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Post here if you've seen any big or small, local or global scams regarding christmas, new years or black friday, cyber monday, etc or been subject to any yourself. Today I had an email saying my Home Depot account had been created, which was concerning because there are no Home Depot stores in my country. Not exactly a scam but I'm a little worried that maybe my bank card details have been stolen, which is frustrating since I literally just had it replaced.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 12:33 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 11:30 |
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An elf broke into my room and made me jack him off, op
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 12:44 |
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Yeah these toy company big wigs get this fat old timer to do all their deliveries on Christmas eve and pay him with milk and cookies. But here's the real kicker: They don't even pay him themselves. Them dumb shmuck parents put it out for 'em and that's on top of paying for the toys.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 12:48 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Yeah these toy company big wigs get this fat old timer to do all their deliveries on Christmas eve and pay him with milk and cookies. But here's the real kicker: They don't even pay him themselves. Them dumb shmuck parents put it out for 'em and that's on top of paying for the toys. And get this, a guy in a big red suit delivers the presents in capitalist countries. Talk about undermining their own ideals.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 13:52 |
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Big Beef City posted:An elf broke into my room and made me jack him off, op If he comes back, tell my dad I miss him
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 14:00 |
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Those Salvation Army guys with the coin buckets that stand in front of every grocery store
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 14:16 |
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Last year I was good for an entire year but didn't get the 1995 Yasmin Bleeth like I asked for.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 14:21 |
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every secret santa I've taken part of in my entire life has been a big loving scam everyone either puts all this time and thought into their gifts or straight up buys some expensive awesome thing, and I get the one person who buys a loving book of postcards or some last minute dollar store kid's toy every single goddamn time
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 14:33 |
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 16:41 |
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I hate people.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 17:04 |
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i don't exactly hate people but god loving drat do they make me tired
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 17:07 |
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you put your dick under your pillow aint no one gonna show up n suck it
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 17:09 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I hate people. Here's a bit of a feel-good counterpoint to the ebay listings: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3947596
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 17:10 |
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Snow Cone Capone posted:Here's a bit of a feel-good counterpoint to the ebay listings: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3947596 Not really. He's still price gouging by over $200.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 17:17 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Not really. He's still price gouging by over $200. I meant the immediate and total backlash to the OP trying to gouge, and ultimately failing to sell the system e: this one's more obviously feel-good too https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3949785
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 17:18 |
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Snow Cone Capone posted:I meant the immediate and total backlash to the OP trying to gouge Ah. I didn't read that.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 17:19 |
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20 Blunts posted:you put your dick under your pillow aint no one gonna show up n suck it That horny elf might
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 17:20 |
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Frank Frank posted:That horny elf might No he was explicitly (and rudely) there for the ONE thing. I asked.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 17:31 |
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Unless you're referring to a different horny elf. I'm talking about the elf that broke into my room and made me jerk him off. That's the elf I was referencing, op.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 17:33 |
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i see a lot of little kids at the mall trying to sell candy bars for 5 dollars to raise money for their basketball team but I'm pretty sure they're full of poo poo
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 17:44 |
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So is the elf like a Christmas elf, the kind you'd see helping Santa? Or like a forest elf that has a bow and wears clothes made of leaves or some poo poo.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 17:47 |
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Chomp8645 posted:So is the elf like a Christmas elf, the kind you'd see helping Santa? Or like a forest elf that has a bow and wears clothes made of leaves or some poo poo. Not sure but the one I saw had beady little eyes, sharp teeth and a long pink tail. It hissed at me. Actually now that I think about it, it might have been an Opossum.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 17:58 |
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Frank Frank posted:Not sure but the one I saw had beady little eyes, sharp teeth and a long pink tail. It hissed at me. Actually now that I think about it, it might have been an Opossum.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 18:27 |
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Chomp8645 posted:So is the elf like a Christmas elf, the kind you'd see helping Santa? Or like a forest elf that has a bow and wears clothes made of leaves or some poo poo. CHristmas but it looked exactly like old Cleveland browns mascot Horrifying, freaky little bastard that just keeps breaking into my room and forcing me to give him, an elf, hand jobs.
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# ? Dec 2, 2020 18:30 |
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Big Beef City posted:CHristmas but it looked exactly like old Cleveland browns mascot BBC got a handjob from Mys, last name Elf?
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 16:42 |
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Fatman tried to break in by climbing down my chimney, I don't even have a chimney
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 16:48 |
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Big Beef City posted:An elf broke into my room and made me jack him off, op many such cases. SAD!
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 16:51 |
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TheMostFrench posted:Post here if you've seen any big or small, local or global scams regarding christmas, new years or black friday, cyber monday, etc or been subject to any yourself. I also got that email
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 17:24 |
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Big Beef City posted:CHristmas but it looked exactly like old Cleveland browns mascot Omg you think that’s bad? A nasty, stinky little gremlin keeps eating lasagna tray sized amounts of poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat and then she complains she’s STILL HUNGRY. I’m like dang biatch there’s a refractory period here.
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 18:39 |
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Everyone's always asking for a hand, or maybe a job, around Christmas. Worse yet, it's both!
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 20:36 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 11:30 |
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presented for your enjoyment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJXHp_wFuss
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 20:49 |