the empire runs on duncan

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duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I liked keanu in dracula. he was a stupid noble after all

agree, i thought he was fine as his character
sure they could have cast a better actor but that is almost always true of any role

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

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Truman Peyote: Oct 11, 2006

I enjoyed when he fought cops who worked on behalf of the oil industry in "chain reaction"

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Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Chain Reaction and The Saint are my two favorite movies about nuclear science

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fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

Chris Knight posted:

matrix sequel is already here it's called the regraded "in the mood for love"

https://twitter.com/zizz_0/status/1307404772966912005

how is this a matrix sequel, it�s totally different

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mystes: May 31, 2006

fart simpson posted:

how is this a matrix sequel, it’s totally different

You don't remember the green pill?

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fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

mystes posted:

You don't remember the green pill?

no, but i haven�t seen in the mood for love for like 10 years

# ? Dec 7, 2020 09:22

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

mystes posted:

You don't remember the green pill?

shrek is love

shrek is life

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bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

https://twitter.com/Grenademanblitz/status/1335266437091393536

# ? Dec 7, 2020 10:21

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

it's really funny to me that the backstory for the mandalorian apparently includes multiple long-term business and even personal relationships where he straightup doesn't tell them even a portion of his name, like, at any point

# ? Dec 7, 2020 10:57

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

fart simpson posted:

how is this a matrix sequel, it�s totally different

are you blind?

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Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it's really funny to me that the backstory for the mandalorian apparently includes multiple long-term business and even personal relationships where he straightup doesn't tell them even a portion of his name, like, at any point

There's canonically like 12 million planets in the starwar universe. I can see why most of the transactions are basically anonymous and cash on delivery since 90% of your vendors are just randos passing through the area.

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haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

isn't he the only mandalorian that goes out and does contracts while the others all hide in their sewer outpost

so it's not like anyone's going to get confused by all the other mandalorians running around

# ? Dec 7, 2020 15:39

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

haveblue posted:

isn't he the only mandalorian that goes out and does contracts while the others all hide in their sewer outpost

so it's not like anyone's going to get confused by all the other mandalorians running around

Iirc they had a rule where only 1 person could go out at a time and I guess it was him most of the time?

In season 2 he encounters more mandolarians so I assume that they're a known quantity in the galaxy.

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fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

Chris Knight posted:

are you blind?

i guess so yeah

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syntaxrigger: Jul 7, 2011; Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

pretty sure the character keanu plays in Dracula was an air head in the book. Like, that is the character. A clueless idiot that doesn't understand the danger he is in.

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Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

There's canonically like 12 million planets in the starwar universe. I can see why most of the transactions are basically anonymous and cash on delivery since 90% of your vendors are just randos passing through the area.

canonically every single event in the galaxy is related somehow to the skywalker clan, and the only delivery driver anyone knows of is han solo

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syntaxrigger posted:

pretty sure the character keanu plays in Dracula was an air head in the book. Like, that is the character. A clueless idiot that doesn't understand the danger he is in.

whether you think it was grounded in his talent (or a perceived lack thereof) or the directing/script, it didn�t really help with his popular image as a doofus at the time

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

There's canonically like 12 million planets in the starwar universe. I can see why most of the transactions are basically anonymous and cash on delivery since 90% of your vendors are just randos passing through the area.

rando mandos

# ? Dec 7, 2020 18:01

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

syntaxrigger posted:

pretty sure the character keanu plays in Dracula was an air head in the book. Like, that is the character. A clueless idiot that doesn't understand the danger he is in.

it's kinda the only way the whole "i work for dracula, but don't notice" thing works

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Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

rando mandos

Occasional Landos too.

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

The Occasional Landonis

Fine Men's Cloakery

Est. 43 BBY

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Cybernetic Vermin: Apr 18, 2005

Sweevo posted:

canonically every single event in the galaxy is related somehow to the skywalker clan, and the only delivery driver anyone knows of is han solo

actual world building on a galactic scale is mostly nonsense, and the canon parts of star wars have largely never bothered.

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rjmccall: Sep 7, 2007; no worries friend; Fun Shoe

akadajet posted:

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Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

I just like how every planet in star wars is a single biome.

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lord funk: Feb 16, 2004

Sagebrush posted:

I just like how every planet in star wars is a single biome.

ahh, the ol' star trek / b5 theory of planets: every other planet is a single � race � religion � politic � biome � expression of human emotion

except of course, earth #diversity

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Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Earth would probably be considered a water world.

Aliens be like "lol what a weird planet, the dominant species only uses like a quarter of the available surface"

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BaldDwarfOnPCP: Jun 26, 2019; by Pragmatica

Sagebrush posted:

I just like how every planet in star wars is a single biome.

so you also saw the rifftrax of rogue one

in some ways we are all fishmech and all tunisians

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BaldDwarfOnPCP: Jun 26, 2019; by Pragmatica

Sagebrush posted:

Earth would probably be considered a water world.

Aliens be like "lol what a weird planet, the dominant species only uses like a quarter of the available surface"

so long, and thanks for all the fish

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Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

so you also saw the rifftrax of rogue one

i did not.

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BaldDwarfOnPCP: Jun 26, 2019; by Pragmatica

Sagebrush posted:

i did not.

it has alternate audio

also rogue one is basically the best sw besides, well all of them in my opinion

K2-S0 is great

well a lot of that movie sucked but i just love the spaceship fights

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