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EIDE Van Hagar posted:hey guess what the government is involved no matter what
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I didn't say anything about kids. I was talking about marriage. You love your wife so much you want to go to court over it.
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a few years back I was fresh off a divorce (10 years with that horrible woman... yikes) and had an appt to get a vasectomy because I never wanted kids, but then I met an amazing person who suggested maybe I hold off. now I’m married again with a beautiful kid. sometimes life just be that way, but I definitely wouldn’t have planned a kid during pandemic times. mine was born in the early lockdown days and let me just recommend not doing that
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Nov 30, 2020 23:12
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if people want to have kids, they should have them; if they don't, they shouldn't. there's always going to be a good reason not to do it. i'm definitely not going to chastise or judge someone for giving birth to the nurse that gets to change my diaper when i'm drooling at 95
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are we actually expecting a baby boom or is that just speculation? i could definitely see a boom happening once this poo poo circus is finally over
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Nov 30, 2020 23:33
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PIZZA.BAT posted:are we actually expecting a baby boom or is that just speculation? i could definitely see a boom happening once this poo poo circus is finally over i personally know three couples with target delivery dates in december and early january. anecdote not data but it’s more than i usually see in my environment.
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:There's a show my wife is binging on Amazon called "90 Day Fiancee - The Other Way" which includes a bunch of Americans who met people in foreign countries and immediately knocked them up so yeah, I guess some people are. 90 day fiance is my favorite garbage TV show. In the first season there is a hardcore mormon dude who goes to Brazil to do missionary work, and ends up meeting some very rural Brazilian lady when he was 18 and she was 16. His whole storyline is how he wants to "civilize" her. The first comment he makes about her is "they didn't even have washer/dryers in her village!".
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Nov 30, 2020 23:47
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PIZZA.BAT posted:are we actually expecting a baby boom or is that just speculation? i could definitely see a boom happening once this poo poo circus is finally over i'm sure it won't be a "boom" because most of the people of childbearing age are still locked in their tiny apartments and too depressed and anxious to have sex. it's not like post-ww2 when people were celebrating in the streets and everyone was horned up and rich off the spoils of war. but there will be a blip like there was in june 2002, yes
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Nov 30, 2020 23:54
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I'm kinda looking forward to the post-pandemic period. Gonna party my rear end off and get me some.
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Dec 1, 2020 00:09
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i'm looking forward to elective procedures being okay again so i can get the snip
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Dec 1, 2020 00:11
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also to the day when my buddies and i are all vaccinated so we can hang out together again
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:i'm looking forward to elective procedures being okay again so i can get the snip Better wait til we know that the NCAA tournament is for sure happening
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:also to the day when my buddies and i are all vaccinated so we can hang out together again im gonna go blast everyone with so many aerosolized particles u have no fuckin idea
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Dec 1, 2020 00:15
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I'm gonna give so many people hugs I'm gonna start a new pandemic
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kitten emergency posted:im gonna go blast everyone with so many aerosolized particles u have no fuckin idea  spankmeister posted:I'm gonna give so many people hugs I'm gonna start a new pandemic 
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Dec 1, 2020 00:24
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I'm gonna post up at bars and swap stories with everyone for hours on end
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Fortaleza posted:I'm gonna post up at bars and swap stories with everyone for hours on end Yeah all those stories about all the cool stuff we all did during the pandemic.
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Dec 1, 2020 00:29
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Methanar posted:I didn't say anything about kids. now tell me how to not get the government involved you want to be able to manage each others health and financial issues in the case of someone being seriously ill, otherwise incapacitated, or dying.
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I'll have my kids in a forest shack and keep them away from society until they have no chance of having a normal life, thank you very much
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spankmeister posted:Yeah all those stories about all the cool stuff we all did during the pandemic. I've been doing a ton of cool stuff! Next year when stuff is open you'll be able to go up to just about any dude here and ask "how did your first woodworking/homebrewing project go?" and get a long answer.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:it's the people actively looking to get pregnant during a pandemic that are most baffling to me. yeah let's plan to undergo a process that can cause major, sometimes life-threatening complications requiring medical care, during a time when the healthcare system will be overstrained and where going to a hospital will be even more hazardous than usual! as of today every hospital in sacramento is full they are now turning people away
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Dec 1, 2020 00:52
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spankmeister posted:In developed countries we have things like civil union which is all the legal benefits of getting married without getting married. and in shithole states they have covenant marriage where you get to shackle your wife to you with unbreakable legal paperwork
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Dec 1, 2020 00:54
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Asleep Style posted:Better wait til we know that the NCAA tournament is for sure happening heh
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PIZZA.BAT posted:are we actually expecting a baby boom or is that just speculation? i could definitely see a boom happening once this poo poo circus is finally over isn’t that happening just based on simple demographics? echo boomers / millennials are prime baby making right now Asleep Style posted:Better wait til we know that the NCAA tournament is for sure happening lol, I know 3 people who have done this
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Asleep Style posted:Better wait til we know that the NCAA tournament is for sure happening graph posted:heh Hed posted:lol, I know 3 people who have done this i don't get it 
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:i don't get it the most popular time to get snipped is the day before march madness because the recovery is sitting on your rear end for 5 days or whatever, so why not do it during an extremely exciting and entertaining tournament that is on from 11am to 7pm for a week
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ohhhhhhhhhh thank you 
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Hed posted:isn’t that happening just based on simple demographics? echo boomers / millennials are prime baby making right now millennials are aged 24 to 40
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Dec 1, 2020 05:35
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i wouldn't have a baby even if you paid me $100k a million, i guess i might consider it, still probably not though
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Dec 1, 2020 05:48
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Probably would hurt having one come out of your dick, yeah
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Dec 1, 2020 05:50
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10 million and it can come out wherever it likes
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having a kid actually rules
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calolfornia https://twitter.com/loisbeckett/status/1333635934303125505
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oh yeah and in thanksgiving news today was the last day you could safely eat anything cooked on turkey day so i'm staying up late converting the last couple pounds of turducken (and about 3x that of onion) into french onion soup 
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Methanar posted:I didn't say anything about kids. i was in the church and marriage is just what you aim for early was it because we wanted to have sex maybe idk. we had 69rs regardless and then one person would come and then start to cry and the other person was horny and now hanging out with a guilt ridden case asking to pray about sinning
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:oh yeah and in thanksgiving news today was the last day you could safely eat anything cooked on turkey day what is going on with the tiles on the wall, do you have some sort of tile mosaic window?
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the backsplash there is a vineyard, the previous owners had a hardcore wine fetish and had their own label or something, idk they went bankrupt renovating the place and getting divorced. all the neighbors keep telling us how awful they were lol e: here you go  and this kinda thing is all over the place too  old white people here are just bananas for wine. it's kinda down on the list of stuff that's getting replaced H.P. Hovercraft fucked around with this message at 10:09 on Dec 1, 2020 |
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That’s an incredibly californian backsplash. How many accents on the house would be described by a realtor as “mission style”?
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the neighbors who have lived here "since all this was orchards" 50 years ago have the spanish tile and horse chains across their front porch so they handily claim that this place was just renovated about a decade ago by rich wine snobs. one of those wine label tiles (there's like a dozen) had their actual family last name label on it, added in sharpie since i guess they couldn't decide on whose name to use (maybe the divorce had something to do with this). the rest of it is laquered tile as i suppose it was meant to appear on the bottle, but the name itself was sharpied on. hoverwife obliterated it immediately with acetone since it looked like poo poo lol
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