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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > The Hair Club For Men
 
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Escape From Noise

 No baldies allowed!

Before you enter you must go through a thorough full body (head to toe) strip search to make sure all of the hairs you have are genuine (bonified).

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
more interested in a chair club 4 men tbh





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

* # ? Nov 28, 2020 03:52
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Escape From Noise

prepuce repurposed posted:

more interested in a chair club 4 men tbh

A bunch of dudes meeting up at their houses to show off pictures of the chairs their rebuilding and refinishing.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig
* # ? Nov 28, 2020 03:54
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SIDS Vicious


 lair club for (hench)men

* # ? Nov 28, 2020 04:08
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biosterous
eternal hellwar is waged between the hair club for men and the nair club for men



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

* # ? Nov 28, 2020 04:16
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Stoner Sloth

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

No baldies allowed!

happily bringing along my finest hairy club, excited about the meeting only to be turned away at the door :negative:







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

* # ? Nov 28, 2020 04:46
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 Oh! This is the Bear Club for Men! That explains a lot of things.

* # ? Nov 28, 2020 05:58
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GoutPatrol

*Stupid Babby*

 I thought this place was supposed to help baldies like me.

* # ? Nov 28, 2020 07:10
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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

 a hair-themed gay nightclub

* # ? Nov 28, 2020 08:27
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Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




 the care club for pens



Platinum User Pot Smoke Phoenix!

VANISHER

HEATHER PAPPS

https://giant.gfycat.com/WellgroomedImperfectHaddock.webm the vanisher
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Jaguars!


 I refuse to join any club I have enough hair for.

* # ? Nov 28, 2020 11:13
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biosterous
stare club, for ben

everyone get together and just stare at ben for a while, it makes him happy



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

* # ? Nov 28, 2020 14:36
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Prof. Crocodile

Stoner Sloth posted:

happily bringing along my finest hairy club, excited about the meeting only to be turned away at the door :negative:
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vanisher

 Early native Americans were the first hair collectors and scalp enthusiasts.

* # ? Nov 28, 2020 17:43
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vanisher

 Total sausage fest in this hair club.

Wait for who?

* # ? Nov 28, 2020 17:44
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
What a scam! How am I supposed to bludgeon rabbits with this??

* # ? Nov 28, 2020 19:17
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Robot Made of Meat

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

No baldies allowed!

Before you enter you must go through a thorough full body (head to toe) strip search to make sure all of the hairs you have are genuine (bonified).

Hairy guys get me bonified, if you know what I mean :wiggle:






fake edit: Holy thing! The Smilie Search really does work!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
* # ? Nov 29, 2020 22:59
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


 Yeah, I'm here to sign up for the hair club for men. Me? No I'm not a man, I just want to take some hair home. For craft projects.


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Escape From Noise

Kief Richards posted:

Yeah, I'm here to sign up for the hair club for men. Me? No I'm not a man, I just want to take some hair home. For craft projects.

Brushing down hairy men with those can brushes to collect their hairy bounty

* # ? Nov 30, 2020 02:25
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Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




 I’m sick and tired of my long luscious locks



Platinum User Pot Smoke Phoenix!

VANISHER

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https://giant.gfycat.com/WellgroomedImperfectHaddock.webm the vanisher
* # ? Nov 30, 2020 02:36
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Stoner Sloth

 the discrete hairy gentleman's club for admirers of hirsute hotties







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

* # ? Nov 30, 2020 02:39
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN

Stoner Sloth posted:

the discrete hairy gentleman's club for admirers of hirsute hotties

I'd like to sign up for a lifetime membership


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Escape From Noise

Kief Richards posted:

I'd like to sign up for a lifetime membership

You can check out any time you like,

but you can never leave!



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig
* # ? Nov 30, 2020 03:05
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