i just tried to eat a cold burger king burger

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your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

no content, i just wanted to warn you never to eat a cold burger king burger. it's vile

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# ? Dec 3, 2020 21:30

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 18:54

Heather Papps: hello friend

brave! i wouldn't even try it hot.

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# ? Dec 3, 2020 21:38

Stoner Sloth

oddly the KFC chicken sandwiches (which are for some reason called burgers here) are actually better if you microwave them from the fridge the day after

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# ? Dec 3, 2020 21:44

vanisher

As you can see on this slide, the whopper loses its royal station sharply around the 8 minute mark

# ? Dec 3, 2020 21:46

vanisher

The CIA is caught feeding its guantanimo prisoners cold burger king burgers

# ? Dec 3, 2020 21:47

vanisher

New Wendy's breakfast menu item: cold whopper

# ? Dec 3, 2020 21:49

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

vanisher posted:

New Wendy's breakfast menu item: cold whopper

i was going to make a poll about which restaurant had the least gross coldburger but for real i don't know how to make a poll

# ? Dec 3, 2020 21:55

Khanstant

op, today i got whataburger but spilled this entire coke all over my car so i had to try and clean it up and by the time i was done my burg n fries were cold :o(

# ? Dec 4, 2020 01:20

Prof. Crocodile

This thread is almost as tragic as 'In Memoriam: Remembering gently caress Hut'.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 02:47

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Khanstant posted:

op, today i got whataburger but spilled this entire coke all over my car so i had to try and clean it up and by the time i was done my burg n fries were cold :o(

oh no

I should have offered my cold burger, a full coke might have given it enough moisture to be edible again

# ? Dec 4, 2020 02:57

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Arby's french dip is p good warmed over the next day. Put some rally's fries in the toaster oven too :discourse:

# ? Dec 4, 2020 03:07

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Starbucks announces iced whopper lattes

# ? Dec 4, 2020 03:51

Ass-penny

Have you tried ingesting weed to make cold Burger King taste better?

# ? Dec 4, 2020 05:12

SIDS Vicious

i actually love cold next day fast good burgers am i a freak :ohdear:

# ? Dec 4, 2020 05:25

Finger Prince

My friend used to do this back in university. Buy some whopper juniors and put some in the fridge for later.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 05:37

alexandriao

ok but the real question is why is a sandwich better when you leave it in the fridge for three days and then toast it in to of the toaster

# ? Dec 4, 2020 15:26

pecan

ur supposed to just sit on it for 10 min before u eat it like they do at the restaurant

# ? Dec 4, 2020 15:54

AARD VARKMAN

i want a cold burger king burger but every time i go they give me a hot one and i throw it away frustrated

# ? Dec 4, 2020 16:27

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TheAardvark posted:

i want a cold burger king burger but every time i go they give me a hot one and i throw it away frustrated

In the sport of hockey this would award a penalty shot by the opposing team for touching the hockey puck :science:

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# ? Dec 4, 2020 17:40

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Ironically you didn't get it cold enough. Next time, take your leftover burger to the Antarctic. Like for a really long time. Until you forget you even brought it. Months pass since your beef patty is frozen into a solid cube but still you wait. Research expeditions come and go but still you wait. Eventually the storms start and the last plane of the season leaves sight. Now on your own you start to eat what meagre supplies have been forgotten by others (having stored none of your own). Of course you ration but every time the hunger strikes it strikes hard and you are going through more than you planned. You go in search for more but turn up empty handed. Three days without a meal and you have given up hope. Except... you brought that burger. Using the last of your generator's power you thaw the Whopper to what would be in a civilized land considered room temperature.

Bet that cold BK tastes pretty loving good now, huh, OP?

# ? Dec 4, 2020 17:48

Finger Prince

cold burger, king burger

# ? Dec 4, 2020 18:18

vanisher

pecan posted:

ur supposed to just sit on it for 10 min before u eat it like they do at the restaurant

lol

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# ? Dec 4, 2020 18:51

vanisher

that crazy wendy's instructional video/song but instead they are rapping about how to make your whopper taste bad

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# ? Dec 4, 2020 18:52

AARD VARKMAN

if elon musk REALLY wanted to make money he'd make a car with a dashboard microwave in case of emergencyies

# ? Dec 4, 2020 18:58

Escape From Noise

Cold whopper cold life

# ? Dec 4, 2020 19:37

pecan

i ran the numbers boss, turns out making the crowns andthe burgers out of the same material will save us up to 20 dollars a year

# ? Dec 4, 2020 20:23

alexandriao

TheAardvark posted:

if elon musk REALLY wanted to make money he'd make a car with a dashboard microwave in case of emergencyies

combination rear end warmer/burger warmer

# ? Dec 4, 2020 20:25

alexandriao

"wow! it keeps my buns warm and my burgers bone dry!"

# ? Dec 4, 2020 20:27

AARD VARKMAN

pecan posted:

i ran the numbers boss, turns out making the crowns andthe burgers out of the same material will save us up to 20 dollars a year

Hell yes, when do the meat crowns come out????

# ? Dec 4, 2020 20:32

Entenzahn: erm... quack-ward

I just ordered from Burger King earlier and it's running late. I hope I don't get a cold Burger King burger like the op, it sounds dreadful.

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# ? Dec 4, 2020 20:37

FutonForensic

dunking a whopper in liquid nitrogen and smashing it. the children cheer, not for the scientific demonstration, but because the whopper can no longer hurt them

# ? Dec 4, 2020 20:55

Finger Prince

FutonForensic posted:

dunking a whopper in liquid nitrogen and smashing it. the children cheer, not for the scientific demonstration, but because the whopper can no longer hurt them

Freeze dried cryo-whopper morsels that gently dissolve in your mouth, leaving essence of whopper on your breath and every time you burp for days.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 20:58

Escape From Noise

I always microwave my leftover whoppers before loving them. Not too much though. Don't want to burn myself!

# ? Dec 4, 2020 21:05

alexandriao

FutonForensic posted:

dunking a whopper in liquid nitrogen and smashing it. the children cheer, not for the scientific demonstration, but because the whopper can no longer hurt them

no longer the whopper, it's it now the popper *smashes it against the wall*

# ? Dec 4, 2020 21:31

alexandriao

pecan posted:

ur supposed to just sit on it for 10 min before u eat it like they do at the restaurant

with or without underpants

Too much is always not enough!

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# ? Dec 4, 2020 22:36

alexandriao

i think speedos really add to the flavour

Too much is always not enough!

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# ? Dec 4, 2020 22:36

AARD VARKMAN

Haven't had burger king in a long time. Might pick up a Whopper and a bag of ice (for the Whopper) for dinner

# ? Dec 4, 2020 22:42

Prof. Crocodile

alexandriao posted:

with or without underpants

# ? Dec 4, 2020 22:44

pseudorandom

I know McDonald's and Wendy's burgers are decent at room temperature; I'm pretty sure I've had at least one of those cold, and they were fine too.

Disclaimer: may only apply to consuming them late at night while drunk.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 23:13

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 18:54

Khanstant

today I got a gyro suprema and they put too much wet inside of it and the whole time eating it was a hassle, just wet white and grey all over my hands and beard but it was so good it was worth it and i just had to take a sink-face shower after. the tiny styrofoam cup of pepsi was way better than the giant coke i wasted yesterday so my soda lust is satisfied

# ? Dec 4, 2020 23:25

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