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I have recently been "trying to put myself out there' again. By recently I mean like ever since I got dumped last year. I guess I may know a few things but I'm looking for some BYOB Wisdom on The Dating Game, Presented by Jim Lange, Elaine Joyce, Jeff MacGregor, Brad Sherwood, and Chuck Woolery. RickRogers (who is clearly a "dating guru" you might say) posted this advice in the chat thread RickRogers posted:Let them pay for everything, it will show you are not tied down to material possessions I thought it was good and told them they should post a thread about it to impart their wisdom. But they are clearly too shy to do so, so I am! So here we go! Hit me with your best advice! Lets crowd source a date! |
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I don't date, I hope that helps.
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Dec 1, 2020 07:06
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Here's a girl's tip-- on a date I am always scoping out to see if my prospective beau is keeping their flank undefended. And if they are you know I'm spending the entire time (meal, movie, etc.) sizing them up for the perfect moment to strike. I need to know that if a bunch of guys come rushing out with spears and stuff my date will not be cut down effortlessly. As it happens I have been married for several years and my wife is undefeated on the battlefield. I would consider her mighty. Easily. I have never seen a single attack get past her tower shield. Another free little slice of girl's wisdom: there's nothing sexier on an intimate date than leaning forward when the move is right, whipping out a new, unopened toothbrush and a tube of Crest from your pocket, breaking the seal, and then just gently brushing your lover's teeth to completion ("reverse mama-birding"). If you're really feeling cheeky all you need to complete the mood is a modest length of floss and a raised eyebrow. Make sure to do this in public so that everybody can see! They deserve a little "night treat" (do not do this during day time).
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Dec 1, 2020 07:38
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Show your date that you are frugal by telling them grocery shopping tips. "You are not going to eat the peel, and you pay for bananas by the pound, so get rid of that stuff before the cashier weighs them" |
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Dec 1, 2020 10:32
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make sure you always carry a small tin of tuna [or plant based alternative tuna] with you at all times in case your date gets hungry during the romantic socially distant walk along the suburban street
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Dec 1, 2020 10:45
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You should listen to this guy, he's got chicks eating out of the palm of his hand. |
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Dec 1, 2020 12:56
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Jaguars! posted:You should listen to this guy, he's got chicks eating out of the palm of his hand. I mean that's a very very specific fetish and it's not for everyone, maybe we should listen to some different guys too.
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Dec 1, 2020 13:45
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 maybe ask vaccine man and/or drug makers out?
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Dec 1, 2020 14:23
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OP have you tried asking Rosy out? Or maybe her five sisters? I hear the Palm girls are very talented and entertaining.
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Dec 1, 2020 14:25
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women and men both love scuba diving, take someone scuba diving, and if you wanna make it really exciting pretend like your oxygen tube has gotten tangled oh my god im drowning help me oh my god no, sometimes they will abandon you, these are the smart ones, ask them out again |
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Dec 1, 2020 15:59
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Kief Richards posted:OP have you tried asking Rosy out? Or maybe her five sisters? I hear the Palm girls are very talented and entertaining. if none of these work i have palmela handersons number for real though the main way i've attracted a date is by being utterly uninterested in achieving a date? getting very involved in work or hobbies or really anything will make you more appealing to potential dates. also sing the song of love.
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Dec 1, 2020 18:49
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How Wonderful! posted:Another free little slice of girl's wisdom: there's nothing sexier on an intimate date than leaning forward when the move is right, whipping out a new, unopened toothbrush and a tube of Crest from your pocket, breaking the seal, and then just gently brushing your lover's teeth to completion ("reverse mama-birding"). If you're really feeling cheeky all you need to complete the mood is a modest length of floss and a raised eyebrow. Make sure to do this in public so that everybody can see! They deserve a little "night treat" (do not do this during day time). i want to actually do this but it only works as a joke unannounced and im afraid the girl im dating would just break up with me lmao |
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Dec 1, 2020 19:02
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alexandriao posted:i want to actually do this but it only works as a joke unannounced and im afraid the girl im dating would just break up with me lmao Real talk if my SO brushed my teeth unexpectedly I'd propose.
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Dec 1, 2020 19:07
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Sid Vicious posted:women and men both love scuba diving, take someone scuba diving, and if you wanna make it really exciting pretend like your oxygen tube has gotten tangled oh my god im drowning help me oh my god no, sometimes they will abandon you, these are the smart ones, ask them out again id want to but ive hears bad things about sccubbas stealing the souls of men and women alike |
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Dec 1, 2020 19:07
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OP have you tried dating other men who are looking for dates? Two birds, one stone.
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Dec 1, 2020 19:12
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the main strategy with getting a date is twofold: first you have to pick a day. to do this you roll one d20 plus a d6 and one d12. the first dice means that not only are you picking a random day, but also that it can never be on the first day of the month or the last day. this is important because the aim here is to have a nice rest week where you can take off your skin and worship Our Holy Reptilian Overlords. All Hail. second you have to pick a girl. i used to do this by offering them something out of my lunchbox but recently this strategy has failed as ive come out of school. girls no longer crave the chew of strawberry laces like they did, unfortunately. for the longest decade i could not figure out why my previously successful plot worked ill post another post about what to do next |
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Dec 1, 2020 19:21
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dogs and nieces/nephews are really good date finding wingfolk btw
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Dec 1, 2020 19:25
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alexandriao posted:i want to actually do this but it only works as a joke unannounced and im afraid the girl im dating would just break up with me lmao Every time I brush my dog's teeth he treats it like an unannounced joke but he still likes me.
