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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Who are you MightyJoe36?

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Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

TMMadman posted:

Who are you MightyJoe36?

He's not a man, this MightyJoe36. He's not even married like me.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
This guy...he's NOT my kind of guy!

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

What kind of man are you?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
A portly fellow.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
We'll see how he does, up there, without all the assistance!

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

TMMadman posted:

Who are you MightyJoe36?

I am Batman.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
I don't trust men in capes.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Well I find this capricious and arbitrary.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




potee posted:

He looks like a frog.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

MightyJoe36 posted:

I am Batman.

You kept making all the stops?

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

TMMadman posted:

You kept making all the stops?

WELL PEOPLE KEPT RINGING THE BELL!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Here's one. I borrowed Gyshall's car and all the presets on his radio were Christian rock stations.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

Here's one. I borrowed Gyshall's car and all the presets on his radio were Christian rock stations.

Yeah, let me ask you a question. How do you cross those wires?

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Yeah, let me ask you a question. How do you cross those wires?

Oh, you mean the holes

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
What the gently caress are you doing you little piece of poo poo!?

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

SirPablo posted:

What the gently caress are you doing you little piece of poo poo!?

You really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to, like, Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the university level, like where Freud studied, and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once-a-week for eighty bucks, no. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working around the clock, thinking about you, having conferences, observing you like the way they did with the elephant man. That's what I'm talking about, because that's the only way you're going to get better.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

MightyJoe36 posted:

You really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to, like, Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the university level, like where Freud studied, and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once-a-week for eighty bucks, no. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working around the clock, thinking about you, having conferences, observing you like the way they did with the elephant man. That's what I'm talking about, because that's the only way you're going to get better.

They're very friendly people there. My brother-in-law was there for a couple of weeks. The man was obsessed with lactating women!

They completely cured him! Although he still eats a lot of cheese.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

They're very friendly people there. My brother-in-law was there for a couple of weeks. The man was obsessed with lactating women!

They completely cured him! Although he still eats a lot of cheese.

Yeah! Look at me! I was free and clear! I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist, eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
What do you mean you can't come? There are two really cute girls sitting at the counter eating grilled cheese!

Cheese, George! CHEESE!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

JethroMcB posted:

What do you mean you can't come? There are two really cute girls sitting at the counter eating grilled cheese!

Cheese, George! CHEESE!

I'll tell you something: It'll be years before they find places to hide more cheese on a pizza.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
...well that's just perverse!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
That's like an ice cream man named Cone.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
You know, I saw someone on the street eating M&Ms with a spoon!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

You know, I saw someone on the street eating M&Ms with a spoon!

I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it? With your hands? :smuggo:

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Man, I would have marched to Selma if it was on Long Island...

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

potee posted:

I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it? With your hands? :smuggo:

 I always talk about your hands, how they're so soft and milky white...

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Chili posted:

 I always talk about your hands, how they're so soft and milky white...

That's what comes from avoiding manual labor your whole life.

Pulchritudinous
May 19, 2005
It means "to reduce by one-tenth."



potee posted:

That's what comes from avoiding manual labor your whole life.

Stop it, potee. Stop it. I'm sorry, you've got to get a job!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Pulchritudinous posted:

Stop it, potee. Stop it. I'm sorry, you've got to get a job!

I like sports. I could do something in sports.

You know, like the general manager of a baseball team or something.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

I like sports. I could do something in sports.

You know, like the general manager of a baseball team or something.

Well, TMMadman or not, I own the inside of that plate.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

potee posted:

I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it? With your hands? :smuggo:

Eggplant. Yes. That's a hell of a thing. Okay let's get back to business. Okay here you go. Very good , very good. Excellent. Excellent calzone you got there Potee. Okay a little jealous now. Okay lets go. Ok last week ....... You know that eggplant was very good.

Everybody out. I got eggplant on my mind. Potee! Get me a couple of those calzones right now. Pronto. Move out. Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone. He must have one. Everybody out. Out.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Ginette Reno posted:

Eggplant. Yes. That's a hell of a thing. Okay let's get back to business. Okay here you go. Very good , very good. Excellent. Excellent calzone you got there Potee. Okay a little jealous now. Okay lets go. Ok last week ....... You know that eggplant was very good.

Everybody out. I got eggplant on my mind. Potee! Get me a couple of those calzones right now. Pronto. Move out. Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone. He must have one. Everybody out. Out.

Attention Reno and Seinfeld Thread Morons:

Your posts mean nothing! You all stink!

You can sit on it - aaaaaaand rotate!

This is potee! I fear no reprisal.

UserID 120972!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Hey bodysuit man!

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Hey, check this out. Potee's pants! Not a bad fit! Hey, you don't think that shitposting of his was contagious, do you? Uh, I better take 'em off. I'm too important to this thread!

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

BIG VIETNAMWEES CAN'T BE FLOPPIN' & TWITCHIN'!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
*drops hot dog*

Oh no, my frankfurter. My frankfurter fell. :cry::cry::cry::cry:

It was really good. I can't believe that I dropped it. :cry::cry::cry::cry:

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Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

*drops hot dog*

Oh no, my frankfurter. My frankfurter fell. :cry::cry::cry::cry:

It was really good. I can't believe that I dropped it. :cry::cry::cry::cry:

Her bouquet cleaved his hardened shell,
and fondled his muscled heart.
He imbibed her glistening spell,
just before the other shoe fell.

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