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Who are you MightyJoe36?
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 01:53 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 03:54 |
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TMMadman posted:Who are you MightyJoe36? He's not a man, this MightyJoe36. He's not even married like me.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 03:36 |
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This guy...he's NOT my kind of guy!
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 03:38 |
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What kind of man are you?
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 07:03 |
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A portly fellow.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 08:21 |
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We'll see how he does, up there, without all the assistance!
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 12:59 |
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TMMadman posted:Who are you MightyJoe36? I am Batman.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 14:37 |
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I don't trust men in capes.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 17:15 |
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Well I find this capricious and arbitrary.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 19:26 |
potee posted:He looks like a frog.
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 20:16 |
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MightyJoe36 posted:I am Batman. You kept making all the stops?
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 21:06 |
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TMMadman posted:You kept making all the stops? WELL PEOPLE KEPT RINGING THE BELL!
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# ? Dec 4, 2020 21:24 |
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Here's one. I borrowed Gyshall's car and all the presets on his radio were Christian rock stations.
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# ? Dec 9, 2020 04:01 |
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potee posted:Here's one. I borrowed Gyshall's car and all the presets on his radio were Christian rock stations. Yeah, let me ask you a question. How do you cross those wires?
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# ? Dec 9, 2020 04:07 |
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TMMadman posted:Yeah, let me ask you a question. How do you cross those wires? Oh, you mean the holes
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# ? Dec 9, 2020 06:42 |
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What the gently caress are you doing you little piece of poo poo!?
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 05:42 |
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SirPablo posted:What the gently caress are you doing you little piece of poo poo!? You really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to, like, Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the university level, like where Freud studied, and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once-a-week for eighty bucks, no. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working around the clock, thinking about you, having conferences, observing you like the way they did with the elephant man. That's what I'm talking about, because that's the only way you're going to get better.
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# ? Dec 11, 2020 13:54 |
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MightyJoe36 posted:You really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to, like, Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the university level, like where Freud studied, and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once-a-week for eighty bucks, no. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working around the clock, thinking about you, having conferences, observing you like the way they did with the elephant man. That's what I'm talking about, because that's the only way you're going to get better. They're very friendly people there. My brother-in-law was there for a couple of weeks. The man was obsessed with lactating women! They completely cured him! Although he still eats a lot of cheese.
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# ? Dec 11, 2020 14:25 |
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potee posted:They're very friendly people there. My brother-in-law was there for a couple of weeks. The man was obsessed with lactating women! Yeah! Look at me! I was free and clear! I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist, eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!
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# ? Dec 11, 2020 15:49 |
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Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.
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# ? Dec 11, 2020 16:34 |
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What do you mean you can't come? There are two really cute girls sitting at the counter eating grilled cheese! Cheese, George! CHEESE!
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# ? Dec 11, 2020 16:47 |
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JethroMcB posted:What do you mean you can't come? There are two really cute girls sitting at the counter eating grilled cheese! I'll tell you something: It'll be years before they find places to hide more cheese on a pizza.
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# ? Dec 12, 2020 08:19 |
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...well that's just perverse!
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# ? Dec 12, 2020 08:35 |
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That's like an ice cream man named Cone.
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# ? Dec 12, 2020 11:50 |
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You know, I saw someone on the street eating M&Ms with a spoon!
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# ? Dec 12, 2020 17:20 |
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TMMadman posted:You know, I saw someone on the street eating M&Ms with a spoon! I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it? With your hands?
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# ? Dec 12, 2020 20:03 |
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Man, I would have marched to Selma if it was on Long Island...
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 01:30 |
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potee posted:I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it? With your hands? I always talk about your hands, how they're so soft and milky white...
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 06:31 |
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Chili posted:I always talk about your hands, how they're so soft and milky white... That's what comes from avoiding manual labor your whole life.
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 06:42 |
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potee posted:That's what comes from avoiding manual labor your whole life. Stop it, potee. Stop it. I'm sorry, you've got to get a job!
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 17:01 |
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Pulchritudinous posted:Stop it, potee. Stop it. I'm sorry, you've got to get a job! I like sports. I could do something in sports. You know, like the general manager of a baseball team or something.
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 19:28 |
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TMMadman posted:I like sports. I could do something in sports. Well, TMMadman or not, I own the inside of that plate.
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 07:16 |
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potee posted:I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it? With your hands? Eggplant. Yes. That's a hell of a thing. Okay let's get back to business. Okay here you go. Very good , very good. Excellent. Excellent calzone you got there Potee. Okay a little jealous now. Okay lets go. Ok last week ....... You know that eggplant was very good. Everybody out. I got eggplant on my mind. Potee! Get me a couple of those calzones right now. Pronto. Move out. Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone. He must have one. Everybody out. Out.
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 16:37 |
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Ginette Reno posted:Eggplant. Yes. That's a hell of a thing. Okay let's get back to business. Okay here you go. Very good , very good. Excellent. Excellent calzone you got there Potee. Okay a little jealous now. Okay lets go. Ok last week ....... You know that eggplant was very good. Attention Reno and Seinfeld Thread Morons: Your posts mean nothing! You all stink! You can sit on it - aaaaaaand rotate! This is potee! I fear no reprisal. UserID 120972!
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 17:12 |
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Hey bodysuit man!
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 17:33 |
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Hey, check this out. Potee's pants! Not a bad fit! Hey, you don't think that shitposting of his was contagious, do you? Uh, I better take 'em off. I'm too important to this thread!
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 20:40 |
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 21:55 |
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BIG VIETNAMWEES CAN'T BE FLOPPIN' & TWITCHIN'!
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 22:38 |
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*drops hot dog* Oh no, my frankfurter. My frankfurter fell. It was really good. I can't believe that I dropped it.
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# ? Dec 18, 2020 01:24 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 03:54 |
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TMMadman posted:*drops hot dog* Her bouquet cleaved his hardened shell, and fondled his muscled heart. He imbibed her glistening spell, just before the other shoe fell.
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# ? Dec 18, 2020 02:49 |