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email still counts as social media, right? here's an email I just received at my joblocal lunatic posted:Bill Gates saying the v*a*x*x* will alter your DNA permanently..666 Mark Of The Beast
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I thought credit card chips were the mark of the beast or something?
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Dec 18, 2020 21:19
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That's the beauty of it, the mark of the beast is so vague that it can mean anything. It's almost like Revelation is a metaphorical and allegorical text or something!
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Dec 18, 2020 21:24
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That's how Lucifer tricks us
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Dec 18, 2020 21:25
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hail satan gimme dat mark plz
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Dec 18, 2020 21:26
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https://twitter.com/xeni/status/1339936341430214669 Guess what? I, too, lived in the 1970s, and housing was cheaper, college was cheaper, and there existed Pell grants (free) and cheaper student loans. As one boomer to another, Xeni should just OK their rear end out of here.
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Dec 18, 2020 21:29
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hallo spacedog posted:I thought credit card chips were the mark of the beast or something? This is pretty much word for word what my ex would hand me in fax form in the 90s but with the patent name being from the 1980s and it being tattooed marks on your neck.
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Dec 18, 2020 21:50
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In my lifetime alone, the Mark of the Beast has moved from UPC codes to credit cards and consistently floated around vaccines and chips being put into our hands ANY DAY NOW. Its a convenient moral panic that evangelical preachers can always fall back on when other grifting options becomes slim.
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Dec 18, 2020 22:03
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I really feel like I should get a 666 hail satan tattoo just for convenience.
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Dec 18, 2020 22:05
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Getting real tired of my uncle. We're Canadian. He lives in Pattaya, Thailand. He is obsessed with Trump, probably follows Qanon, and posts nothing but pictures of vague text. What does it meeaaan? I'm certainly not going to ask, that's clearly a trap.
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Dec 18, 2020 22:09
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OwlFancier posted:I really feel like I should get a 666 hail satan tattoo just for convenience. You get funny looks at the gas station.
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Dec 18, 2020 22:14
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Wherever you fall on the political spectrum, why on earth would you expect the FBI to tell the truth?
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Dec 18, 2020 22:15
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Lmao at expecting the FBI to tell the truth. I'd expect to accidentally get it from trump before they told it.
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Dec 18, 2020 22:20
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2020 isn’t done, Jared Kushner just got caught funnelling over $600 million of election money into shell company which then divvied it up amongst family members, and twitter as a website has broken.
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Dec 18, 2020 22:21
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china bot posted:email still counts as social media, right? here's an email I just received at my job There's also a crazy email forward thread, but it still fits here, kind of?
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Dec 18, 2020 22:31
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1stGear posted:In my lifetime alone, the Mark of the Beast has moved from UPC codes to credit cards and consistently floated around vaccines and chips being put into our hands ANY DAY NOW. Its a convenient moral panic that evangelical preachers can always fall back on when other grifting options becomes slim. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P49OEJ6DODw song is still a bop though
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Dec 18, 2020 22:56
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Bottom Liner posted:hail gay satan gimme dat mark plz Ftfy Also, I seriously don’t get their endgame. I know there’s sometimes a horrifically-butchered shred of some half-heard truth buried somewhere in there, but what exactly are they afraid of? A better world?
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Dec 18, 2020 23:20
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Icon Of Sin posted:what exactly are they afraid of? Anything that's not in the Bible.
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Dec 18, 2020 23:22
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bony tony posted:That's the beauty of it, the mark of the beast is so vague that it can mean anything. The best one I've seen is that the element Carbon has 6 protons, 6 electrons, and 6 neutrons, therefore Carbon = 666. By breathing in carbon dioxide, you're breathing in Satan, so masks are the sign of the beast. These are the same people ten years ago who were saying that Obama was the antichrist because O is the 15th letter of the alphabet, and if you add the numbers of these three Revelation verses, they equal 15. Also, if you add the number of chalices to the number of trumpets, and divide by the number of plagues in Exodus... Biblical numerology is a crazy rabbit hole.
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hyperhazard posted:The best one I've seen is that the element Carbon has 6 protons, 6 electrons, and 6 neutrons, therefore Carbon = 666. By breathing in carbon dioxide, you're breathing in Satan, so masks are the sign of the beast. Especially because IIRC some of the earliest copies of Revelation have the number of the Beast as 616 instead of 666 so you can imagine how that screws with the math.
