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kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

I used to get triple time on bank holidays before in the good old days :corsair:

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
never heard of mufty, is it a particular regional peculiarity?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Ratjaculation posted:

mufty

An under-rated word

a mis-spelled word

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

mufti

i'm sorry, it's one of those words i've never actually seen written down

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Nonuniform day was socially extremely dangerous. Best to just skive and avoid the potential traps.

Cyril Sneeer
Apr 4, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I have fallen down a rabbit hole on youtube of watching HEART. gosh darn they rock.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
i recognise these songs from probably I think adverts

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

NotJustANumber99 posted:

never heard of mufty, is it a particular regional peculiarity?

Yes. The Ottoman Empire.

Its a little old fashioned now I think

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



NotJustANumber99 posted:

never heard of mufty, is it a particular regional peculiarity?

It is, I got weird looks when I said it to my partner.

Mufti days down in the Westcountry

goatface posted:

Nonuniform day was socially extremely dangerous. Best to just skive and avoid the potential traps.

The school used to do mufti days for charity so you'd bring a quid in or something and not have to wear uniform, but I grew up in a poor area so about half the kids still wore uniform

Looking back that was an awful policy and idea

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
Yeah from Hants/Surrey and same for us. Brought in £1 and wore your own clothes. I am pretty sure poor kids could still wear mufti and just not bring in a quid. I both liked it (cool no uniform!) and hated it, because I was distinctly uncool.

I once made the fatal mistake of telling my friends that a jumper I really liked (Kickers!) my Mum had bought from a charity shop for 50p. Never wore it again after that. Kids are cunts.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Let's all go to Tesco
Where Ewan buys their best clothes
Cheap and nifty
For one pound fifty

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

im old enough to remember kids saying spacker shoes and nobody blinking an eyelid, jesus christ we are the worst generation

Renfield
Feb 29, 2008

Bobby Deluxe posted:

im old enough to remember kids saying spacker shoes and nobody blinking an eyelid, jesus christ we are the worst generation

I'm old enough to have called mates/been called a "Joey" (Complete with the hand actions)

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

Bobby Deluxe posted:

im old enough to remember kids saying spacker shoes and nobody blinking an eyelid, jesus christ we are the worst generation

We had playing fields that we were allowed on for summer to play football at break/lunch. There was this one kid who would occasionally collapse and have a seizure (esp on hot summer days). Every time that it happened, we'd have to go back to the playground. We used to get so angry at him for ruining our break time.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Surely it was better for him to go splat on the grass rather than the tarmac?

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Surely it was better for him to go splat on the grass rather than the tarmac?

Yes but our football was ruined. Can't you see our plight?

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Ewan posted:

We had playing fields that we were allowed on for summer to play football at break/lunch. There was this one kid who would occasionally collapse and have a seizure (esp on hot summer days). Every time that it happened, we'd have to go back to the playground. We used to get so angry at him for ruining our break time.
when we were in scouts there was a lad who clearly had some degree of brittle bones, he always had something in a cast

his parents absolutely refused to admit it and insisted that he join in all the 'normal' activities so consequently everyone was mad at him because the scout leaders never let us play bulldog or any physical games unless he was away

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Bobby Deluxe posted:

when we were in scouts there was a lad who clearly had some degree of brittle bones, he always had something in a cast

his parents absolutely refused to admit it and insisted that he join in all the 'normal' activities so consequently everyone was mad at him because the scout leaders never let us play bulldog or any physical games unless he was away

Back in my time as a kid (70's) :corsair:
I loving loved 'british bulldogs' as we called it, other than the rush of being one of the last few to get caught, the chance of giving that arsehole in class a repercussion free 'bit of kicking' was great.

Lemon
May 22, 2003

My favourite game that we played in scouts was the one where one leader got a huge bit of rope with a knot in the end and then swung it in a circle and we had to jump over it. We only played it twice and then stopped after one girl got a concussion.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
British bulldog got banned at our school :(

We also had leather footballs banned; plastic ones only (even though the better plastic ones are as heavy as leather... made no sense). Only on the field though. If it was playground only, we had to use those sponge ones that soaked up every puddle (and by the end half of it had come off so you're kicking a mis-shapen lump of sponge around)

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

Lemon posted:

My favourite game that we played in scouts was the one where one leader got a huge bit of rope with a knot in the end and then swung it in a circle and we had to jump over it. We only played it twice and then stopped after one girl got a concussion.