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Dec 1, 2020 19:40
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Sorry I got held up in snow! Now please, before you date, ask yourself one question: Do I have pants on? |
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Dec 1, 2020 19:52
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Also, ähem, I have exactly one date under my belt and one wife, (drunken fondling is apparently not date) With these odds of one to one, I think I know what I am talking about. Date is also a fruit and can be written as d8. Facts are power in dating! |
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Dec 1, 2020 19:56
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coffee dates are overrated. you both have first date jitters and caffeine is going to make things worse. instead, suggest visiting a coffee farm. get your hands dirty together, do some back-breaking labor (maybe you’ll get a massage later if you’re lucky) |
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Dec 1, 2020 19:57
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Heather Papps posted:also sing the song of love. The birdie song? |
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Dec 1, 2020 20:02
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RickRogers posted:Also, ähem, I have exactly one date under my belt and one wife, (drunken fondling is apparently not date) With these odds of one to one, I think I know what I am talking about. I'll have you know that some of my best best dates were just drunken fondling. One time I even touched a bob and I saw vagen.
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Dec 1, 2020 20:03
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Kief Richards posted:I'll have you know that some of my best best dates were just drunken fondling. One time I even touched a bob and I saw vagen. What the hoock, did you remember to take your pants of first???? Real talk:. You never forget your first drunken bob |
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Dec 1, 2020 20:28
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Sister I see vegan every drat day. On my drat cookbook shelf. Hope you all liked this one, feel free to use it while seducing.
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Dec 1, 2020 20:44
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RickRogers posted:What the hoock, did you remember to take your pants of first???? Jokes on you, I was wearing a skirt. I still, from time to time, touch bob n vagen. You might say, I'm popular with the ladies.
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Dec 1, 2020 22:37
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How Wonderful! posted:Sister I see vegan every drat day. On my drat cookbook shelf. Hope you all liked this one, feel free to use it while seducing. LISSEN one time I was even a vegan myself!!!!!!
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Dec 1, 2020 22:38
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How Wonderful! posted:Sister I see vegan every drat day. On my drat cookbook shelf. Hope you all liked this one, feel free to use it while seducing. using this irl. |
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Dec 2, 2020 00:46
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Look, here's how it works: at a party, say, "hey, wanna make out?" Sometimes you will then make out. Eventually, one of the people you make out with will marry you. I have married twice and even successfully raised offspring using only this method. No idea how this would work nowadays, but good luck. |
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Dec 2, 2020 01:44
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If they say they want to go 'dutch', you should remember to always buy the next biggest size of wooden clogs if it will rain. The wood swells up when it gets wet and you will hurt your feet. |
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Dec 2, 2020 02:12
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Look, here's how it works: at a party, say, "hey, wanna make out?" Sometimes you will then make out. Eventually, one of the people you make out with will marry you. I have married twice and even successfully raised offspring using only this method. No idea how this would work nowadays, but good luck. This to the letter, I highly recommend just asking people of they'd like to get a pizza and gently caress
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Dec 2, 2020 02:41
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serious advice - it's important to know the age range you're looking at dating carbon dating will only get you to a meaningful answer about to about 50-60 thousand years, longer than that and you're going to have to use a different radioisotope with a longer half life also try to go off known ages of things like trees and other surrounding stuff from roughly the same time period - in the end it'll be an estimate but using these pointers you should be able to get a roughly accurate date
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Dec 2, 2020 02:49
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Kief Richards posted:This to the letter, I highly recommend just asking people of they'd like to get a pizza and gently caress Nothing goes together better than pizza and gently caress |
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Dec 2, 2020 03:41
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Kief Richards posted:This to the letter, I highly recommend just asking people of they'd like to get a pizza and gently caress man waking up from a coma since the 80's discovering on his first date since recovery that both the Pizza Hut AND the gently caress Hut are closed 
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Dec 2, 2020 03:43
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Dec 2, 2020 03:54
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Stoner Sloth posted:serious advice - it's important to know the age range you're looking at dating
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Dec 2, 2020 04:46
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rear end-penny posted:I don't date, I hope that helps.  
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Dec 2, 2020 04:54
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Dec 2, 2020 05:36
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Ok, now for some serious advice that is also highly  !!!!When she suggests it is time to "toss the salad", you should follow the following: tomato, cucumber, lettuce hearts, orange bell peppers (colour variation attracts mates), feta cubes, olives This combo has never failed me! (Lubrication is really optional, something oily with a little spice is my go to) It will drive her wild!!! |
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Also, wow, I am sharing with you now the following video: https://youtu.be/VQr8xDk_UaY Powerful fish stuff here: probably just do what the fish does and report back when you have scored. |
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