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Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Simone Magus posted:

I think we should start calling him "Benny Shaps". A small weasel man should have a ridiculous nickname

"Do they call you 'Ben' because it's short for Benjamin?"

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

All butt no anus

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

a couple cowdoys

go watch aunty donna on netflix!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’m Donald Turmp and this is my favorite store on the Citadel

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I’m Donald Turmp and this is my favorite store on the Citadel

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez played Among Us on twitch and is thus hipper and cooler.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Duck and Cover posted:

Don't let them know I bought a bunch of mustard from https://www.mustardandco.com/collections/mustard. 7 bucks per 9 oz + whatever shipping was. I do not know if it's good as I am still waiting on it to arrive.

Initial mustard review. I think I like white truffle more then black truffle, the golden Dijon is kind of sweet it has honey so I suppose it counts as a honey mustard, the ball park one is alright. I like French's well enough for that kind of thing so I'll probably not purchase the ball part one again. None of the ones I got have that real hotness you get with like horseradish or a strong English mustard/Chinese hot mustard but I can only consume so much mustard and so only bought 4.

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord

Duck and Cover posted:

I can only consume so much mustard
Coward.

(Also Lusty Monk is the best mustard.)

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Meloncholric posted:

leaking classified information on twitter has to be the top lol for me

And that leaked information was "the US has satellites able to take pictures of the world". Something previously totally unknown and no one else can!

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Fame Douglas posted:

And that leaked information was "the US has satellites able to take pictures of the world". Something previously totally unknown and no one else can!

But these ones are super duper satellites that take the best pictures ever.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Making your own yellow mustard should be the bare minimum. It's not hard to make and tastes way better than any bog standard yellow you'll get at the store.

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
All American mustard is garbage. The only reason to ever eat it is if you're president of the US and want to avoid a hot dog-based scandal.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

George H.W. oval office posted:

Making your own yellow mustard should be the bare minimum. It's not hard to make and tastes way better than any bog standard yellow you'll get at the store.

Tell me more about bog mustard. Is that like peated whisky?

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Fame Douglas posted:

All American mustard is garbage. The only reason to ever eat it is if you're president of the US and want to avoid a hot dog-based scandal.

It was a hamburger, and it was Grey Poupon, and it was made in America lol

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

I looked at facebook this week, saw my elderly dad posting a bunch of conservative poo poo, he was pretty apolitical but then he had a stroke and the brain damage was enough to turn him into a Donald "Somebody's doing the raping" Trump supporter. :sigh:

Fame Douglas posted:

All American mustard is garbage. The only reason to ever eat it is if you're president of the US and want to avoid a hot dog-based scandal.

Now I really could go for some sausages.

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

eSports Chaebol posted:

It was a hamburger, and it was Grey Poupon, and it was made in America lol

lmao, that's even better

Sono
Apr 9, 2008





An excuse to launder money to Vince for leftover XFL merch?

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

dwarf74 posted:

Coward.

(Also Lusty Monk is the best mustard.)

Hmmm maybe we need a mustard thread. Maybe I'll try that Lusty Monk I do like hot mustards.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1340096386113687554

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Congratulations,

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
The mix pack of Lusty Monk looks good but man 30 buckaroos for 3 mustards and two little bags of pretzels. Maybe once I get my BidenBux™

InternetJunky
May 25, 2002


I want all my news delivered by the president, via tweet, and starting with "congratulations".

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

InternetJunky posted:

I want all my news delivered by the president, via tweet, and starting with "congratulations".

Congratulations, 13 killed in car bombing in Bagdad marketplace.

BoosterDuck
Mar 2, 2019
thank you mr. president (^~^)ゞ

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Congratulations, 13 killed in car bombing in Bagdad marketplace.

Have a great time!

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Have a great time!

Thank you, dozens fall ill after chemical spill in India.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬




Love to be right for the wrong reason.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges




he lost his eye bumping into the corner of an afghani farmer's dining table

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Thank you, dozens fall ill after chemical spill in India.

Working hard, thank you!

fappenmeister
Nov 19, 2004

My hand wields the might



Which one is trunp's dumps?

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/RepKinzinger/status/1340090748545368064?s=19


fappenmeister posted:



Which one is trunp's dumps?

Bristol is one of Palin's kids lol

fappenmeister
Nov 19, 2004

My hand wields the might

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:




Bristol is one of Palin's kids lol

Lol

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

thanks for the congrats

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

fappenmeister posted:



Which one is trunp's dumps?

either 1 or somewhere between 6 and 7, never 2-5

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat

lol, let them. the fed can only lend, it cannot spend.

people don't need debt, they need dollars. which congress can spend.

Taotipper
Nov 8, 2020

NBC is simply killing it with this chart

fappenmeister
Nov 19, 2004

My hand wields the might

Are those states that voted against or swung against him?

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

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nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008

fappenmeister posted:



Which one is trunp's dumps?

The best, combo of 1 and 7 alternating IBS. Only way to make sure he is the greatest best dumper and not be a SAD dumper.

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