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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

zedprime posted:

Next level realization I wish I never made: that knight dick is made to go into a horse

Is there a way to fit this (:dadjoke:) into the thread title?

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Yeah the cheap mass produced plastic toys often used peg-and-hole designs to connect two pieces together, like a horse and rider.

Sometimes the peg went the other way which didn't look a whole lot better

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

axolotl farmer posted:



Toy knight from Britains, Ltd., world's largest toy soldier maker circa 1978

That's weird because all the Britains rider figures I have had/seen had arseholes and the horses had pegs on their backs (not anatomically correct, as far as I know horses), and a lot of them were from around 1978, probably.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yeah the cheap mass produced plastic toys often used peg-and-hole designs to connect two pieces together, like a horse and rider.

Sometimes the peg went the other way which didn't look a whole lot better



If you didn't make the rider sit on the forehead penis I don't know if you can even say you had a childhood.

e: That's a Britains "deetail" figure by the by, and it's what I'm familiar with. I guess they may have had other lines with other, more penisy systems.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

peg-and-hole designs

That’s the name of my artistic OnlyFans page

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yeah the cheap mass produced plastic toys often used peg-and-hole designs to connect two pieces together, like a horse and rider.

Sometimes the peg went the other way which didn't look a whole lot better



Yeah, that's the type my brother and I had as kids. The Civil War (American one, not Cromwellian) cavalry were the same.

Funny, we never thought about the butthole in the riders, even though we were adolescent boys. Now I want to time travel back then just to point that out to younger me. I would have been delighted to learn that then.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

MrUnderbridge posted:

Yeah, that's the type my brother and I had as kids. The Civil War (American one, not Cromwellian) cavalry were the same.

Funny, we never thought about the butthole in the riders, even though we were adolescent boys. Now I want to time travel back then just to point that out to younger me. I would have been delighted to learn that then.

I don't know if thinking about bumholes is something little kids, as a rule, do a lot of.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



3D Megadoodoo posted:

I don't know if thinking about bumholes is something little kids, as a rule, do a lot of.

Only the funny ones

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I don't know if thinking about bumholes is something little kids, as a rule, do a lot of.

It is definitely not unheard-of, in my experience.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I don't know if thinking about bumholes is something little kids, as a rule, do a lot of.

Farts were always a topic of discussions & jokes and butt talk used to be discouraged (at least after potty training) but these days there's an entire industry of kids entertainment based around butt themes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnseeY78gWg

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Kids think about buttholes and penises constantly but in their excretory context

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


The Bloop posted:

Kids think about buttholes and penises constantly but in their excretory context

:same:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

There is a surprising overlap between children's book titles and chuck tingle novels.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

zedprime posted:

Next level realization I wish I never made: that knight dick is made to go into a horse

Knight Pence

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I don't know if thinking about bumholes is something little kids, as a rule, do a lot of.

Have you ever met a child

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Chitin posted:

Have you ever met a child

I was one once.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Were you?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Exactly the sort of thing a changeling would say.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

Exactly the sort of thing a changeling would say.

... do you think changelings that have been swapped for children are adults :confused:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/lasvegaslocally/status/1338981520246116352?s=21

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Looks much more eggplant shaped to me

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

What the gently caress kind of bananas do you get in the states that this is a banana shape?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

bike tory posted:

What the gently caress kind of bananas do you get in the states that this is a banana shape?

No one ever gets a good look at them because they're always in a hammock

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren't: Giganteus Horse Conch

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The Bloop posted:

PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren't: Giganteus Horse Conch

:mods: plz

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.




I bet there’s a pool stored in the balls.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

The Bloop posted:

PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren't: Giganteus Horse Conch

:yeah:

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




It only has one ball

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

The Bloop posted:

PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren't: Giganteus Horse Conch

:hmmyes: thirding; OFFICIAL.

thomawesome
Jul 19, 2009

This is, beyond looking gross, actually a very cool and good picture

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

The Bloop posted:

PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren't: Giganteus Horse Conch

Ayup

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



thomawesome posted:

This is, beyond looking gross, actually a very cool and good picture

Wait'll you see it with the monitor turned on!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



looks more like a giganteus horse vangina to me

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Carthag Tuek posted:

looks more like a giganteus horse vangina to me

not enough winking

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Long live the new thread mascot.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I9h_Nv0BmVk

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/GrahamKritzer/status/1339235337130938371?s=19

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Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

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