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Every wish ad I get looks bizarre. I've bought costume jewelry from them so you'd think I'd get ads for more jewelry. No. Take this one for example: Walnut eye glasses with multi-roller system? A sex doll from Silent Hill? Post the insane garbage you've found.
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Weirdly, the walnut eyes are more distressing to me because I cannot understand.
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Dec 5, 2020 10:55
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To be fair, five rollers is a bargain for your walnut glasses.
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Dec 5, 2020 11:14
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The glasses item description:    
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Dec 5, 2020 11:23
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Do I look in his butthole with the walnut eyes?
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Dec 5, 2020 11:27
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   Who wants a free Trump ring?
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Dec 5, 2020 12:02
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He must be married to the calm.jpg lady
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Dec 6, 2020 06:13
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Fast Shid Fard would be an excellent name for a band.
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Dec 6, 2020 07:02
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I want all of this poo poo. 
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Dec 6, 2020 07:25
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Imagine buying a domain as awesome as wish.com and using it just to peddle chinese garbage.
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Dec 6, 2020 07:28
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Imagine buying a domain as awesome as wish.com and using it just to peddle chinese garbage. i think it'd be cool to make a bajillion dollars
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Dec 6, 2020 07:30
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neato burrito posted:Fast Shid Fard would be an excellent name for a band. shidding and farding rn
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Dec 6, 2020 07:34
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declaring war from the aliexpress thread. prepare your flimsy EDC gear
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Dec 6, 2020 07:38
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It looks like they're selling you a zipper for 50 cents? So not a swimsuit with a zipper in it, but just a zipper named Poop Portal and then you sew it into your swimsuit so that you can unzip fast shid fard action *shid noises*
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Dec 6, 2020 07:43
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Taotipper posted:It looks like they're selling you a zipper for 50 cents? So not a swimsuit with a zipper in it, but just a zipper named Poop Portal and then you sew it into your swimsuit so that you can unzip fast shid fard action *shid noises* I want an adjustable nozzle dildo that you can set to ultra sharp or slow diffuse so you can do a discrete throat blast or emanate stink into the room gradually. Like farts are so unpredictable let’s take the uncertainty out of it, let’s EVOLVE! 
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Dec 6, 2020 07:54
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You’re not thinking big enough: butt spin whistle
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Dec 6, 2020 08:07
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I found these a while back. They’re the perfect gift for that special someone in your life you want to send to the emergency room:
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Dec 6, 2020 13:58
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  It has two functions! e:   I didn't realize "pantyhose for men" was a thing. Mega64 fucked around with this message at 14:30 on Dec 6, 2020 |
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Dec 6, 2020 14:25
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Also found some cleansing tampons, not really a surprise but I found some of the images funny.  And also some that are pretty gross, why did they make the first one the main picture.   Yikes. YIKES.
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Dec 6, 2020 14:42
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Suddenly the walnut glasses make sense 
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Dec 6, 2020 14:49
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I like the questions arising from a non-native-speaker selling stuff in english on such a website. "Clean Vaginal Dirt" could be a product to help you to clean vaginal dirt out of your system, or is might be the dirt which came from your vagina, but has been cleaned for... some reason?
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Dec 6, 2020 14:54
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I don't know, I see a good amount of signs around here saying "Clean Fill Wanted".
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Dirt? In my vagina?
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Dec 6, 2020 18:59
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The question remains, would you recommend that site?
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Frank Frank posted:I found these a while back. They’re the perfect gift for that special someone in your life you want to send to the emergency room: This is just desperately wanting to not have ankles.
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Dec 6, 2020 19:49
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unzip for more sa fordum psot actioon!
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Wipfmetz posted:I like the questions arising from a non-native-speaker selling stuff in english on such a website. But I have absolutely no idea what is going on in those linked pics, so I could be on the completely wrong track.
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Fatima posted:The question remains, would you recommend that site?
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MikeTheCoolOne posted:Suddenly the walnut glasses make sense 
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Dec 7, 2020 05:21
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Holy poo poo
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Dec 7, 2020 07:35
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Halloween Liker posted:The glasses item description: Mother's day sorted.
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Dec 7, 2020 07:40
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strange feelings re Daisy posted:DO NOT PUT ANYTHING FROM WISH.COM INSIDE YOUR BODY EVER But how can I increase the size of my breasts if I can't drink this tea that will definitely do just that?  Unsurprisingly, a lot of gratuitous cleavage shots in the other pictures!
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strange feelings re Daisy posted:Every wish ad I get looks bizarre. I've bought costume jewelry from them so you'd think I'd get ads for more jewelry. No. Take this one for example: why would i pay good, american money for a nut in my eye when my husband can do it for free?
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 Aaaand The best image I found so far. But if an ordinary mouth fleshlight does nothing for you, good news! There's a model with tongue!
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I made a thread like this some time ago I can't quote it, but imagine no C/P it here https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3815866&pagenumber=1&perpage=40
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