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ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Eat My Fuc posted:

Is that thing the Fiend’s penis

I was promised a burnt dick

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Davros1 posted:

Oh god no ...

https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt/status/1340859828835594245?s=20

What dumbass gimmick is he going to come up with now?

turns out you can polish a turd

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Daniel Bryan was legit one of the best wrestlers in the world who came back from a career ending injury and they made him just another guy.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

Gonzo McFee posted:

Daniel Bryan was legit one of the best wrestlers in the world and they made him just another guy.

same applies for like three other guys in that match

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

:smith:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Throw Charlotte in a garbage can



Bring in Slapjack




Or no one

Jeep
Feb 20, 2013
Randy Oorton just killed a mf live on PPV

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Davros1 posted:

Oh god no ...

https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt/status/1340859828835594245?s=20

What dumbass gimmick is he going to come up with now?

what is that

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

I like Charlotte. I wish she and Andrade both would go work somewhere better

IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




is that fiend pic a cocoon or a turd or a pepper

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Please let Bray Wyatt come back with a Cyberpunk 2077 gimmick. Glitching through walls and T-Posing and the whole 9 yards.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

graph posted:

what is that

I think it's a fishing lure for catching fish that eat poo poo.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

it's a chrysalis. hes prob doing another rebirth gimmick

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Blaise330 posted:

Don't like him but gotta admit, Randy had a hell of a year. If only that wrestlemania match was as good as the build.

its taken a while but theyve finally found a groove for the... 40 year old guy who's been on the main roster since 2002? oh god oh no

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

graph posted:

what is that

I think it's a cocoon.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
god drat bray wyatt is the absolute dirt loving worst

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Nobody should be blaming PG for making the product worse when we had a match this year where you had to pull your opponent's eye out of the socket and then had Randy Orton burn a clown to death to win a different match

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

graph posted:

what is that

Looks like the moth cocoon from The Silence of the Lambs.



The new gimmick is Bray Wyatt with his junk tucked between his legs.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Grant DaNasty posted:

Looks like the moth cocoon from The Silence of the Lambs.



The new gimmick is Bray Wyatt with his junk tucked between his legs.

Goooooodbye ratiiiiiinnnngggggs
I’m flying over youuuuuuuuuuu

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

fuuuuck both swamp bray wyatt and the fiend are going to be in the royal rumble arent they

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Guys tlc was last week

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



Critical posted:

fuuuuck both swamp bray wyatt and the fiend are going to be in the royal rumble arent they
How do we feel about this if fat Bo Dallas is one of them though?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
it is a chrysalis of the convolvulus hawk moth, Agrius convolvuli.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
its cool that bray wyatt gets to do a million lovely gimmicks but they wouldnt let cody stop being stardust after like 5 years of doing it. and i mean its cool unironically because it led to AEW.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

the Bray Wyatt gimmick isn't cool enough to do a take off from x-files.

it's the hellbaby from Jason Goes To Hell.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Gonzo McFee posted:

Daniel Bryan was legit one of the best wrestlers in the world who came back from a career ending injury and they made him just another guy.

keith lee didn't even get to breathe near tlc and that makes me sad

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

TV Zombie posted:

I think it's a cocoon.

Makes sense, Bray looks like the Very Hungry Caterpillar near the end of the book.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Gonz posted:

Goooooodbye ratiiiiiinnnngggggs
I’m flying over youuuuuuuuuuu

Q Lazarus is a woman fun fact

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

With there having been Swamp Bray, Fiend, Firefly Funhouse Bray, I can't help but draw the comparison to Mick Foley with his multiple personas but poorly executed. I wonder if this is the WWE's attempt to create lore like the faces of Foley.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

TV Zombie posted:

With there having been Swamp Bray, Fiend, Firefly Funhouse Bray, I can't help but draw the comparison to Mick Foley with his multiple personas but poorly executed. I wonder if this is the WWE's attempt to create lore like the faces of Foley.

this was exactly my thinking. bray will come back with his next idea and cole will shriek "the three faces of wyatt!" at the following rumble

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Nice to see Orton and Wyatt wrapping up Worst match of the year for this years and next years awards!

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Whatever Bray Wyatt comes up with next, it'll still be more believable than Randy Orton's gimmicks of "main event draw" and "hall of fame lock."

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I’ve said it before

And I’ll say it again


Bray Wyatt is the worst wrestler of all time

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Grant DaNasty posted:

Looks like the moth cocoon from The Silence of the Lambs.



The new gimmick is Bray Wyatt with his junk tucked between his legs.

It puts the gimmick on its skin or else it gets Main Event again

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Michael Cole during Bray’s return at the Rumble as an insect: “Could this be Kafkaesque?!”

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lol did they mark how far the match was to burn before randy threw it

I think it just had an extended tip so it'd burn longer without being able to go out

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
I think it’s so loving funny that the undertaker beat up AJ and his goons, his goons got fired, then undertaker had to leave the business to simulated gratitude.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I wonder if Trump called WWE corporate HQ to see if Bray was really dead

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Reality Protester posted:

turns out you can polish a turd

Ahahaha, nice.

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