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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

indigi posted:

there’s a scene in WW84 where a woman beating (potentially killing? it’s unclear) her attempted rapist is portrayed as something a bad guy would do
i saw that was 30 canadian dollary doos to rent and nope lol

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

chris pine was near my town for a movie shoot a few years ago and went to a strip club, and i guess he was gross and openly expected that he could just pick out a dancer to have sex with him

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


he got really method with playing kirk, huh?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i dont think its nice to assume that strippers are aliens

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

kid rock was in a small town about 50 miles away, and he acted like a petulant child when they wouldn't let him cut in line at the karaoke bar

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



was he gonna sing one of his own songs lol

Beamed
Nov 26, 2010

Then you have a responsibility that no man has ever faced. You have your fear which could become reality, and you have Godzilla, which is reality.


Roosevelt posted:

kid rock was in a small town about 50 miles away, and he acted like a petulant child when they wouldn't let him cut in line at the karaoke bar

that's what kid rock is like in detroit suburbs too don't worry

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Roosevelt posted:

chris pine was near my town for a movie shoot a few years ago and went to a strip club, and i guess he was gross and openly expected that he could just pick out a dancer to have sex with him

he seems like the creepiest of the current crop of actors named chris tbh

(hemsworth > evans > pratt > pine)

pratt has been really screaming towards the ground lately though

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Kenny Logins posted:

i saw that was 30 canadian dollary doos to rent and nope lol

lmao gently caress that

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i remain fine with dropping out of superhero movies around ironman 2

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Sagebrush posted:

pratt has been really screaming towards the ground lately though

he loves jesus like, a lot

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Carthag Tuek posted:

i remain fine with dropping out of superhero movies around ironman 2
same but ironman 1 with exceptions for antsmen and marvel spidermens

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Kenny Logins posted:

same but ironman 1 with exceptions for antsmen and marvel spidermens

yeah, to be honest i probably watched one or two superhero movies that are newer than ironman 2 but the timeline gets blurry

definitely none of the men though, ant- or spider-

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?
I fell off Marvel movies hard a number of years ago, and made it a sorta roundabout project last year to get caught up through Endgame. I just made a list of movies that were relevant and/or highly regarded and worked through it over 6ish months.

If you are in the same boat, I would not recommend doing that. Just pick them at random for heroes or actors you like and ignore the MCU poo poo. What a collosal loving waste of potential.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i watched the last 5 or so leading up to endgame and then went back and watched iron man 1 and it was hilarious

endgame is literally gamemasteranthony's birthday and it's essentially impossible to even follow what's going on, just three hours of noise and color and explosions and music with 200 named characters pulling out a new weapon every 3 seconds to annihilate an endless supply of zerglings while giant spaceships are shooting giant lasers everywhere

then you go back to iron man 1 and the big battle is iron man punching a guy in a different iron man suit in an industrial park and the climax is he flies up really high in the air and falls back down.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

I liked gotg, thor: ragnarok, and into the spiderverse. They felt like movies that knew they were superhero movies and didn't take themselves too seriously.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

What is really annoying about marvel movies is that they all tie into one another and if you miss one in a series, you completely lose out on context for another.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

lol if true

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



oh yeah lol i watched guardians with my dad "because it had 80s music" which is weird because thats the decade where he didnt get around to new music cause i was born

i didnt really liked it, but i liked watching a movie with my dad

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




i can believe that

also, obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI8aSJBC9u0&t=787s

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
yeah endgame is basically wrestlemania. all your friends are here and they're all punching each other while a shitload of fireworks go off

I watched every mcu movie except the spidermans and then quit. nowhere to go but down, really, we'll probably never see an event movie like that again even if marvel does another full cycle

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
i've watched every MCU and harry potter movie and i don't think i'll be watching the last star war

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

haveblue posted:

yeah endgame is basically wrestlemania. all your friends are here and they're all punching each other while a shitload of fireworks go off

I watched every mcu movie except the spidermans and then quit. nowhere to go but down, really, we'll probably never see an event movie like that again even if marvel does another full cycle

"if"

quote:

The films of the phase include Black Widow with Scarlett Johansson returning as Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow, Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings starring Simu Liu, the ensemble Eternals, the untitled Spider-Man: Far From Home sequel from Sony Pictures Releasing with Tom Holland returning as Peter Parker / Spider-Man, the sequels Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness with Benedict Cumberbatch returning as Dr. Stephen Strange, Thor: Love and Thunder with Chris Hemsworth returning as Thor, Black Panther II, Captain Marvel 2 with Brie Larson returning as Carol Danvers / Captain Marvel, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania starring Paul Rudd and Evangeline Lilly, and the ensemble Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, along with Fantastic Four.

