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Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
I'm no expert or anything, it sounds alright.

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Imagine living in a city where the traffic is such a nightmare some rich dude builds a massive loving tunnel system to avoid it.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

imagine being so rich and entitled that you think you are too good and special to have to wait in traffic

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Isn't it like literally a one-car-at-a-time tunnel that'll charge loads of money, and is basically a way for rich people to avoid the poors?

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice
Trains are for poor and dirty people, OP

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





mind the walrus posted:

Isn't it like literally a one-car-at-a-time tunnel that'll charge loads of money, and is basically a way for rich people to avoid the poors?

Yep. And I can’t wait for it to be more congested than surface travel.

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
the tunnel is actually my rear end

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dn6ZVpJLxs

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
maybe instead of one car, they can have a bunch of them connected in a line

they can make them pretty big too. like a stretch suv type thing, with many rows of seats and even standing room so that they can accommodate a lot of passengers

pretty brilliant if you ask me, but that's just what you'd expect from a genius like elon

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Hi me elom moskuk me dig tunnel instead of take helicopper. Everywhun have helicoptur but onyl elom have tunnel.

Also let's live on Mars where it's warmer.

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
I'm no expert or anything

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Caesar Saladin posted:

imagine being so rich and entitled that you think you are too good and special to have to wait in traffic

That's why they invented helicopters. Occasional guillotining and explosive crashes are even a built in feature!

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/dril/status/1333572722098536448

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

More like Elon Suck

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
i dont think anyone here are experts and it sound alright

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm the tunnel, I'm jacking off, everyone else in the tunnel is trapped. We've been stuck in the tunnel for twenty days.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

mind the walrus posted:

Isn't it like literally a one-car-at-a-time tunnel that'll charge loads of money, and is basically a way for rich people to avoid the poors?

I'm no expert or anything but you sound poor

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Tunnelgape. Gapetunnel.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Halloween Liker posted:

i dont think anyone here are experts and it sound alright

Is this some elaborate markov bot?

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Gonna have a whale of a time car jacking the musk chunnel

MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 18, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.

mind the walrus posted:

Isn't it like literally a one-car-at-a-time tunnel that'll charge loads of money, and is basically a way for rich people to avoid the poors?

You could say the tunnel is Elon gated

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Hello, I’m an expert.

It sound alright to me.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
every single individual aspect of this plan sounds stupid

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
It's gonna be really funny when that poorly made tunnel traps Elon in there with a cave-in or a flood. Maybe he'll build a submarine to get himself out.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I can't wait to take a dump in Elon Musk's Car Tunnel.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
hope homeless people sleeping in the tunnels causes a horrific car crash and musk just shrugs and goes 'its a living!'

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Halloween Liker posted:

I'm no expert or anything, it sounds alright.

I think everyone that wants to entomb themselves for Elon absolutely should.

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

OMFG FURRY posted:

hope homeless people sleeping in the tunnels causes a horrific car crash and musk just shrugs and goes 'its a living!'

Dibs on the larger irony of a Tesla vehicle thinking it's about to hit something in the tunnel and attempting to swerve causing a massive pileup. It'd be fun to see Musk sweat through the press conference on that one.

CountryMatters
Apr 8, 2009

IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Can't wait to go in the cramped tunnel with no escape made by the man who pioneered selling cars that explode and don't stop burning

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
What drives the car? I see some modular dolly cart that you put on but what powers that? Or you drive your self at that point since your tires are still down on the ground? Most cars cant get to 150 so im assuming the dollys are powered but if the cars wheels are still on the ground its gonna mess some stuff up on the cars.

Fallows fucked around with this message at 13:40 on Dec 5, 2020

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Sounds like a lovely place to be during an earthquake.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Hit me up in the tunnel. I'm in the tunnel right now as we speak. If you're trying to talk to me or chill or otherwise hang out just find me in the tunnel. Hit me up, I'm in the tunnel.

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Hit me up in the tunnel. I'm in the tunnel right now as we speak. If you're trying to talk to me or chill or otherwise hang out just find me in the tunnel. Hit me up, I'm in the tunnel.

buddy, i got a "tunnel" for ya right here ;)

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014
my assssssssssssssssssssss

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Turpitude II posted:

buddy, i got a "tunnel" for ya right here ;)

Turpitude II posted:

my assssssssssssssssssssss
they arent looking for any tunnels wider than it takes to fit 1 car

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
You fools, these "tunnels" will be dug in the shape of summoning circle so that Elon can call forth his dark god, Moloch.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
But on the flip side hundreds of rich people will die of monoxide poisoning. So who can say if it's good or bad.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I think the tesla fire will get them first, but I'm willing to accept other bets

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Did he die of covid?

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sudonim
Oct 6, 2005

Who What Now posted:

You fools, these "tunnels" will be dug in the shape of summoning circle so that Elon can call forth his dark god, Moloch.

this was a major plot point in Full Metal Alchemist.

Musk imitates art. Or at least imitates anime.

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