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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



stev posted:

Yeah it's definitely the fault of people who've spent the last month planning around what they were promised and not this ridiculous shitshow of a government.

if they believed the promises of a tory government then yes, they're also to blame

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Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

goatface posted:

My sister wants us to leave tier 4 to have Christmas dinner at her house.

There are people literally rushing to gtfo from London right now. One friends parents are SAS evaccing her by driving from Birmingham tonight, couple of people already booked train tickets and nmultiple people are working on their best British excuses on how they are an exception while everyone else has to just stay where they are.

I enjoy the whatsapp groups going all :supaburn: while planning on which games to binge play.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Bugger, our Boxing Day pub lunch has been cancelled so now I have to do a Christmas dinner.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

i think im cooking xmas dinner this year and im just going to buy aunt bessie everything

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener
I love those old school puddings.. sponge pudding & custard, apple crumble, etc... I'm feeling hungry already.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

hungry for aunt dick

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




I genuinely thought the tories were all for sacrificing granny for the economy but they seem to have chickened out

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
they change aunt bessie's appearance a lot. she used to look older and there was a spell when she had a somewhat sinister grin

she looks a bit knackered and overworked now imo

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



hemale in pain posted:

I genuinely thought the tories were all for sacrificing granny for the economy but they seem to have chickened out

People have already bought all of the food, drink, train tickets and presents so there's nothing for them to lose anymore.

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions

stev posted:

People have already bought all of the food, drink, train tickets and presents so there's nothing for them to lose anymore.

Yeh we finished the important bits this morning and glad of it. Neither of us were heading home this Christmas anyway, one set of parents is old old in Ireland and I dont think jacinda will let me home to sunny NZ

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




https://twitter.com/robbeckettcomic/status/1340371851642613760

bants

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

Bill Bailey won Strictly

:getin:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
that's good, i like bill bailey

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Just sad that he's reduced to doing Strictly. At least it's not I'm A Celebrity, I suppose.

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


NotJustANumber99 posted:

The reality of course is quite different with me having made far fewer posts and at a third of the rate that you have. And yet... nobody much cares to notice you. Is that why you often accuse me of attention seeking?

What an awful post to make. dragging each other down is bad.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

I actually enjoy episodes of 99 personally.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



99 gives you all a break from my livejournal posting, plus his dangerous use of heavy machinary is funny to me

#free99

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

don't be daft

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he



monkeys blood on mine cheers

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


#free99

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
i hate turkey so this is an excuse not to have turkey

what's should i go for - just me and my mum. thinking duck? venison?

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost
Was expecting that due to Covid, there wouldn't be the usual December reports of incredibly cheap and unsafe winter wonderland experiences where everyone demanded their money back because it had one cardboard reindeer, no fake snow and an alcoholic santa.

Somehow, even in these tough times, british ingenuity at being crap manages to come through https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-55376683

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum
I'm cooking a leg of lamb as it's two and a vegetarian. Duck was also an option but the lamb was a bargain.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


We've shrunk down from goose to duck as there will be only 4 of us.

Covid sucks dick, and I say that as a hospital worker so I should know.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

StarkingBarfish posted:

I'm cooking a leg of lamb as it's two and a vegetarian. Duck was also an option but the lamb was a bargain.

I'm also two plus a veggie, but I feel lamb is just too "normal sunday roast"

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Ewan posted:

i hate turkey so this is an excuse not to have turkey

what's should i go for - just me and my mum. thinking duck? venison?

I'd say get a pheasant, half each + veggies makes good food.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

depends how you do it i guess. could do a rack, or conversely you could cook some shanks for like the entire day if you tend to have your christmas dinner in the evening rather than at lunchtime

my default, contextless suggestion would be a baked cheese for the veggie and a chateaubriand or something for the fleshies

Church Ladyboy
Oct 11, 2007

SQUAWK

Ewan posted:

I'm also two plus a veggie, but I feel lamb is just too "normal sunday roast"

Radical, but I hate lamb as it’s often accompanied by mint sauce.

I only think of duck as the lovely boney Chinese offerings

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

Church Ladyboy posted:

Radical, but I hate lamb as it’s often accompanied by mint sauce.

I only think of duck as the lovely boney Chinese offerings

man roast duck is amazing

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



i'm alone on christmas (small violin) as my mum is high risk and at the other end of the country, and my partner is seeing her family and keeping numbers small.

I've bought a falafel pizza (???), will maybe maybe get some doughballs, some cake, probably more cake. It's a pandemic so making sacrifices is fine, but gently caress you if you think im not drinking

Church Ladyboy
Oct 11, 2007

SQUAWK

Ewan posted:

man roast duck is amazing

I’m Foreign but am open to the better tasting fowl. The missus like ducks better alive than dead though

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Me and my dad just went through some bottles of homemade wine he'd found while clearing my granddad's house. We got through 6 (of 10), blackberry, strawberry, sloe, marrow, carrot, unknown. Not one labelled later than 1982. All went down the sink but three were good enough for a taste first.

Church Ladyboy
Oct 11, 2007

SQUAWK

Ratjaculation posted:


I've bought a falafel pizza (???), will maybe maybe get some doughballs, some cake, probably more cake. It's a pandemic so making sacrifices is fine, but gently caress you if you think im not drinking

The falafel pizzas are pretty decent! Sounds like a decent plan tbf

I am off until the 30th after an extremely stressful job change and flat out work this year and I am a quarter of a bottle of Russian Standard in since finishing work yesterday so ymmv

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/HarrietClugston/status/1340383304143540227

https://twitter.com/HarrietClugston/status/1340391687407984642

My nan could be dying and I wouldn't get on that train, what the gently caress

The crying baby just about tips it over, grim stuff

cynic
Jan 19, 2004



I was expecting crimbo lockdown given the state of things so this week I had a giant crate turn up from Majestic, a giant crate from Brewdog, and I'm all set for whatever the festive pandemic can throw at me by spending the next 2 weeks paralytic (tier 3, probably should be tier 4 given the number of sweaty covid cases staggering round the Tescos coughing up a lung this afternoon)

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
People were told that all the rest of the year was so they could see family at Christmas. If the science people expected anything else to happen they're too deep in their models with the population as rational actors.

Tartan Target
Jun 1, 2001

goatface posted:

People were told that all the rest of the year was so they could see family at Christmas. If the science people expected anything else to happen they're too deep in their models with the population as rational actors.

https://twitter.com/spoonersean/status/1340387810319200258

I don't know why anyone ever expects people to behave rationally

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I got the Morrison’s Christmas Eve box and picked up bits from Aldi so Christmas won’t be ruined if Sainsbury’s foul up the delivery.

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
I, for one, thank the courtesy of mutant roni strain that is 70% more spread-y to wait until 11.59 p.m. to not jump from all those people (also in the other stations).

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's also completely respectful of industry and will refuse to infect the business traveller.

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