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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

rat

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Superterranean
May 3, 2005

after we lit this one, nothing was ever the same
Merry Christmas uk chat thread.

Stay safe if not sober.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


As well as some pineapple rum, my parents had a giant bottle of cognac that they're never going to drink, so they bequeathed it to me.

I am going to save it until I have an appropriate glass to swirl it with and look snooty.

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

Merry Christmas goons! Rolled the dice and visited family, hopefully that dastardly covid observes the Christmas truce.

I got a nice warm jumper, some nice warm socks and a nice warm set up slippers that cover your ankles. Being stingy with the heating has paid off this year!

Oscar Romeo Romeo
Apr 16, 2010

fridge corn posted:

We're all 35

Yes

fridge corn posted:

none of us are in our mid life crises yet

Uhhh >.>

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

rat

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Is that the future porn version.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
The return of Ky lube licking is a cinematic masterpiece

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Fun Shoe

You're famous now. Congrats on getting into the Guardian!

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

just in case anyone was wondering how i spent my evening

https://twitter.com/rantingauthor/status/1342584220485644299?s=19

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Bardeh posted:

You're famous now. Congrats on getting into the Guardian!



this is not me. he is too young

e: also he is a seal

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I am producing so much gas I expect to get annexed by gazprom at any moment.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

I broke a lamp from jumping around while playing Superhot on my brother in laws Oculus VR thing.

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010
I overcooked the peasant :(

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

this is not me. he is too young

e: also he is a seal

My kid has a bigger version of that seal, it's amazing. I got a painting by an AI and a sewing machine for my Christmas

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??

Collateral posted:

I overcooked the peasant :(

I slightly overcooked the goose, (legs) but the fucker was so fatty didn't matter.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer

Collateral posted:

I overcooked the peasant :(

The breast may be dry but the legs might still be alright, and there is a lot of meat on an average sized 6' peasant's legs.

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010
We had topside and chicken as well but it was the first time we have had pheasant (sorry about that :) no cannibalism here) and I overdid it. I feel like I disrespected the life of the little bird by not doing it justice and cooking it well.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Cataclysmic hangover

just dragged myself out for some fresh air along the abandoned railway near me and barfed up all over the spot the kids go to smoke weed

They weren't there luckily

Back in bed now, god help me

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Well done.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
My hangover isnt too bad considering I had an entire bottle of port to myself

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




I felt like puking in the night. I shouldn't of had that chocolate beer before bed.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Chocolate beer?

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Ratjaculation posted:

Chocolate beer?

Yeah, it was a present someone got me from hotel chocolat. It wasn't bad

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

fridge corn posted:

My hangover isnt too bad considering I had an entire bottle of port to myself

Impressive work

killerwhat
May 13, 2010

Merry Christmas goons. I have just started playing Divinity Original Sin 2 :)

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Sweet, enjoy it!

I'd say take your time with it, it didn't click with me right away as I'm normally into games that deep, but once it did click hoo boy, one of my favourites ever!

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I'm eating nic nacs

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I'm having a poo

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Budget pegging

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
Got the Secret Barrister books and Obama's memoirs.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Owned lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I mostly got nothing which is fine because I can't afford to get others presents but I got some fancy expensive balsamic vinegar and olive oil

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I got heartburn.

My sister brought me some brussel sprout ketchup. I'm hoping it's more like a pickle, but the ingredients list looks like they just replaced tomato with puréed sprouts. I have no idea what it would pair with.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

goatface posted:

I got heartburn.

My sister brought me some brussel sprout ketchup. I'm hoping it's more like a pickle, but the ingredients list looks like they just replaced tomato with puréed sprouts. I have no idea what it would pair with.

the bin

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

I got an insanely nice wallet

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Ratjaculation posted:

Budget pegging

Gross

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Jose posted:

I mostly got nothing which is fine because I can't afford to get others presents but I got some fancy expensive balsamic vinegar and olive oil

Give me your steam name and I'll buy you a 30p steam game

bad rats

killerwhat
May 13, 2010

My mother-in-law bought our dog a mini rubber chicken with a really loud squeak. She absolutely loves it. Refused to go for a walk because she was busy playing with it.
It’s so loud. I hope the neighbours like experimental kazoo sounds :sax:

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Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


i really don't want to exist anymore


that was a very silly amount of rum, why did no one stop me oh god help

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