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gently caress's sake, we have a punctured tire on the highway. There go the xmas plans 
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Dec 25, 2020 16:33
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14 - a cursed number best known for being the bomber of words in that Nazi slogan. Let us post hard, gentlegoons, so that we may leave this forsaken page.
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Dec 25, 2020 16:45
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Jakabite posted:14 - a cursed number best known for being the number of words in that Nazi slogan. Let us post hard, gentlegoons, so that we may leave this forsaken page.
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Dec 25, 2020 16:45
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Post isn’t edit but in this case, I’m glad.
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Dec 25, 2020 16:45
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I'm posting.
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Dec 25, 2020 17:12
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https://twitter.com/WarrenIsDead/status/1342496495661174785?s=19
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Dec 25, 2020 17:13
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I'll have to try the Expanse again. I watched the first couple episodes when they came out and thought the scifi was cool, but the characters and writing a bit cliched. "Smart clever captain" "Big buff dude who says "gently caress"", "Sexy smart chick". I guess I'm okay with the stereotypes, but I remember thinking some of the dialogue was on the level of "I could have written this". I'm not a writer. I've now heard it mentioned here and from two other places in the last 3 days though, so obviously karma wants me to try watching it again.
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Dec 25, 2020 17:53
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Yeah they work pretty well on those. Amos in particular is a Great character. I got some beer soap for christmas!
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Dec 25, 2020 19:53
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Internetjack posted:I'll have to try the Expanse again. I watched the first couple episodes when they came out and thought the scifi was cool, but the characters and writing a bit cliched. "Smart clever captain" "Big buff dude who says "gently caress"", "Sexy smart chick". I guess I'm okay with the stereotypes, but I remember thinking some of the dialogue was on the level of "I could have written this". I'm not a writer. The "main" character Holden is definitely like that. I think he stands out as the most egregious because his character just isn't that interesting or even fun to watch like his crewmates are. Just straight laced serious goody two shoes captain guy
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Dec 25, 2020 20:58
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Im sure if we just try harder we can reach our goal
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Dec 25, 2020 21:17
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ARE WE THERE YET??
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Dec 25, 2020 23:15
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:The "main" character Holden is definitely like that. I think he stands out as the most egregious because his character just isn't that interesting or even fun to watch like his crewmates are. Just straight laced serious goody two shoes captain guy To be fair he becomes quite fun for how much of a doe eyed, affable dumb dumb he is.
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Dec 25, 2020 23:44
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Jakabite posted:To be fair he becomes quite fun for how much of a doe eyed, affable dumb dumb he is. and people give him poo poo for it all the time
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Dec 26, 2020 00:11
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I'm 2 episodes into The Expanse and it's ok so far. I kinda wish the story would just focus on the people on the ship because so far I don't really care about the other stuff.
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Dec 26, 2020 00:14
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Yeah it’s kind of the point of him. He’s an idiotic idealist who’s terrible at politics and genuinely does just stumble out of the right end of things on sheer dumb luck, the fact he’s got amazing people around him, and a few other factors that would be spoilers. He’s also the only character who’s uncompromisingly trying to do ‘the right thing’ though - he’s the moral core of the crew with all the issues that’s obviously going to bring up (dragging people into suicide missions because he just has to be a good person, etc.)
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Dec 26, 2020 00:40
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You should all watch the new Pixar movie, Soul, it's really good. It grabbed me right from the beginning and washed away the bad taste left behind by Wonder Woman 84.
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Dec 26, 2020 11:23
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Tip posted:I've tried to watch the Expanse a couple times but I got distracted. I'm not sure if it's the first episode's fault or just my chronic lack of attention. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7HexX3Oxso
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Dec 26, 2020 12:12
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I'm helping
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Dec 26, 2020 12:26
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my phones alarm isnt set to go off until 2 days 14 hours and 6 minutes from now 
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Dec 26, 2020 20:54
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So what did y'all get for Christmas?
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Dec 26, 2020 21:18
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i faked my enthusiasm through the entire present-opening. 2 years in a row i faked it didnt fake it 3 years ago. got a nice coat. was spurting enthusiasm all over the place
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Dec 26, 2020 21:24
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I got 2 sets of sheets, one from my sister and one from my mother. My mom was poo poo talking the sheets my sister gave me, she was like, "Only 600 threads? I got you 1800 thread count." Now I'm laughing because I googled about thread counts and anything above 1000 is just a total fabrication.
