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HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


College Slice

:3:

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BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

FreudianSlippers posted:

The trick to never getting scammed is to not trust anyone and never interact with strangers in any way.

Do I know you?

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Kerbtree
Sep 8, 2008

BAD FALCON!
LAZY!

Proust Malone posted:

What’s the scam here? Is there bank info that can be used to withdraw money?

Yep. They've got an account they control, they tell you to move your money out of yours (which is covered in spiders and on fire, BTW - hurry! hurry!!) into this 'new' safe account. It'll show up on your app in 24h, don't look before then, or it'll take longer to appear.

Guy with the card for that account is standing right by an ATM waiting for an SMS to hoover it out.

gently caress 'challenger' banks, especially Wirecard and Monzo.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



FreudianSlippers posted:

The trick to never getting scammed is to not trust anyone and never interact with strangers in any way.

ONLY TRUST YOUR FISTS

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Per the last couple pages.

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

that cat looks really well-bred

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

How long is the lease

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012


does it have wifi

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Nobody's picking up.

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...

pretty sure that's how we got aesop's last album

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

ghosthorse posted:

pretty sure that's how we got aesop's last album

The Impossible Kid? loving great album.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

ghosthorse posted:

pretty sure that's how we got aesop's last album
It's also how we got Bon Iver so let's not hype it up too much.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

ikanreed posted:

I genuinely do not care for them.

Please don't search this post for a pun, there isn't one.
Ha

I get it

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

lmao that's not a photoshop?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


mind the walrus posted:

lmao that's not a photoshop?

Nope, they are going for edgy this time around

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I'm joking but the trailer had me hype as gently caress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPxcE1dMqL8

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

TontoCorazon posted:

Nope, they are going for edgy this time around

Between this and Cyberpunk launching it's been a really good day to be an edgy manchild.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I was hoping there would be a flood of Cyberpunk dick customization screenshots flying around the internet and infesting mainstream media. Outraging moral leaders around the world. Just a towering tsunami of highly digitized dongs sweeping me helplessly you know, I may have some things to work out....

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Solice Kirsk posted:

I was hoping there would be a flood of Cyberpunk dick customization screenshots flying around the internet and infesting mainstream media. Outraging moral leaders around the world. Just a towering tsunami of highly digitized dongs sweeping me helplessly you know, I may have some things to work out....

If it helps I've seen someone complaining about how you can't make the big lady dong as big as the big man dong.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Inceltown posted:

If it helps I've seen someone complaining about how you can't make the big lady dong as big as the big man dong.

2020 remains the worst year

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The game apparently makes your dong flop out through your pants when you open the inventory though.

Presumably it counts as an inventory item.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
I'm gonna need more slots

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Immediately after that shot of Mario and Sephiroth, it cuts to show that the sword just grabbed him by his overalls. Sephiroth did not kill Mario. Mario is still alive.

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

1stGear posted:

Immediately after that shot of Mario and Sephiroth, it cuts to show that the sword just grabbed him by his overalls. Sephiroth did not kill Mario. Mario is still alive.

Mario is immortal. And he just needs to bop people on the head to kill them. Brutal.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



OwlFancier posted:

The game apparently makes your dong flop out through your pants when you open the inventory though.

Presumably it counts as an inventory item.

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

1stGear posted:

Immediately after that shot of Mario and Sephiroth, it cuts to show that the sword just grabbed him by his overalls. Sephiroth did not kill Mario. Mario is still alive.

Mario died and you have to hand the controller over to your little brother or he'll tell Mum.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

That's an impractically long sword.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

FreudianSlippers posted:

That's an impractically long sword.

But enough about Cyberpunk2077! Haaaa chachachachaaaaa!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

FreudianSlippers posted:

The trick to not catching COVID is to not trust anyone and never interact with strangers in any way.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/catsnoplace/status/1337210231042920451

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

For real though. Just had some guys drop off furniture and the three of them coming out of the cab of a box truck with their masks around their necks or in their pocket. Dudes are just blasting each other with droplets all day and then going home and blasting their family. Trust no one.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Clever girl

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

1stGear posted:

Immediately after that shot of Mario and Sephiroth, it cuts to show that the sword just grabbed him by his overalls. Sephiroth did not kill Mario. Mario is still alive.

Luigi, on the other hand, remains stone-cold dead.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I remember that quest, you can get his hat as a reward.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Solice Kirsk posted:

But enough about Cyberpunk2077! Haaaa chachachachaaaaa!



That's notta banana, that's my-

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Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde

A few of them, could be considered :nws:

https://www.polygon.com/2020/12/10/22167349/cyberpunk-2077-penis-glitch-breasts

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