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FreakNasty
Dec 3, 2020
Hey everyone, new here, although I *think* I remember hearing this forum was YUGE in some of the Eve Online wars back in the day. Side question: Yall still got a crew? :)


But my real question - I need to get a guy a present. He is big into sports, and he loves all the Houston teams, Astros, Rockets, Texans. I want to spend $100 more/less, not too too much more, but I don't want to just get some $20 lovely thing.

Any suggestions on what I might get him?

Thanks!!!

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poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
Gay sex

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Do a tour of pawn shops looking for the sports illustrated football phone. Retro af.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
tetherball kit

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I can sell you an Apple laptop for exactly $100.

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug
Baseball/basketball/football autographed by a famous Houston player?

Maybe some kind of collectible and/or autographed trading card?

For example, here's a baseball signed by probably the most unhittable Astros pitcher ever (but if your guy is young he may not remember him).

https://www.sportscollectibles.com/mike_scott_autographed_signed_86_cy_young_baseball_autograph_auto_tristar_c_p5914781.htm

Number_6 fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Dec 3, 2020

FreakNasty
Dec 3, 2020

Number_6 posted:

Baseball/basketball/football autographed by a famous Houston player?

Maybe some kind of collectible and/or autographed trading card?



I like those options, mostly the first one Number 6. Where can I find those? Thanks!

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
There are some pretty cool trading cards by Panini these days that incorporate a piece of their jersey in the actual card. A core player on one of those teams might be a good idea and won't be cheap nor extremely expensive.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

A gun.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://www.cameo.com/texanscheerleaders

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

Ron Mexico jersey

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzsGLe9YuwE

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


REally cool honestly.

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

Have you heard of City Name Sports Team OP

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Suck his dick OP. That's free and means more. Hope the helps.

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

I wanna go back

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

You should get him a WEG poster commemorating Richmond's 1920 VFL premiership.

It works because Richmond also won this year, and the WEG posters look so much cooler than the bullshit ones they do nowadays.

Also, it's sports related, so it fits the criteria, but if he's from Houston, he most likely will not understand it. Which makes it funny.

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Get him Madden 2003 for PS2

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Sekenr posted:

Get him Madden 2003 for PS2

Get him every year's release of Madden for PS2.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
anything detroit lions related

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Is he pro-Trump or anti-Trump, OP? Get him merch of that weird Philadelphia sports muppet, either way. Greasy? Gritty. That. Everyone loves Gritty now.

Your call just what. A t-shirt? A bobblehead? A stuffed toy? A mask? A full fursuit? The sky's the limit.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

$100 on a sportsbook, 10 x 10 team parlays that could be a life changing win over some stupid fuckin jersey or something.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Does your friend like shrimp tubes?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I bought my wife these for an anniversary once. I advise you do the same. https://www.tiffany.com/accessories/games-novelties/everyday-objects-leather-and-walnut-table-tennis-paddles-60561737/

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Get him every year's release of Madden for PS2.

You crazy? That would cost upwards of $0.89!

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013





I advise this silver tin can for $1025 instead https://www.tiffany.com/accessories/decor/everyday-objects-sterling-silver-tin-can-60559139/

WTF

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

I was friends with a girl who worked at Tiffany's and she was breaking rules to give the self-only 50% discount to friends and family and that lasted for three years worth of anniversary and Christmas presents. So I only spent $350 on the ping pong paddles. We only used them once at this dive bar at the shore that has ping pong tables. We felt bougie (we're poor) it was fun.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Does Lowtax still own all that City Name Sports Team merch or did Jeffrey get that in the sale too

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Football.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



a hand knitted jockstrap

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames
A rear end pocket of whiskey

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Get him a blowbang by the...wait my spell checker recognises blowbang as a legit word. That unsettled me and I don't know where I was going with the joke anymore.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Ralph Hurley posted:

a hand knitted jockstrap

Get a little class, mate. How about a sterling silver jockstrap?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
a baggie of nut sweat

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
Concussive brain damage.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
Seriously though, Greatest Of All Time Sports Emporium has an incredibly wide selection of merch: https://goatse.ru

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Guns.

Lots of guns.

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Anal beads decorated as little baseballs and basketballs.

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