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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




Watch the movie version instead. Maximum Overdrive.

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Gath
Sep 23, 2009

you broke my grill posted:

https://i.imgur.com/0UbORZp.mp4


Christ, what an rear end in a top hat

I mean she does kinda have resting butch face. :gary:

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Chrs posted:

Lol I remember my dad once saw Arthur in the TV guide and got up early to watch it because he thought it would be about King Arthur

this is how i learned about barney the dinosaur because i thought it was going to be flintstones

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Apparently there are human people on Arthur.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

was writing an essay about terry fox

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Arthurs fuckin stupid I fuvkenuppercut his scrutum id

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

tetsuo posted:

Being mean to people online is such fun. It's great. I love it.

It's indeed hilarious and basically a victimless "crime" it's not a crime

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here
A a r d v a r k

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
in retrospect, isn't asking an aardvark to spell "aardvark" a softball assed spelling bee word

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm sorry to say but early this evening Arthur passed away, he was surrounded by family and loved ones and was not in pain.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I'm sorry to say but early this evening Arthur passed away, he was surrounded by family and loved ones and was not in pain.

That's not true. Take it back. :cry:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

TheAardvark posted:

That's not true. Take it back. :cry:

Arthur told me to tell you that he knows you wanted to be there even though you couldn't, and he felt as if you were there anyway amongst all his loved ones.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Do not mourn for Arthur, he now mourns for us.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



I'm glad he died, he photoshopped a dogs head onto my body not long back. Rot in hell, you fuckin anteater bitch.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Vince MechMahon posted:

I'm glad he died, he photoshopped a dogs head onto my body not long back. Rot in hell, you fuckin anteater bitch.

What you thought it should be a cat? :thunk:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

What you thought it should be a cat? :thunk:

Tapir

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

only if it was portrayed anatomically correctly :pervert:

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
I can't believe Wishbone is loving dead.

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

DemoneeHo posted:

heated gamer moment


Hey

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


i wonder whether any older episodes of arthur will become socially unacceptable

the sitcom F.R.I.E.N.D.S is now Problematic but arthurs whole schtick was being Progressive

there wont be an "arthur learns dad beating him with a belt is for his own good" or "arthur learns that Winstons taste good like a cigarette should" but i wonder

Doctor Discomfort
Jan 4, 2015

here's my favorite clip from Arthur

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-PHUGLLbcg

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

...of SCIENCE! posted:

You know in retrospect it seems like an incredibly poor choice to have the monkey girl be a black-coded character with a black voice actress.

Francine's grandma was Joan fuckin' Rivers(not the person Joan Rivers, but Joan Rivers with "Bubby" for a name) and that's a hell of a connection. Also she's loving baller at clown school.

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

The brain is a bear

A... black bear?

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Arthur grew up to become GBS mod The Aardvark

:chanpop:


Binky got an adopted Chinese sister, that one gang Binky rolled with led by the one rabbit girl addressed their childhood trauma and are now social activists(protesting for !!!!!fair wages!!!!!), Ratburn has a fuckin' history, Buster a conspiracy nut, took over a community garden, and met a gay couple(that was a whole thing when it happened), Sue Ellen hallucinated Neil Gaiman as a falafel, they introduced a new family that's Cajun and :patriot: ARE TROOPS :patriot:.

I wish I didn't remember all the things about this show that I remember, but on the other hand, I found it exponentially more hilarious when the internet posted the "Arthur murders a hobo for his clothes" meme a while back.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Arthur speaks in Aardvark-American Vernacular English, colloquially known as Aardvonics.

He's also the hardest and realest Tubulidentata that the world has ever known, son.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Mistle posted:



Binky got an adopted Chinese sister, that one gang Binky rolled with led by the one rabbit girl addressed their childhood trauma and are now social activists(protesting for !!!!!fair wages!!!!!), Ratburn has a fuckin' history, Buster a conspiracy nut, took over a community garden, and met a gay couple(that was a whole thing when it happened), Sue Ellen hallucinated Neil Gaiman as a falafel, they introduced a new family that's Cajun and :patriot: ARE TROOPS :patriot:.


Fuckin lol is this real?

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
smiling the whole rear end time, what a jerk.

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

The baby and the dog talk to each other now and they have British accents. This is "new" to me but I think it's like 10 years old by now.

Buster has always believed in aliens. Is he Qanon now?

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013

TheAardvark posted:

That's not true. Take it back. :cry:

You're right, he actually died in unspeakable agony.

CHODEGOD420
Oct 27, 2020

by Athanatos
show me ur tits dw

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

CHODEGOD420 posted:

show me ur tits dw

The 6 year old? :yikes:

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Mistle posted:

Binky got an adopted Chinese sister, that one gang Binky rolled with led by the one rabbit girl addressed their childhood trauma and are now social activists(protesting for !!!!!fair wages!!!!!), Ratburn has a fuckin' history, Buster a conspiracy nut, took over a community garden, and met a gay couple(that was a whole thing when it happened), Sue Ellen hallucinated Neil Gaiman as a falafel, they introduced a new family that's Cajun and :patriot: ARE TROOPS :patriot:.


WUT

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Arthur's mom sitting him down to explain her series of miscarriages and the effect it was having on her relationship with his father was sorta...bleak

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
I always thought the characters were hamsters or gerbils. I never watched the show, more than ads and clicking through stations; but goddamn that is not an aardvark. I did see the revisionist history that was shared in the thread. I think the show neutered his species identity to make him conform to more "acceptable and popular" character models to sell the show. I mean, who the gently caress identifies with an aardvark? Goons get a pass for being goony though.

He does seem like a bit of a dick if the gerbil girl was suppose to be his friend though.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I think she's a dog, a pomeranian or something. So it'd be like photoshoping a gorilla head onto someone.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Arthur is still gonna be pumping out episodes long after The Simpsons is dead and buried.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
We all recognize that arthur could kick Doug's rear end, but what about arnold's? For reference this is considering post learning karate arnold not pre karate

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
Nobody could kick arnold's rear end. He was stone loving cold.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


nobody could kick arnolds rear end but obviously anyone could kick his football shaped head

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



How is the Arnold vs Doug vs Arthur battle royale even a question? Arthur is some entitled spineless dweeb living in the suburbs, and Doug is an art major wandering through life in a delusional fugue state. Arnold lives in a real-rear end city surrounded by homeless eccentrics and dangerously unbalanced ticking timebombs and actual violent criminals. Arnold has totally seen a dead crackhead slumped over in an alley walking to school before and just kept walking without missing a step.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Hey arnold was a good nicktoon. Plus it hit that sweet spot of making new york look super fun but also pretty crappy in a lot of ways

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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Asterite34 posted:

How is the Arnold vs Doug vs Arthur battle royale even a question? Arthur is some entitled spineless dweeb living in the suburbs, and Doug is an art major wandering through life in a delusional fugue state. Arnold lives in a real-rear end city surrounded by homeless eccentrics and dangerously unbalanced ticking timebombs and actual violent criminals. Arnold has totally seen a dead crackhead slumped over in an alley walking to school before and just kept walking without missing a step.

Word, plus Arnold effortlessly maintains a crew of shooters equally as formidable as himself and has a fuckin' sick lair. The dudes unbeatable in his own category

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