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Update on Superstar Sailor Rod:
Edit: lol what a snipe
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ded posted:it was posted in the gbs osha thread months ago. im pretty sure it was some bargain bin long distance car transport poo poo. I'm making some assumptions but those things are generally Caribbean/Africa/South Pacific since they are generally Con/Ro. They are going to small places with low infrastructure (cargo cranes and the ro part) that can't justify pure car/truck and container vessel traffic. Closest stuff to that in the US I think are some of the MARAD vessels as we don't have much need of it. US ports are built up, even Alaska has good enough infrastructure.
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Dec 12, 2020 11:32
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Kith posted:Update on Superstar Sailor Rod: This is literally the best case scenario. Good for him, maybe he'll be more careful about what he sticks down his pisshole in the future.
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Dec 12, 2020 11:34
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Memento posted:maybe he'll be more careful about what he sticks down his pisshole in the future. There are many sentences that should not exist in this world. This is one of them.
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Dec 12, 2020 11:38
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Way to go, Chopstick!
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Dec 12, 2020 12:11
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Kith posted:So... happy ending, I guess? I thought you said he didn’t catch it from a local girl. 
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Dec 12, 2020 12:43
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Alls well that ends up deep down your piss well.
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Dec 12, 2020 14:06
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Kith posted:Update on Superstar Sailor Rod: Oh, to be a fly on the wall. "Do you want me to do that to you?" "NO! I mean, no. No, that's fine."
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Dec 12, 2020 16:48
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What's the gofundme to get this guy a set of reusable metal chopsticks and a bottle of peroxide?
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Dec 12, 2020 17:39
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Reminds me of the mathematician who got a splinter in his urethra. He had to work it out with a pencil
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Dec 12, 2020 19:24
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canyoneer posted:Reminds me of the mathematician who got a splinter in his urethra. 
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Dec 12, 2020 20:19
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Platystemon posted:I thought you said he didn’t catch it from a local girl. How do you get an STD from a handjob? 
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Dec 12, 2020 20:49
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Wild T posted:Chopstick, chopsdick Had to scroll back to find the OP and this was tragically overlooked
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Dec 12, 2020 21:10
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Kith posted:
The fact that Chopstick's wife didn't know anything about sounding before this speaks well of her.
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Dec 12, 2020 21:43
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Love to subtly kink shame people
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Dec 12, 2020 22:02
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It's more a critique of the journey, not the destination.
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Dec 12, 2020 22:50
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Thump! posted:How do you get an STD from a handjob? Just gotta keep tryin', bud! Your best bets will be near large military bases.
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Dec 12, 2020 23:09
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Thump! posted:How do you get an STD from a handjob? Two words: open sores.
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Dec 12, 2020 23:37
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Midjack posted:Two words: open sores. 
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Dec 12, 2020 23:48
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:Love to subtly kink shame people Subtly?
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Dec 12, 2020 23:55
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:Love to subtly kink shame people If you almost destroy your dick and your marriage via your kink, yeah maybe a bit of shame is in order.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:If you almost destroy your dick and your marriage via your kink, yeah maybe a bit of shame is in order. I'd say education but if you like living a needlessly shame-filled life you do you
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Dec 13, 2020 01:29
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When was the last time you felt that the military was educating you?
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Kith posted:When was the last time you felt that the military was educating you? I learned a lot of ways to not treat people, if that makes sense.
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Dec 13, 2020 03:26
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Yeah I learned to not be a judgmental dick all the time
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Dec 13, 2020 03:55
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:Yeah I learned to not be a judgmental dick all the time And to believe your own bullshit apparently
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Dec 13, 2020 04:04
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I’d say that we’ve all learned a lesson about judgment and dicks over the past few pages.
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Dec 13, 2020 04:05
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pantslesswithwolves posted:I’d say that we’ve all learned a lesson about judgment and dicks over the past few pages. We absolutely have not.
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Dec 13, 2020 04:16
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Thump! posted:I learned a lot of ways to not treat people, if that makes sense. A lot of this (a lot of it), but on the positive side I learned the value of training (initial but especially periodic refresher), established (and taught) standards and procedures, and a bottom-line emphasis on getting the job done. Any of those points can (and are) obviously taken to ridiculous levels by idiots, but with perspective they're valuable lessons. Back to how not to treat people, I learned by experience do not, do not, DO NOT be the person who takes from subordinates.
