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Killjoy to the World would be an incredible forums name. https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1332028902785634305 https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1332459320768917507
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ultrafilter posted:Killjoy to the World would be an incredible forums name. quote:“For years, people have flocked here to see Mount Rushmore, but now South Dakota is also a great place to just come and die,” said Gov. Kristi Noem in a prepared statement, which touted the dwindling availability of ICU beds, lack of a statewide mask mandate, and opportunity to take one’s last, fluid-filled breaths amidst the scenic backdrop of Badlands National Park.
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New merch: https://store.theonion.com/collections/best-sellers/products/sickos-unisex-t-shirt 
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:New merch: 
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There's a sweatshirt OH GOD THERE'S A SWEATSHIRT. https://twitter.com/KartoonistKelly/status/1334248756082925568
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Fingers crossed for a 'SOME GIZMO' phone case.
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Fantastic. Especially the return of The Sicko. Don't ignore the previous one too.  RAP BAND
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I bet the infant loved the drumming. They always do
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Kelly isn't even real!? https://slate.com/culture/2020/12/sickos-meme-ward-sutton-kartoonist-kelly.html
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clown shoes posted:Kelly isn't even real!? Ward Sutton was in a couple episodes of Strangers With Candy. 
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Wtf! I'm gonna need a whiskey sour to handle this news
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Bingo Much Less Competitive Lately
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clown shoes posted:Kelly isn't even real!? https://twitter.com/snackaddict/status/1322661649145356294
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RJWaters2 posted:Holy poo poo hahaha
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RJWaters2 posted:Holy poo poo Good lord
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Holy poo poo E: Zap! Cancer
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RJWaters2 posted:Holy poo poo Where's the bottle of pain pills?
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RJWaters2 posted:Holy poo poo 
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I thought this was a death announcement. Thanks for nothing, Kelly.
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The Biggest Hints Our Sweetheart Dropped In 2020 That She’s A Selkie, The Woman-Seal Hybrid From Celtic Folklorequote:We’re, like, 90% positive that when we left for a work trip, she said “Seal you real soon.”
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1341145206607982595 I missed that one the first time around.
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ultrafilter posted:https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1341145206607982595 It's only a picture and headline, but it's so loving good Here's a quiz for you all on this week of Christmas. Will You Get A Visit From Santa Claus Or Puzzle Man This Christmas?
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I'm sure everyone knows but The Topical podcast has some incredible voice acting. I'm sure many of their stories are in Onion website form but they often elevate it to a new level. https://www.stitcher.com/show/the-topical/episode/pope-francis-nobody-out-molests-the-catholic-church-67433336 https://www.stitcher.com/show/the-t...ifices-68475653 https://www.stitcher.com/show/the-t...t-door-68505686 https://www.stitcher.com/show/the-t...-walls-68533883 Like seven minutes of pure gold every time.
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Ape Agitator posted:I'm sure everyone knows but The Topical podcast has some incredible voice acting. I'm sure many of their stories are in Onion website form but they often elevate it to a new level. Oh drat, I didn’t know they had another podcast besides that Serial parody “A Very Fatal Murder” they did a while back. They did two seasons of that, the second of which is on a weird podcast service but definitely worth seeking out.
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