ITT we accidentally ruin the day for our relatives

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Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

My brother recently broke up with his fiance and I didn't want him to be alone on the 26th. So I ordered him an escort to spend the entire day with him. Now he's on Skype and I can't make out what he's saying because he's crying so much. Probably tears or joy and/or gratitude.

# ? Nov 27, 2020 20:08

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Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Mother-in-law always talked big words about her wine cellar. I'm not much of a wine guy so I didn't know what to expect but when I came over it was all these old bottles. Not even from this decade! Plus they were all from some French place and I doubt any beverage tastes good after such a long journey. Well I fixed that with a trip to the local supermarket. Less than a hundred dollars and I replaced all the ancient bottles, which went straight to the recycling.

# ? Nov 27, 2020 20:11

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Nephew has built something with Legos and it's barely recognizable as the Eiffel tower. A few quick rearrangements when everyone else was eating and it's now a beautiful pyramid.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Nov 27, 2020

# ? Nov 27, 2020 20:14

Heather Papps: hello friend

i did not know that making a better turkey than mom would result in total family dissolution. i am sorry.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 27, 2020 22:03

Mummy Napkin

mom, i'm gay

# ? Nov 27, 2020 22:31

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Well I'm sorry that no one at the dinner table appreciated my erotic Pilgrim OC ship

# ? Nov 27, 2020 23:37

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Last year I replaced the nasty old meat turkey with tofurkey, great, nobody batted an eyelash. This year I replace the nasty old meat grampa with this ghoulish idol of wire and steel, and suddenly I'm the bad guy? Real consistent everybody. I'm taking my New Motive Grampa and going home.

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!