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Dec 27, 2020 06:13
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Tip posted:I got 2 sets of sheets, one from my sister and one from my mother. FABRICation haha
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Dec 27, 2020 19:17
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How are you gentlemen!! You are on the way to 1000 pages.
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Dec 27, 2020 19:28
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_Leto#2014%E2%80%93present:_From_Suicide_Squad_to_America posted:In December of that year, Warner Bros. confirmed that Leto would play the role of the Joker in Suicide Squad (2016), a supervillain film based on the comic book series of the same name.[101] The film opened to generally negative reviews from critics, but Leto's performance was praised despite his character's limited screen time.[102][103] In April 2016, it was announced that Leto would appear in the film The Outsider (2018), directed by Martin Zandvliet.[104][105][106]
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Dec 27, 2020 20:01
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gary oldmans diary posted:thats not how i remember it Leto editing his own page
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Dec 27, 2020 20:06
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How many pages to go? Is someone keeping a spreadsheet so we don't lose track?
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Dec 27, 2020 20:24
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Stoatbringer posted:How many pages to go? Is someone keeping a spreadsheet so we don't lose track? Just 4 more, buddy.
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Dec 27, 2020 20:58
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cnut posted:Just 4 more, buddy. All the jokes have been larfed, all the songs have been sung, all the maths have been known. All the clowns have been dunked. 
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Dec 27, 2020 21:06
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cnut posted:Just 4 more, buddy. Always jam tomorrow, just keep posting
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Dec 27, 2020 21:22
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I think we need to pick up the pace folks
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Dec 27, 2020 22:33
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promising carl posted:I think we need to pick up the pace folks You can help out by posting something controversial
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Dec 27, 2020 22:39
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I know a guy who takes off all of his clothes every time he shits and wipes towards his balls through his legs. Like even in a nightclub, everything off. Festival portaloo? All off. At dinner with a friends parents at their house? Naked as the day he was born, dropping the kids off at the pool. What are goons’ opinions on this
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Dec 27, 2020 22:53
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Jakabite posted:I know a guy who takes off all of his clothes every time he shits and wipes towards his balls through his legs. Like even in a nightclub, everything off. Festival portaloo? All off. At dinner with a friends parents at their house? Naked as the day he was born, dropping the kids off at the pool. What are goons’ opinions on this So he hangs up his clothes somewhere? What if theres no hook, does he just put his clothes on the gross public restroom floor?
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Dec 27, 2020 23:16
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Jakabite posted:FABRICation haha After writing that post I noticed the fabrication thing and that my rant about threads not going over 1000 seemed like some kind of meta joke about this thread. Anyone have any ideas about how to punish your subconscious for peppering your writings with secret puns and hidden meanings? I'm thinking maybe just give myself an electric shock every time I notice it's happened.
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Dec 28, 2020 00:05
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:So he hangs up his clothes somewhere? What if theres no hook, does he just put his clothes on the gross public restroom floor? If there’s a hook they go on the hook. Otherwise they’re going on the floor or another surface.
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Dec 28, 2020 00:09
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Jakabite posted:If there’s a hook they go on the hook. Otherwise they’re going on the floor or another surface. Someone should throw him on the floor. After they beat him up. For being such dork.
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Dec 28, 2020 00:26
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:You can help out by posting something controversial Kim Kardashian's bum is too big. There, I said it.
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Dec 28, 2020 00:52
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Jakabite posted:I know a guy who takes off all of his clothes every time he shits and wipes towards his balls through his legs. Like even in a nightclub, everything off. Festival portaloo? All off. At dinner with a friends parents at their house? Naked as the day he was born, dropping the kids off at the pool. What are goons’ opinions on this a nude deuce is strangely comfortable. maybe its knowing youre ready to shower if you poop with such explosive force that your clothes wouldve been collateral damage
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Dec 28, 2020 00:52
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gary oldmans diary posted:the guy is definitely you If your clothes are ever collateral damage from pooping you're doing something very wrong. When I was in 7th grade I sat next to a very quiet girl in math class. One day she left to use the restroom and when she came back there was a yellow spot on the right shoulder of her white shirt. I was baffled by it and blurted out, "Did you pee on your shoulder?" She said yes and then looked very sad. I immediately felt bad for calling it out so I held back on further questions, but God I still have so many questions.
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Dec 28, 2020 00:59
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