The television series that will be released on Disney+ as part of the phase include WandaVision with Elizabeth Olsen and Paul Bettany in the title roles, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier with Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan in the title roles, Loki starring Tom Hiddleston, the animated What If...? narrated by Jeffrey Wright, Ms. Marvel starring Iman Vellani, Hawkeye starring Jeremy Renner and Hailee Steinfeld, She-Hulk starring Tatiana Maslany, Moon Knight, Secret Invasion starring Samuel L. Jackson and Ben Mendelsohn, Ironheart with Dominique Thorne in the title role, and Armor Wars starring Don Cheadle. The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special will also be included in the phase.

disney owns all this poo poo now, you know it's happening whether you like it or not

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
i hope they include vegas casino bouncer hulk in she-hulk

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Carthag Tuek posted:

was he gonna sing one of his own songs lol

lmao

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

mcu poo poo is extremely samey structurally and at no point in any individual movie’s character development or narrative matter because they’ll hit the reset button for the overall arc at a drop

eg iron man 3 to ultron or ragnarok to infinity war

and frankly for any given mcu allotment the dialogue will tell you why sad man is sad or anger man is anger so just watch whatever

but most of the dc poo poo is worse

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
Tatiana Maslany owns so I may give she hulk a look

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i'm morbidly curious to find out how the new thor movie will turn out, with 5'0" waif natalie portman somehow portraying the god of thunder

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

indigi posted:

I’m 15 minutes into WW84 and wow this movie is utter poo poo so far
l

cool i’m going to see it this arvo

at least i’ll get to
exercise my one true love in life - eating popcorn

Sagebrush posted:

he seems like the creepiest of the current crop of actors named chris tbh

(hemsworth > evans > pratt > pine)

pratt has been really screaming towards the ground lately though

is chris hemsworth known for being creepy on any level or you saying he’s at the opposite end of the spectrum from creepin’?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i haven't heard any specific accusations against any of the chrises except for the one above about chris pine being gross to strippers.

chris pratt is a weirdo jesus freak who dumped his age-appropriate wife for arnold schwarezenegger's daughter after he got famous (though apparently she also liked him chubby and found herself unattracted when he started to get ripped to be a superhero) but i have not heard that he's an actual sex pest or anything.

chris evans is indistinguishable from captain america to me, boring boy scout who looks like every hockey player business school bro in canada, maybe he's a weirdo but i bet his idea of a freaky night is doing it with the lights on

chris hemsworth is cheerful and surprisingly funny and likes to hang out on the beach in australia with his family and drink beers, seems like a great guy

mystes
May 31, 2006

With so many of them it's surprising they don't suffer an identity chrises

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



doing it with the lights on is ok i think

i dont like to look at myself, but if she wants to look at me im ok with it

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Chris Knight posted:

Tatiana Maslany owns so I may give she hulk a look

:yossame: but for the green titties

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?

Sagebrush posted:

endgame is literally gamemasteranthony's birthday and it's essentially impossible to even follow what's going on, just three hours of noise and color and explosions and music with 200 named characters pulling out a new weapon every 3 seconds to annihilate an endless supply of zerglings while giant spaceships are shooting giant lasers everywhere

Honestly that's not my beef with it even. The climactic final battle was 110% nerd porn and was the only part I liked.

What I hated: the entire plot hanging on the dumbest, worst, most offensively incomprehensible and ham-fisted version of time travel I have ever experienced in any media, ever. At no point did any of it hold up on even the most basic inspection and they made a loving 3 hour movie climax to like 10 years of other movies focus on it for like 99% of the runtime. I hate it so much!!!!!

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

mystes posted:

With so many of them it's surprising they don't suffer an identity chrises

chrises on infinite earths

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

The new WW movie looks like IDF propaganda lmfao

https://twitter.com/esthermirirose/status/1342606234227253250

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sagebrush posted:

i haven't heard any specific accusations against any of the chrises except for the one above about chris pine being gross to strippers.

chris pratt is a weirdo jesus freak who dumped his age-appropriate wife for arnold schwarezenegger's daughter after he got famous (though apparently she also liked him chubby and found herself unattracted when he started to get ripped to be a superhero) but i have not heard that he's an actual sex pest or anything.

chris evans is indistinguishable from captain america to me, boring boy scout who looks like every hockey player business school bro in canada, maybe he's a weirdo but i bet his idea of a freaky night is doing it with the lights on

chris hemsworth is cheerful and surprisingly funny and likes to hang out on the beach in australia with his family and drink beers, seems like a great guy

oh thank goodness coz i like hemsworth and didn’t want to not like him

mystes
May 31, 2006

PCjr sidecar posted:

mcu poo poo is extremely samey structurally and at no point in any individual movie’s character development or narrative matter because they’ll hit the reset button for the overall arc at a drop
This is one thing that I hate in sequels in general (not limited to marvel movies). If a character learns some lesson and grows in the first movie, you can't just reset that and do the exact same thing over again in the second movie, because that ruins the first movie.

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Sagebrush posted:

i haven't heard any specific accusations against any of the chrises except for the one above about chris pine being gross to strippers.

chris pratt is a weirdo jesus freak who dumped his age-appropriate wife for arnold schwarezenegger's daughter after he got famous (though apparently she also liked him chubby and found herself unattracted when he started to get ripped to be a superhero) but i have not heard that he's an actual sex pest or anything.

chris evans is indistinguishable from captain america to me, boring boy scout who looks like every hockey player business school bro in canada, maybe he's a weirdo but i bet his idea of a freaky night is doing it with the lights on

chris hemsworth is cheerful and surprisingly funny and likes to hang out on the beach in australia with his family and drink beers, seems like a great guy

larry hemsworth was a good gag

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



thank god wonderwoman is there to save the innocent children from the nevarious terroristic palestinians

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