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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

echinopsis posted:

imo the government should put most of its income in a 401k

keep six months of savings liquid tho!

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


graph posted:

he took out some traffic lights and got some students on their way to school killed

These Smart Streets people also installed some traffic control systems in East Liberty by the Target and made it the most dangerous intersection in Pittsburgh for peds.

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

endlessmonotony posted:

What?

Do you print your own money in your household?

I print my money on a big press with my wife.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


AnimeIsTrash posted:

It owns that we are rules by a group of dying boomers.

ALAB is a podcast I listen to that covers lawyer stuff and their recent episode was on geriatric. Our judicial system is equally full of senile folks. I believe most of them practice in different circuits and all had personal stories about dealing with senile judges.

My wife works at a large law firm and the number of 'retired' lawyers in their seventies or older who insist on going in to work on something anyway is boggling, and they insist on having support staff during a pandemic.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Video Nasty posted:

I print my money on a big press with my wife.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My wife works at a large law firm and the number of 'retired' lawyers in their seventies or older who insist on going in to work on something anyway is boggling, and they insist on having support staff during a pandemic.

I work for two 76 year old lawyers...

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
you ever wonder when you’re looking at old person porn like what’s going on in their minds

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I dunno what the gently caress is happening around here lately, but check out the sweater the center left guy is wearing to “pancakes with Santa”

https://twitter.com/TheCrackdEgg/status/1338232766673072129

hosed up sweater aside,



-- every service worker in 2020

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

PokeJoe posted:

he sucks very badly for a man who's name is booty judge. i wouldn't trust his taste in rear end at all

remember he focus-tested his name in fourth grade and settled on "booty judge." if you go to malta and ask, they pronounce it the way you'd think.

also lol remembering his campaign pages describing him as a maltese-american and i guess counting on no one knowing where/looking up where malta is

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I'm sure his fellow fourth graders were super willing to give him thoughtful feedback about his last name

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i’m kinda angry now that I’m not getting paid to be a booth judge

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/gracespelman/status/1339308995283128320?s=21

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
man, trump’s time as potus is almost over and he still hasn’t said the n word over a hot mic. how is this possible?

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

President Beep posted:

man, trump’s time as potus is almost over and he still hasn’t said the n word over a hot mic. how is this possible?
as dumb as he is he seems to have a super keen awareness of when he's on camera

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i hope he comes out and says he identifies as a racial slur

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

qirex posted:

as dumb as he is he seems to have a super keen awareness of when he's on camera

eg when he was talking about kissing everyone including the men

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

echinopsis posted:

i hope he comes out and says he identifies as a racial slur

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
he’s pretty much a slur in human form so that makes sense.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

rube waddell?

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
https://twitter.com/TinySnekComics/status/1339596402725273603

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
"photoshops videos"

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


i'm the bernie bro mentioned in the center square.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Sagebrush posted:

i'm the bernie bro mentioned in the center square.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

lol

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
what’s khive?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

kamala harris stans (she is the queen bee)

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
jfc

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

President Beep posted:

what’s khive?
the worst

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
i’m just gonna pretend that no one is actually passionate about centrist politicians and it’s all just denial.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

night of the wrong khives

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

President Beep posted:

i’m just gonna pretend that no one is actually passionate about centrist politicians and it’s all just denial.
centrism enthusiasts are basically south park extra-smart boys and girls who think they can see the code of the political matrix when in reality they are producing tiny bubbles while laying face down in the drainage ditch by the hog farm

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Sagebrush posted:

kamala harris stans (she is the queen bee)
posts that get more cursed as they go on

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

President Beep posted:

what’s khive?

oh boy

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Kenny Logins posted:

centrism enthusiasts are basically south park extra-smart boys and girls who think they can see the code of the political matrix when in reality they are producing tiny bubbles while laying face down in the drainage ditch by the hog farm

south park is libertarians tho

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Sagebrush posted:

kamala harris stans (she is the queen bee)

oh, like that lorde girl

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
jfc, kamala harris stans. what a world.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

I consider myself to be a big structural bailiate.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/ewarren/status/1190377701946875906?lang=en

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My wife works at a large law firm and the number of 'retired' lawyers in their seventies or older who insist on going in to work on something anyway is boggling, and they insist on having support staff during a pandemic.

i did a undergrad research work with a lab that worked with a geriatric neurologist over in the med school. he missed a meeting once because he was testifying (or something) that a state circuit judge was no longer mentally competent

except apparently judges aren’t actually ever forcefully removed. the actual way it works is you convince whatever state Supreme Court justice is best friends with the judge and they sit down with them until they agree to resign

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

jesus WEP posted:

posts that get more cursed as they go on

there is always more and it is always worse

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