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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Ghost Leviathan posted:

Same, but there's no dialogue, it's all roars and body language you have to understand by inference.

And all the waiters are just regular humans, so there's hundreds of them carrying a tray of food out.

Pigbuster posted:


People running as fast as cars is just inherently funny and I hope superhero movies never stop trying and failing to make it cool.

My favorite was an ep of Lois and Clark, where the bad guy is speeding away in a jeep, and Superman flies up along side of him, in a sitting position, like he's in an invisible car.

Davros1 fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Dec 8, 2020

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feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

How many goddamn Pinocchio movies do there have to be??

Don't worry, there's more in production.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
The best version of Pinocchio is Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester


I think I'd rather watch that movie than WW84, what's it called

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug
That's several different movies (and I'm pretty sure the last one is a music video). But really any Bollywood action movie is like that.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Patrick Spens posted:

That's several different movies (and I'm pretty sure the last one is a music video). But really any Bollywood action movie is like that.

Oh, I thought it was just different quality gifs lol

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



RBA Starblade posted:

Oh, I thought it was just different quality gifs lol

You should really dig into Indian action films, they are loving wild. They are also something like 3 hours long but they have intermissions which is handy.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Yep often a good mix of balls to the wall crazy and legit good stunts and cinematography. What 80's action films wish they could of been.

Also this one has a hero running besides car scene 100 times better then the other two! (skip to 2:01 for the car scene, but watching the build up is well worth it.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqskMmm5m1k

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



RBA Starblade posted:

I think I'd rather watch that movie than WW84, what's it called

welcome to the wide world of indian cinema

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byOw4AYd7-8

PenguinKnight
Apr 6, 2009

Pope Corky the IX posted:

The best version of Pinocchio is Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker.

Please tell me he kills someone by lying that it’s garbage day and impales them with his nose

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


Yo this is cool as poo poo, what movie is this

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

piratepilates posted:

welcome to the wide world of indian cinema

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byOw4AYd7-8

Anyone who says you should be able to tell at a glance, the difference between a good action film fight scene and gay porn is obviously wrong and should be mocked.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

PenguinKnight posted:

Please tell me he kills someone by lying that it’s garbage day and impales them with his nose

No, he’s a robot boy built by Mickey Rooney that wants to have sex with the woman he thinks is his mother. And they both build toys that kill children.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Shageletic posted:

Yo this is cool as poo poo, what movie is this

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1582546/

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

dr_rat posted:

Yep often a good mix of balls to the wall crazy and legit good stunts and cinematography. What 80's action films wish they could of been.

Also this one has a hero running besides car scene 100 times better then the other two! (skip to 2:01 for the car scene, but watching the build up is well worth it.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqskMmm5m1k

Singham is good fun until the ending goes full fash in a really uncomfortable way.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/getFANDOM/status/1336382080305881088

with any luck we'll get Bryce Dallas Spidergwen

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

Gal Gadot is such a bad actress lmao

Tars Tarkas posted:

Marv is the Christmas division of Marvel

Because it has no -el

:shittypop:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

MonsieurChoc posted:

Singham is good fun until the ending goes full fash in a really uncomfortable way.

Action movies just in general are tend to be a bit fash, but yeah it is something to note Bollywood films can get a bit more extreme in this regard.

Considering India's current elected leader... this is not entirely surprising.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

MonsieurChoc posted:

Singham is good fun until the ending goes full fash in a really uncomfortable way.

I mean those bads dudes were reaaaal dark skinned

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Alan Smithee posted:

I mean those bads dudes were reaaaal dark skinned

This is a thing in India/Pakistan. Whiteness of skin is preferred. Take a look at bridal make up. They also don’t regard black people as well.

Prowler
May 24, 2004

Gatts posted:

This is a thing in India/Pakistan. Whiteness of skin is preferred. Take a look at bridal make up. They also don’t regard black people as well.

Colorism is a huge thing worldwide thanks to colonialism.

Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012

Prowler posted:

Colorism is a huge thing worldwide thanks to colonialism.

In many places it predates colonialism and is entwined with class and gender as well (e.g., the idea that a "proper lady" should be pale-skinned because she shouldn't spend enough time outside to get a tan), but yes.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
Since we're talking Indian films, I'm not expert, but Bahubaali 2 was loving amazing. More films should open with a ten minute song about how much the hero loves his mum while he brings her flowers on horseback.

There was also one called 'Don 2' where the main character mugged and grinned at the camera way more often than is comfortable but it somehow worked. That kind of ruled.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
That would be Shah Rukh Khan. He has a style that made him very famous.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Gatts posted:

That would be Shah Rukh Khan. He has a style that made him very famous.

