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So no buzz or Whiteclaw around, but more of this other stuff and I feel like that's the allowed version because now that's I'm thinking about it I do think buzz counts as a danger to national security by now Gonna have to go with that aqua? Aowa stuff for now but I have two cans for double the fun
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 I didn't expect this kind of color, but I figured a monster like this can only be enjoyed out of the perfect glass for both wine and beer.
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Nov 30, 2020 18:18
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First impressions from the first sip: Holy Mother of God this is bad, this is so bad oh my God I might die here and now Second impression: Maybe it gets better if I drink more, I just have to stop choking for a minute Third impression: It does not get better if I drink more I don't want this
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Nov 30, 2020 18:21
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It tastes like, uhh, not even lime actually. Certainly not mandarin orange. It's mostly bitter with a wild mixture of unwanted sweetness I mean the thing is, I don't even really like wine
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Alright gonna be fair here, the pros: 1) It has a certain sweetness mixed with bitterness that I can imagine someone could theoretically enjoy to a certain degree. 2) it gets less with every sip and thus I get closer to the end of this Cons: 1) WHO MAKES THIS WHY DOES THIS EXIST NOBODY WANTS THIS EVER
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Nov 30, 2020 18:24
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Nov 30, 2020 18:26
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Nov 30, 2020 18:29
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Nov 30, 2020 18:30
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I am not sure I would have recommended decanting a white claw to savor the aroma
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Nov 30, 2020 18:32
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:I am not sure I would have recommended decanting a white claw to savor the aroma I tried the first few sips here in the can and it did not really improve the situation, I feel like this is beyond repair in terms of how to consume it Update on the peach and mint: it doesn't work together. At all.
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Glutes Are Great posted:peach and mint are supposed to work together in this Pretty sure they don't |
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This actually tastes like spoiled white wine of some sort. I'm not even sure it's safe to drink at this point, this is so bad, why is this produced
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Aqva producers were like "hmm you know what this needs? Mint. You know, the classic mint flavor of wine in a can, that's what will boost sales"
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Glutes Are Great posted:I tried the first few sips here in the can and it did not really improve the situation, I feel like this is beyond repair in terms of how to consume it When I saw Peach-Mint I just assume it was some flavor combination that was normal where you live and wasn't going to say anything about it seeming like a real abomination of a combo. |
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 I did it. It took a lot of me and I might never be the same, but I did it. They did a really good mixture of peach and mint in this. You really taste both quite well. If this was their goal, it worked out. The only thing they didn't question was that this is incredibly bad and doesn't taste well at all. It's like this mix only works on paper and they just went ahead with it
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However, I officially hereby announce that I did, indeed, drink the Whiteclaw. And I shall never do this ever again
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Nov 30, 2020 18:48
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GaG dr
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thread delivers GaG delivers 
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Well done GaG, you are the mod this forum deserves 
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I should join trashed crew now and drink some Hefeweizen or something German to counter this, because this taste is exactly what you expect peach and mint in a wine cocktail to be. It comes at you in waves and lingers in your mouth a lot longer than you want
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I ate a salad now and even a Bockwurst and I still can taste the whiteclaw
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Glutes Are Great posted:I should join trashed crew now and drink some Hefeweizen or something German to counter this, because this taste is exactly what you expect peach and mint in a wine cocktail to be. It comes at you in waves and lingers in your mouth a lot longer than you want Yes |
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Nov 30, 2020 19:19
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GaG is the hero to all, he has overcome the whiteclaw
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Nov 30, 2020 19:23
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Glutes Are Great posted:I ate a salad now and even a Bockwurst and I still can taste the whiteclaw I'm sorry, it's whiteclaw forever now. Good luck in your peach and mint future. |
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the whiteclaw has been defeated in battle and will bother humankind no longer
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Glutes Are Great posted:I ate a salad now and even a Bockwurst and I still can taste the whiteclaw Ok but was there mustard involved I need to know Also gimme the details of where to dump charity money, you earned several rewards in heaven today
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