We used to play "dodgeball". Except it was a really poo poo version. Everyone stood still with their legs apart, and the other team had to bowl a ball along the floor at you. If they got it through your legs without touching your legs you were out. There was no dodging to be seen.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
At one point in year 6 they tried to ban running in the playground after someone fell over and hurt themselves. I don't think it lasted that long because it was stupid and unenforceable, but lol that they even tried

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
my dad bollocked everyone at football for messing about before the coaches were there so they all hated me and wouldnt pass so I never went back.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
I had a small bit of snow this morning. Very exciting.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
We used to play carball. The aim was to wait until the dinnerladies weren't looking and then kick the ball off the side of the playground and to hit a car driving past. Getting the ball back was then a further game as you had to nip down, vault the fence and grab it from whichever garden it wound up in without being seen.

We had to stop playing that game after someone got the ball through a sunroof and nearly caused a crash.

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??
We just used to play pranks on the alcoholic teacher with gin in her cupboard, to see if we could get a reaction.
We were actually massive cunts, I lit the ceiling on fire once.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
Yeah kids were cunts to the teachers too. One was rumoured to have a chicken phobia and the kids would all make chicken noises in his lessons until he would shake with anger. Another one everyone spread rumours was a paedo (he may well have been) - the common rumour being that he'd make girls stand on the tables so he could look up their skirts (which obviously didn't happen).

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener
Does anyone remember 'boot square'?

If I remember right, we played it on one of the quarters of the 'tennis pitch' at school, a square basically.
The point of the game was to kick a tennis ball at someone & make sure it then bounced outside of the square.
Once someone had been 'boot squared' (i think it was that), everyone lined up to make a tunnel the person had to run through while everyone did their best to kick the poo poo out of them.

School was clearly different back then.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Ewan posted:

Yeah kids were cunts to the teachers too. One was rumoured to have a chicken phobia and the kids would all make chicken noises in his lessons until he would shake with anger. Another one everyone spread rumours was a paedo (he may well have been) - the common rumour being that he'd make girls stand on the tables so he could look up their skirts (which obviously didn't happen).

I had a biology teacher ask one of the 1st year girls to give him a twirl in her PE skirt once. And he had us all fill this confidential survey out about how we'd been molested and how it had affected us. Of course, a bunch of us made up a bunch of outrageous poo poo. Then he published his book and it was basically 'molestation: probably not so bad, actually!'

Ah, the heady far off days of 1988.

Edit: And a couple of years after I left in 1995, a maths teacher got done for secretly taking pictures of boys in the changing rooms. He also ran the school photography club :thunk:

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

Trainee PornStar posted:

Does anyone remember 'boot square'?

If I remember right, we played it on one of the quarters of the 'tennis pitch' at school, a square basically.
The point of the game was to kick a tennis ball at someone & make sure it then bounced outside of the square.
Once someone had been 'boot squared' (i think it was that), everyone lined up to make a tunnel the person had to run through while everyone did their best to kick the poo poo out of them.

School was clearly different back then.
Nah, we used to play heads & volleys with penalty of being 'bundled' (aka pile-on) if you lost.

Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy
We had outdoor games at Guides stopped after one girl took her shoes off and stepped on broken glass. She had to go to hospital and get stitches, it was a proper nasty injury.

I don't know why they didn't just ban going barefoot but who am I to question H&S regulations.

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Lemon posted:

My favourite game that we played in scouts was the one where one leader got a huge bit of rope with a knot in the end and then swung it in a circle and we had to jump over it. We only played it twice and then stopped after one girl got a concussion.

I find that really funny, was the leader like 'hold my beer'?

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Ewan posted:

Nah, we used to play heads & volleys with penalty of being 'bundled' (aka pile-on) if you lost.

I'd have enjoyed that as a kid. The way they get treated now it's no wonder they are all 'my feelings have been hurt'...

Proper game of bulldogs would sort the whiney fuckers out :)

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

honestly i think modern kids would be fine, it tends to be the parents who are funny about that stuff

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
the parents are a bit heavy to pile on really

oh no computer
May 27, 2003

Trainee PornStar posted:

The way they get treated now it's no wonder they are all 'my feelings have been hurt'...
this thread is dangerously close to turning into the daily express comment section

oh no computer
May 27, 2003

bring back borstal/national service

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib

Lemon posted:

My favourite game that we played in scouts was the one where one leader got a huge bit of rope with a knot in the end and then swung it in a circle and we had to jump over it. We only played it twice and then stopped after one girl got a concussion.

We used to do that, but with a fairly large rubber ring sized inner tube on the end of the rope. It had plenty of kinetic energy so it could properly sweep your legs from underneath you if you timed it wrong.
Also sometimes people got the schraeder valve stuck in them.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

like all these helicopter mums who say about how delicate little tarquin is

but i bet little tarquin would loving love to be allowed to play bulldog

the kids are alright, but just like the whole participation trophies thing its not the kids that are being arseholes about any of this

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Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

oh no computer posted:

this thread is dangerously close to turning into the daily express comment section

Sorry I didn't mean it like that.

*edit*
Bobby says it better.

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