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- Khanstant
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Nov 29, 2020 00:01
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- Stoner Sloth
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'Goons Are Great will drink the whiteclaw (equivalent)'
'ButtTheShitmanFart WILL post in BYOB'
e: if someone with talent wants to make these they are most welcome!
   
       
  
 
   
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Nov 29, 2020 16:36
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- Escape From Noise
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So like...you free later on? I need help moving a couch.
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Nov 30, 2020 16:24
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- Khanstant
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Nov 30, 2020 17:03
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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plant this seed in the light of a full moon before the first freeze
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Nov 30, 2020 21:25
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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the waiters phone number
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Nov 30, 2020 21:26
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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rolling paper and some ground up nug
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Nov 30, 2020 21:27
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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no1 cURR YOLO lolololol
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Nov 30, 2020 21:28
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- Stoner Sloth
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sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Dec 1, 2020 00:36
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- Escape From Noise
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Look to your left and then to your right, and three years from now, only one of you will still be here.
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Dec 3, 2020 20:15
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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opening the fortune cookie and i pull out a really long piece of paper with the lyrics to limp bizkits break stuff
 
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Dec 3, 2020 20:46
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- aldantefax
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ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'
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"Your lucky numbers were here, but a time traveler has taken them and won the lottery and promptly have themselves amnesia in their ecstasy of doing so."
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Dec 4, 2020 13:28
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- Prof. Crocodile
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read the thread title and came in to post this, lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m22L1XllRg&t=63s
"everyone is better then you... in bed"
"you are often asked if it is in yet... in bed"
"it's just a picture of a hand giving thumbs down" "oh turn it upside down and it's a thumbs up!" "no..." (picture has "this side down" printed on it)
lol that show was sooooo good, probably my favorite sketch comedy series ever.
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- pecan
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Dec 4, 2020 16:07
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- Khanstant
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Dec 4, 2020 18:39
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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excellent. the lucky number printed on the back of this fortune cookie does not fit the normal lotto sequence. "i'll have to buy smoobles a mojito next time we're in peru" i think to myself, appreciating their deft work in infiltrating the restaurant to place this cookie. pulling the paper taut, i see the expected launch code pattern. 5 digits, repeated 4 times: 69420 69420 42069 69420. as I tuck the fortune into my jacket, i whisper "lol, nice."
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Dec 4, 2020 18:57
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Welcome to your math final exam. The next two cookies you eat will contain vectors. Find their dot product.
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Dec 4, 2020 20:25
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- Robot Made of Meat
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Fortunes that ruin the game.
You are good at having sex . . . in bed.
Your partner likes sharing time with you . . . in bed.
You will get a good, satisfying night's sleep . . . in bed.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Apr 19, 2024 13:12
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- Khanstant
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youre born surrounded by strangers and strange fluid in bed and you die from strangers drowning you with strange fluid... in bed
hmm maybe the bed was always implied in this one
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