That's the guy. He's the third smuggest person I've ever seen. Good for him.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Rip in rip

Hollywood fantasy action movie "Monster Hunter" has been pulled from theaters in China days after its release, following uproar on social media about a pun in the script that some viewers said was racist.

The controversial scene has been circulated online. It features Chinese-American actor Jin Au-Yeung — better known as MC Jin — as a soldier talking to a comrade as they drive across a desert. Jin points to his legs and says, "What kind of knees are these? Chinese."

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


From Ken Del Vecchio, the "creative" mind that brought you A Karate Christmas Miracle comes a Christmas movie about wrestling, family, and overthrowing the government of the Congo:

A Wrestling Christmas Miracle

quote:

An 11-year old phenom wrestler with an undefeated record, Kace Gabriel gives up the sport to write/direct a movie. He believes that if the film makes his best friend, Charlie, laugh on Christmas Day it will awake the boy from a coma. Kace's dad, Ajax Gabriel, an Olympian wrestler with a mysterious side career, supports his son's wish, cautioning that the friend may never come out of his slumber. A week before Christmas, the movie is produced - with Ajax and a zany cast of characters starring in it - ready to make all laugh. Ajax departs to Africa, where he headlines The Christmas Coup in the Congo, a wrestling tournament that has him scheduled to return on Christmas, just in time for the movie presentation to Charlie. Instead of all going as planned, however, the sole hard drive containing the movie is stolen by disgruntled, bumbling actors. And The Christmas Coup in the Congo turns out to be a real coup with the overthrow of the country's communist dictator - and with Ajax being right in the center of it all. Kace and his mother, unable to get in touch with Ajax in the Congo, go on a crazy cat and mouse game in trying to retrieve the movie hard drive that is being held for ransom. What ensues is an inspirational, funny thrill ride, with twist after twist - and a climatic, unexpected ending that could only happen on Christmas.


https://vimeo.com/461421809

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Tars Tarkas posted:

From Ken Del Vecchio, the "creative" mind that brought you A Karate Christmas Miracle comes a Christmas movie about wrestling, family, and overthrowing the government of the Congo:

A Wrestling Christmas Miracle



https://vimeo.com/461421809

this was made by neural networks...right

Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

dr_rat posted:

Action movies just in general are tend to be a bit fash, but yeah it is something to note Bollywood films can get a bit more extreme in this regard.

Considering India's current elected leader... this is not entirely surprising.

The answer to this is watching the better Tamil cinema

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm_vSSlVsV4

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

Tars Tarkas posted:

From Ken Del Vecchio, the "creative" mind that brought you A Karate Christmas Miracle comes a Christmas movie about wrestling, family, and overthrowing the government of the Congo:

A Wrestling Christmas Miracle



https://vimeo.com/461421809

They should get the guy who wrote The Movement book for Nathan Fielder to do the novelization. He already has experience writing about Jungle Children in the Congo.

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Tars Tarkas posted:

From Ken Del Vecchio, the "creative" mind that brought you A Karate Christmas Miracle comes a Christmas movie about wrestling, family, and overthrowing the government of the Congo:

A Wrestling Christmas Miracle



https://vimeo.com/461421809

Should be noted this is also from the same luminary who made The Life Zone, the anti-abortion horror movie that somehow had Robert Loggia playing Satan.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Asterite34 posted:

Should be noted this is also from the same luminary who made The Life Zone, the anti-abortion horror movie that somehow had Robert Loggia playing Satan.

Doesn't Robert Loggia always play some brand of Satan? Especially in that infamous ad


E: guess I can't say that without a link


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8GMAW2mIvw

The mom is definitely banging Robert Loggia, and the way Robert Loggia turns up announced is strongly Satanic

Failed Imagineer fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Dec 9, 2020

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Electronico6 posted:

The answer to this is watching the better Tamil cinema

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm_vSSlVsV4

hell yeah

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Electronico6 posted:

The answer to this is watching the better Tamil cinema

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm_vSSlVsV4

Holy poo poo I think "You haven't seen my rowdiness yet. You will" is a great loving line. I need to see this now.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

2020 has its Serenity (the Matthew McConaughey movie) in Wild Mountain Thyme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFPrFtuwQo8

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Electronico6 posted:

The answer to this is watching the better Tamil cinema

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm_vSSlVsV4

It seems your correct, that just looks loving amazing.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Electronico6 posted:

The answer to this is watching the better Tamil cinema

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm_vSSlVsV4

Man, Hollywood movies are bullshit

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


Peeped the spoiler and while Serenity's twist is dumb, I kind of get why someone would try it, while this I'm like... wut?

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

If I understand this correctly, the spoiler is that Jamie Dornan thinks he's a bee? Like... What the gently caress?

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Maybe it’s mental illness

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