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Dec 13, 2020 04:22
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I'm not in the military but over the last few pages I've learned not to use neosporin internally and also weird people shove strange things in their dickholes. So, I guess I've learned to discuss the fetish ideas BEFORE the blindfold goes on or the cuffs snap shut.
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Dec 13, 2020 05:13
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I'm not in the military but over the last few pages I've learned not to use neosporin internally and also weird people shove strange things in their dickholes. So, I guess I've learned to discuss the fetish ideas BEFORE the blindfold goes on or the cuffs snap shut. Always have a safe word.
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Dec 13, 2020 05:19
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Active, ongoing, informed consent. Always use a flared base.
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Dec 13, 2020 05:25
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:Active, ongoing, informed consent. Always use a flared base. Especially this year. https://twitter.com/lerinjo/status/1336816324408963073
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Dec 13, 2020 05:53
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To be fair people shoving stuff up their butt usually gets a chuckle out of us nurses. Also I'm pretty certain that warrants a surgery and would be hard pressed if we discharged a person with a 14 inch dildo up their butt back home lol
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"Grandpa, how'd you get your purple heart?" "Fifteen inches..." "  You got hit by a cannon?! Cooool...""Errr... Yeah. Cannon. Sure, let's go with that."
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Dec 13, 2020 06:57
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The prestigious “Purple Dildo”.
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The way to a man’s purple heart is through his urethra.
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:Yeah I learned to not be a judgmental dick all the time Lol
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Military ERs are always a special flavor of batshit, in a medical field rife with WTF stories. My patient one night was brought in from the field by their medic, complaining of abdominal pain for 2 days, and unable to poo poo for 3. He looked ok, other than clearly being profoundly uncomfortable. The medic had tried a short regimen of stool softeners, to no avail, and their aid station had given him a bottle of magnesium citrate to chug, which just made it hurt more. Even when he was alone in the room with one of the staff, dude didn't let on that he knew exactly what the problem was, and it wasn't the steady diet of MREs and dehydration. "Belly hurts, can't poo poo" isn't particularly unusual for Joe, but it does warrant an x-ray as a matter of course. Woke up the tech, who wheeled the patient off to do their thing. After they came back, the tech pulls us off to the side. "He's got a dildo or something stuck up there, but it's weird; I can't see any batteries or plastic. Here, take a look." Gathered around the computer, we start trying to figure out the object jammed in this man's rectum. Completely opaque, so probably metal or ceramic... north end has a blunt taper... measures about 40mm by 45mm... "Oh gently caress," one of my newbie medics breathed. "That's a 203 round." "Oh gently caress," the rest of the army folks in the room agreed. "It's a launched grenade," I explained to to nonplussed doctor. After a moment's consideration, "Oh gently caress." To his credit, the doctor did not stride back into that patient's room like his rear end in a top hat had just tried to vacuum up a chair cushion. He did scoot out of there with a quickness once he'd confirmed what it was, and that there was no way he'd be able to get it out right there. A flurry of phone calls followed: the doctor with the surgeon, the charge nurse with several levels of department and hospital leadership, and myself with EOD. Every conversation went pretty much the same: sleepy disbelief, laughter, "oh poo poo, I/we'll be right there". Fortunately, he was the only patient in the entire building, so evacuating everyone amounted to half a dozen disgruntled staff in the parking lot in the middle of the night. After some uneventful waiting, the EOD and surgical teams arrived, wheeled dude to the operating room, and got to work. It was reportedly asses-to-elbows with both groups in there at the same time, but they got the round out mostly without incident. "Mostly", because dude's bowels had been corked for 3 days, and all those MREs suddenly had an exit route; the immediate aftermath was best described as "chocolate mousse fired from a blunderbuss". The round was whisked away by the EOD crew, and dude was quietly disappeared after a brief stint in the recovery ward. No idea what happened to either one of them, sadly. NTC was a weird place. Suntan Boy fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Dec 13, 2020 |
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