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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_17HW8Wox4o
  • Keith Lee, AJ Styles and literal accused rapist Matt Riddle in a Triple Threat for a title shot at Drew McIntyre
  • Jeff Hardy & Elias in a "Symphony of Destruction" match.
  • Some interviews and stuff.
  • The show is 3 hours long.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I generally miss the start of raw, how long has that garbage song been the opener?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Alexa Bliss is creepy in the wrong ways

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
I figured I'd watch a little Raw before Monday Night Football started. The first segment is The Lady Fiend Alexa Bliss, so I immediately turned it off.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Codependent Poster posted:

Alexa Bliss is creepy in the wrong ways

Somebody mentioned it was an incredibly poorly timed Harley & Joker thing well past the point where even the people who produce Harley and Joker stuff realized they needed to acknowledge how toxic it was and let Harley grow and move on (and make a kickass animated show about her and Ivy instead).

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I forgot that the voices were canon

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

Somebody mentioned it was an incredibly poorly timed Harley & Joker thing well past the point where even the people who produce Harley and Joker stuff realized they needed to acknowledge how toxic it was and let Harley grow and move on (and make a kickass animated show about her and Ivy instead).

It's not even that now. It's like she acts like a child and dresses like one, which is super hosed up. She was more like Harley before she even joined up.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Well that was dumb

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Who's laughing now? :smug:"

....no.... nobody is laughing....

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Uhhhh.......okay?

VVV Yup

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Shoulda given her an RKO

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I feel like this episode of raw fell off the back of a truck and that's how it got to be this way.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
How was that revealing she was a weakness of his? :psyduck:

I get that she can be but he didn't do anything but carry her gently

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I'm imagining the faces in the writer's room when it turned out Vince remembered burning the firefly funhouse/the cabin down and so he said they couldn't do that over again. The slow realization that the story has to either be Alexa Bliss is the fiend's true weakness, or else randy is gonna go after the puppets with a kendo stick.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

They cut Ricochet out of the Brock elimination :lol:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

reignofevil posted:

or else randy is gonna go after the puppets with a kendo stick.

:frogon:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I'm going to be upset if this match doesn't have one of them playing the trombone, then jamming the slide out to smash the other in the face

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
da gently caress is a sympthy of destruction... oh Elias, nevermind

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
That this feud involves two separate car crashes, neither of which have successfully had the perpetrator identified, is really fuckin with me.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

If they were still on Smackdown and it were still on Thursdays, this whole attempt for understanding in a car crash would make a lot more sense

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

God, imagine showing up to work and being told,"You are gonna be one of the guys chasing after the 24/7 Title."

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

reignofevil posted:

That this feud involves two separate car crashes, neither of which have successfully had the perpetrator identified, is really fuckin with me.

There were 2? I just vaguely remember the one they filmed in the parking lot with the cop badly acting Hardy's name from his license.

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Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

reignofevil posted:

That this feud involves two separate car crashes, neither of which have successfully had the perpetrator identified, is really fuckin with me.

an aging writer shrugs and says the word "florida"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wouldn't those picks just push back between his fingers?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I'll never not laugh at these kind of matches having rope breaks

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

WOOD DOESN'T CONDUCT ELECTRICITY

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Intruder posted:

WOOD DOESN'T CONDUCT ELECTRICITY

Multiple sources have assured me that you can not conduct Elias at all.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jesus Christ Jeff you don't gotta do that poo poo anymore.

Intruder posted:

I'll never not laugh at these kind of matches having rope breaks

"Hey buddy, you don't break the hold I'm gonna.... do nothing there are no DQs!"

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

reignofevil posted:

Multiple sources have assured me that you can not conduct Elias at all.

:bravo:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I think Jeff legit hit the back of his neck on the steps

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
holy gently caress that looked bad for hardy

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Jeff and Elias should never wrestle again

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
beautifully executed so the whiplash smacks his head on the steel steps

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
this carny shirt sale thing is cringey to watch

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

slapjack

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Wait didn't Ricochet win a match where Retribution said they'd leave him alone if he won?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

SLAPJACK

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Codependent Poster posted:

Wait didn't Ricochet win a match where Retribution said they'd leave him alone if he won?

Retrybution

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Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
PEW

Rico being the only person feuding with Retribution is kinda funny right?

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