand-Page Thread
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Nov 29, 2020 22:34
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Should I drink some coffee, y/n Yeah. I can't function without caffeine, need it from the moment I wake up or I'm useless. It's gotten really bad and I don't know if it's from depression, taking sleep medication for too long, or post-covid syndrome. All I know for sure is I gotta drink all the coffee and energy drinks, and I'm taking you down (up) with me.
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Nov 29, 2020 22:57
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i like lots of caffeine but not the accompanying awareness of my heartbeat
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Nov 29, 2020 23:01
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Mooey Cow posted:Paper Mario: The Thousand-Page Thread lol
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Nov 29, 2020 23:03
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I've downed a cup. Can already feel it helping out a bit. Its 2 oclock here, just gotta make it to 4:30. I'm relatively sensitive to caffeine so I usually don't need much to get perked
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Nov 29, 2020 23:03
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its a shame theres no ethically sourced locally grown cocaine. farmers markets ought to just call it quits
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Nov 29, 2020 23:06
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gary oldmans diary posted:its a shame theres no ethically sourced locally grown cocaine. farmers markets ought to just call it quits move to bolivia only buy union-label coca
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Nov 29, 2020 23:11
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Ok I think to get this to 1000 pages we need a controversial topic, so I'll start one: Eating rear end is bad.
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Nov 29, 2020 23:22
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MakaVillian posted:Ok I think to get this to 1000 pages we need a controversial topic, so I'll start one: I'm generally not interested in assholes during sex, mine or theirs. Like, anal sex is fine, but it's at the bottom (lol) of my list. The last woman I dated really wanted anal but she couldn't be honest about it so she was constantly trying to get me to ask for it. Saying things like, "I bet you want to gently caress me in the rear end don't you?", and I'd be like "I'll gently caress you in the rear end if you want," and she'd be like, "No, YOU WANT IT, NOT ME". I never hosed her in the rear end. Moral of the story: just be honest about it if you want butt stuff
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Nov 29, 2020 23:33
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gary oldmans diary posted:i like lots of caffeine but not the accompanying awareness of my heartbeat Awareness of the heartbeat is awareness of mortality, and hence, the universe. Embrace it.
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Nov 29, 2020 23:33
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Chomp8645 posted:Awareness of the heartbeat is awareness of mortality, and hence, the universe. He just prefers to get that feeling the old fashioned way, union made locally produced cocaine
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Nov 30, 2020 00:30
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fart
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Nov 30, 2020 00:34
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Tip posted:He just prefers to get that feeling the old fashioned way, union made locally produced cocaine
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Nov 30, 2020 00:43
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