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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
That said I would argue Finneas and Ferb would give him a run for his money.

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Asterite34 posted:

How is the Arnold vs Doug vs Arthur battle royale even a question? Arthur is some entitled spineless dweeb living in the suburbs, and Doug is an art major wandering through life in a delusional fugue state. Arnold lives in a real-rear end city surrounded by homeless eccentrics and dangerously unbalanced ticking timebombs and actual violent criminals. Arnold has totally seen a dead crackhead slumped over in an alley walking to school before and just kept walking without missing a step.

Yes, those characters definitely couldn't kick Arnold's rear end, and in addition, Charlie Brown couldn't kick his head.

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"
arnold could kick the rear end of all the ahh real monsters at once and Johnny bravo at the same time

Origin
Feb 15, 2006

Weka posted:

Apparently there are human people on Arthur.



Are you trying to roll me up from behind, Arthur?

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Relax Or DIE posted:

arnold could kick the rear end of all the ahh real monsters at once and Johnny bravo at the same time

johnny bravo never won, man, he was a loser in every episode

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Arnold was useless.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Arthur would probably kill Arnold in some messed up way, like scraping his skin off with a paring knife.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


arthur is serial killer material, sure, but in a straight up streetfight its arnold all the way

not to mention street fights arent fair and arnold rolls with a full crew
arthur rollin with a library card.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


what about pepper ann vs the recess kids?

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003


DW stands for Dickwad.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Spongebob eats pieces of poo poo like that for breakfast

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

simplefish posted:

what about pepper ann vs the recess kids?

spinelli alone would wreck er

get gretchen in there too with that suppressed nerd rage and it’s over

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

The Rugrats babies would kill Arnold if they had the disposition

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen

simplefish posted:

what about pepper ann vs the recess kids?

Recess kids vs the Weekenders?

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
Wait. Is DW an anime lover now?

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Pretty sure Eliza Thornberry could use her aquaman powers to order her pet chimp to eat Arnold/Recess Gang/Doug's faces.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

The Moon Monster posted:

Pretty sure Eliza Thornberry could use her aquaman powers to order her pet chimp to eat Arnold/Recess Gang/Doug's faces.

i googled it because i couldnt remember anything about her, taking me to the Wild Thornberrys wiki.

the page on her has a photo gallery where half of them are upskirt shots. i loving hate the internet

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Internet is mad horny for cartoo...



Internet is mad horny for cartoons

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Relax Or DIE posted:

arnold could kick the rear end of all the ahh real monsters at once and Johnny bravo at the same time

Aren't all the Ahh Real Monsters characters significantly smaller than a kid Arnold's age anyway? Anyway, with the exception of Ickis, they all have either extremely vulnerable eyes or weird centers of gravity, so they'd be terrible fighters.

simplefish posted:

what about pepper ann vs the recess kids?

nishi koichi posted:

spinelli alone would wreck er

get gretchen in there too with that suppressed nerd rage and it’s over

:agreed: What about Spinelli vs. Helga though?

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Someone make a bracket already

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Arnold has a football head which means he is charlie brown's archnemesis

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
All I know is the kids from rocket power would either do really well or really bad

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Skeeter was capable of some real Dhalsim poo poo so I think he'd be a dark horse imho

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

All I know is the kids from rocket power would either do really well or really bad

I'd predict these days one has CTE, another lost an arm, another is paralyzed, and the last one is a loving shoobie.

I'd put my money on the football head, Arnold's smart enough to engage some psychological warfare to wreck these motherfuckers mentally.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

If he's an aardvark why didn't they call him Aarthur? The author really hosed up.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

$5 on Arnold's grandpa vs anyone, dunno about arnold

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Knormal posted:

If he's an aardvark why didn't they call him Aarthur? The author really hosed up.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Jasus Christ posted:

$5 on Arnold's grandpa vs anyone, dunno about arnold

arnold's grandpa vs. some raspberries, who will win

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Disappointed this thread is not about Rip Torn’s character on the Larry Sanders show

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Knormal posted:

If he's an aardvark why didn't they call him Aarthur? The aauthor really hosed up.

ftfy

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

TheAardvark posted:

arnold's grandpa vs. some raspberries, who will win

You got me there

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

TheAardvark posted:

i googled it because i couldnt remember anything about her, taking me to the Wild Thornberrys wiki.

the page on her has a photo gallery where half of them are upskirt shots. i loving hate the internet

This is impressive considering The Wild Thornberries was conceived by a team of scientists working to create the least sexy cartoon imaginable.

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
I ate Arthur's mom's rear end

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Disappointed this thread is not about Rip Torn’s character on the Larry Sanders show

Be the change you want to see.

I still need to finish that show one day, I haven't had enough Hank in my life.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


courage the cowardly dog vs that dog that talked from watch my chops

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Disappointed this thread is not about Rip Torn’s character on the Larry Sanders show

Dammit now that you've jogged my imagination I want a Rip Torn cartoon based around a character like his from Freddy Got Fingered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyflH2SIM4Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKsNNIZAzXY

But that can't happen because RIP IS DEAD

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Agent Escalus posted:

Dammit now that you've jogged my imagination I want a Rip Torn cartoon based around a character like his from Freddy Got Fingered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyflH2SIM4Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKsNNIZAzXY

But that can't happen because RIP IS DEAD

Rip Torn is the real star of Freddy Got Fingered. He absolutely plays it straight, and if you say, "But he's a psycho!", well yeah, you'd be a psycho too if Tom Green were your son (or Norman Mailer were biting your ear)

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

You’d think the Rugrats would get their poo poo kicked in what with being babies and all but I bet Tommy could do some damage with that screwdriver of his

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

simplefish posted:

courage the cowardly dog vs that dog that talked from watch my chops

Courage would probably get his rear end kicked but then Eustace would inedvertantly suck the other dog into the hell dimension from Event Horizon while trying to change the oil on his truck.

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Chrs posted:

You’d think the Rugrats would get their poo poo kicked in what with being babies and all but I bet Tommy could do some damage with that screwdriver of his

Phil and Lil alone could rock some poo poo

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