I was talking in discord about how goon projects are the best ever and someone pasted this and then we talked about Grover haus. Please share other stories about goons being dumb. quote:"its really amazing how the actions of goons and mods are so freaking far beyond the pale that its actually impossible for a bystander to believe.
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# ? Dec 1, 2020 23:28 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 03:29 |
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A vintage gbs dunkfest about the OP going into code red locked-and-loaded-gun-in-hand-door-breaching-mode upon discovering poop on the roof
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 01:13 |
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My post history
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 01:23 |
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Proposal: help a hick from Alabama start a hot dog stand by providing funding. Reality: a hick from Alabama used goon funds to start a full fast food restaurant and oil change business. It was sadly sold for pennies on the dollar when the evil landlord kicked him out so a funeral parlor could expand parking.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 01:29 |
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Does the goon who overdosed on benzos and baked to death in a car count?
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 01:44 |
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Proposal: remodel a bathroom Reality: a goon compromises the structural integrity of his house by sawing through I-beams without talking to a professional or even his DIY thread and discloses that he started the project to attract "females". In the end, the bathroom is finished, a Doom .WAD is made, is purchased and building inspectors' kids dare one another to ring the doorbell every halloween. Some biologists suggest the mold that has taken root in his ridiculous sinks and his stone "bathmat" may have achieved sentience, but they're in the minority for now.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 02:09 |
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Proposal: granos Reality: call the police
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 02:13 |
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 02:38 |
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Proposal: goon buys (leases) new car Reality: goon does not read fine print and leases a Nissan Altima for $40,000.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 06:08 |
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Who What Now posted:My post history
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 07:23 |
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honestly the whole MAGA crew slowly but surely outing themselves to be some combination of bigots and fascists was a good slow burn of a lol
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 07:34 |
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Carrying a printer across town on foot.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 07:40 |
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 07:43 |
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was this the office worker dude who decided to walk across the country with no kind of training whatsoever and barely made it out of the public park he started in
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 07:46 |
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Everything Bigpeeler posted.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 08:07 |
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The guy who wrote a big how-to guide on succeeding in self-publishing where half of it was him talking about his fixation on having the cover artwork be a physical oil painting and ultimately having to commission a digital artist after the physical painting was damaged in shipping. Also that ultimately the only reason his book sold was because it was mis-filed as a childrens book so a bunch of dumb horny adolescents snapped it up because the cover had boobs.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 08:17 |
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fyad failson thanksgiving tales.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 08:20 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Proposal: help a hick from Alabama start a hot dog stand by providing funding.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 08:21 |
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There was a goon who committed suicide by jumping off the roof of a parking structure Goon 1: I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head as he was falling? Goon 2: A parking cone
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 08:22 |
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Proposal : poo poo on a game cube Result : loss of fingat
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 08:23 |
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Proposal : troll guy on Wikipedia Result : guy punch a cop writes hilarious suicide note and jumps off a bridge
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 08:24 |
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How Dans was the only funny fyad poster ever because they posted pictures in gbs threads.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 09:02 |
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the story from that one fyad sig about getting a girl with autism to jack him off on a pumpkin patch tractor ride
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 09:13 |
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Proposal: smash mouth eat 24 eggs Result: Goons raise $10,000 and smash mouth eats a single bite of egg
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 09:42 |
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the one dude whos neighbors were stealing his cable so he hooked the line to a 110 outlet or something and i think there was smoke? lots of night photos of black cablein the woods. a+ content
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 09:44 |
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Was Texarakkis a goon project, or were they just known by a goon?
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 11:07 |
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Continuing to wake up each day is a good one
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 11:11 |
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Cait Sith's ufo pants
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 11:13 |
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In a restaurant many years ago...
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 11:26 |
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One day I'll find proof that the entire 2016 Trump presidential campaign was a forums hoax that got out of hand. Not the dumpsterfire that the presidency was, that is entirely on the Don.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 13:12 |
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Either the Goon that was too arrogant to listen to other bike goons and got himself a bike he couldn't handle, crashed, and had several limbs amputated. Or the dude that barbequed a beehive in his backyard.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 13:27 |
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Archer666 posted:Either the Goon that was too arrogant to listen to other bike goons and got himself a bike he couldn't handle, crashed, and had several limbs amputated. Didn’t that guy then take his insurance money to buy some ridiculous sportscar (lambo or some such) that he absolutely couldn’t drive because it was a manual and he was missing limbs?
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 13:47 |
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Frank Frank posted:Didn’t that guy then take his insurance money to buy some ridiculous sportscar (lambo or some such) that he absolutely couldn’t drive because it was a manual and he was missing limbs? I don't know about that, but it wouldn't surprise me. That guy was an absolute dipshit lol
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 13:58 |
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Obviously nothing beats groverhaus, but I like the Muerte story where he tried and failed, miserably to hike across the entire US while subsisting on trail mix & dragging a small flimsy cart behind him. Runners-up include Blue Story (wasting money on Star Wars figurines while trying to budget), zaurg (wasting money, period), Caro, and the events leading up to and including the TLO Roll Call song. edit: Archer666 posted:Either the Goon that was too arrogant to listen to other bike goons and got himself a bike he couldn't handle, crashed, and had several limbs amputated. Are you talking about abackofpanthers/abunchofnumbers? I thought that was staged, it panned out so...expectedly. He only ("only") had an arm amputated though, iirc. quote:Or the dude that barbequed a beehive in his backyard. What? YeahTubaMike has a new favorite as of 14:04 on Dec 2, 2020 |
# ? Dec 2, 2020 14:00 |
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Goon who died drinking imodium for a high
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 14:02 |
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There was a great take that came out recently and told in great detail about how in the days leading up to a holiday an elf broke into the goons home, got into their bedroom and forced them to jack the elf off, op. It was me. That was my story. An elf broke into my room and made me jack him off, op.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 14:10 |
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Big Beef City posted:There was a great take that came out recently and told in great detail about how in the days leading up to a holiday an elf broke into the goons home, got into their bedroom and forced them to jack the elf off, op. What's his username?
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 14:28 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:What? Oh dear lord! Bees! The pics are gone now but you can see them in the front page article.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 15:34 |
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kntfkr posted:Cait Sith's ufo pants drat, that takes me back. Not that I'd go back but it was fun when we were all 20yo weirdos in like 2002.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 16:49 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 03:29 |
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I liked the giant mod challenge thread Abe made in E/N like...10? 11? years ago. Resulting in a goon nearly donating a kidney just to avoid a permaban, until Abe said the prelim. work he did in just looking into what it would take was good enough (especially since the goon in question was trying to join the military and that would DQ him.) and I think maybe some money was donated instead? Another goon got a tattoo that said " Chumbawumba" (misspelled on purpose,) and another goon who started to create a concept album dedicated to the then recently deceased Billy Mays.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 17:28 |