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https://twitter.com/SpaceForceDoD/status/1340054052894326785
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By space professionals for space professionals. If I was in Space Force I think I'd prefer being called a "space professional" to "guardian."
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Dec 18, 2020 23:33
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Heritage? What heritage? The Space Force is just under a year old! Unless they're not telling us something 
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Dec 18, 2020 23:34
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IIRC isn't the Space Force really just a rebranding of the 50th Space Wing anyway? Are we doing anything differently than we've been doing since 1949 other than adding a dumb name?
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Dec 18, 2020 23:37
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There has to be so many people in the Air Force that are really pissed off Space Force is a thing and not automatically part of their purview.
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Dec 18, 2020 23:38
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Guardians from what, precisely?
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Dec 18, 2020 23:39
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Guardians from what, precisely? Trump heard the term alien and thought it meant illegal immigrants come from space.
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Dec 18, 2020 23:40
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Skwirl posted:There has to be so many people in the Air Force that are really pissed off Space Force is a thing and not automatically part of their purview. There is no air in space. What good will they do up there?
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Dec 18, 2020 23:42
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Inceltown posted:There is no air in space. What good will they do up there? That's where the "force" comes in. America wants air in space, so space is gonna have some motherfucking air.
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Dec 18, 2020 23:47
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Guardians from what, precisely? The terrible secret of space.
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christmas boots posted:IIRC isn't the Space Force really just a rebranding of the 50th Space Wing anyway? Are we doing anything differently than we've been doing since 1949 other than adding a dumb name? Correct. The Space Force as it is now with our current capabilities is completely redundant. I've said it a few time before, but it would be like founding the Air Force during the Civil War because they used hot air balloons back then.
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Dec 18, 2020 23:49
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Guardians from what, precisely? Tim Curry and the other Communists, of course https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Sq1Nr58hM
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Dec 18, 2020 23:49
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Still somehow less dumb than Fallschirm-Panzer-Division 1. Hermann Göring
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Dec 18, 2020 23:50
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Fister Roboto posted:Correct. The Space Force as it is now with our current capabilities is completely redundant. I've said it a few time before, but it would be like founding the Air Force during the Civil War because they used hot air balloons back then. In other words it's funny as hell and it's actually really good that we did it.
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christmas boots posted:In other words it's funny as hell and it's actually really good that we did it. 
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Dec 18, 2020 23:54
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Luv too have a brand new armed forces branch dedicated to GUARDING our HERITAGE and CULTURE. Why not put PURITY in there too
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Dec 18, 2020 23:58
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Inceltown posted:There is no air in space. What good will they do up there? there's an air in space museum?
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boar guy posted:there's an air in space museum? 
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christmas boots posted:IIRC isn't the Space Force really just a rebranding of the 50th Space Wing anyway? Are we doing anything differently than we've been doing since 1949 other than adding a dumb name? Don't need wings in space, no air. Coulda told em that for free. E: gently caress we both arrived at the same joke for entirely different reasons.
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china bot posted:email still counts as social media, right? here's an email I just received at my job For the record, the Microsoft patent number means Written Opinion in 2020 #60606, and is issued by the patent authority; Microsoft can't control it. (The patent is for a process to capture human movements while working at a computer and using the power generated (I think?) to mine bitcoin, which is still bad but not apocalyptic.) Luciferin is a biological compound that emits light (hence the name). You're probably most familiar with it from fireflies. Facebook Aunt posted:Getting real tired of my uncle. We're Canadian. He lives in Pattaya, Thailand. He is obsessed with Trump, probably follows Qanon, and posts nothing but pictures of vague text. This morning a Trumpling released an FOIA-acquired text message from July 28, 2016, from Peter Strzok, that indicated the existence of a counterintelligence investigation into people who knew Trump. This was three days before Operation Crossfire Hurricane launched on July 31, which was the official investigation into Trump. His cultists have decided that this means the FBI was totally really truly you guys lying about when they started investigating Trump himself and his campaign. e: (Strzok, not Page.) SneezeOfTheDecade has a new favorite as of 00:50 on Dec 19, 2020 |
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