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Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Well spotted, all of the pictures I posted were from either pigeon forge, tennessee ( home to dollywood which is cool) or Helen, ga which is a germanic tourist trap in north georgia where you can shoot the hooch (tube down the chattahoochee river)

I knew i recognized that christmas store

*shoppe

Evil Bob
May 2, 2004

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
Everyone itt is oblivious to what makes small towns the "REAL" america

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Artisanal meth scene?

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

Evil Bob posted:

Everyone itt is oblivious to what makes small towns the "REAL" america

The neglect by those in power? Withering in cultural atrophy as they're spurned by metropolitan centers, and fed willful ignorance by the people trying to lash together a center of power in the sticks? Self-medication with booze and drugs? Drowning in mass produced goods while material needs are rendered impossible at local wages unless you tether yourself to debt? Which part?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Heart disease and high school football?

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

having the world's largest <insert random thing here>?

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Is it being in america that makes small towns in america the real america?

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Evil Bob posted:

Everyone itt is oblivious to what makes small towns the "REAL" america

Is it the local Dairy Queen?

Evil Bob
May 2, 2004

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
Some of these posters are less oblivious than I thought! :smuggo:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Evil Bob posted:

Some of these posters are less oblivious than I thought! :smuggo:

i don't want to read Methadone.jpg :shrug:

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
*walks into room, looks around*
“Could it be the conservatism and racism and the unwillingness to change but instead vote for Orange Nazi Con Man and elect such representatives who are evil and won’t help you but will hurt the ‘those’ people.”
*shrugs and leaves room*

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Gatts speaking truth to power

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

Atticus_1354 posted:

Is it the local Dairy Queen?

It's the local ripoff of Dairy Queen that makes real 'Murica what it is. Dairy King, Red Top, and all the rest, we salute you.

naem
May 29, 2011

Gatts posted:

*walks into room, looks around*
“Could it be the conservatism and racism and the unwillingness to change but instead vote for Orange Nazi Con Man and elect such representatives who are evil and won’t help you but will hurt the ‘those’ people.”
*shrugs and leaves room*

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

orange man and his cronies are symptoms and not the cause

they are opportunists taking advantage of the people who voted for them, who are the victims of the destruction of the middle class

anger and mockery of these victims is not the way forward as it will only stoke the fires set by trump and similar people higher

the only way forward is to meet those voters needs until they have no reason for fear and anger and instead embrace what is good for themselves and our country as a whole

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go


i've seen bigger

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
THIS IS NOT A POLITICS THREAD.

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
here i found the perfect place for Politics Posts





E: forgot to add the city this is in! It's a lovely little town.

AARD VARKMAN fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Dec 28, 2020

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

TheAardvark posted:

here i found the perfect place for Politics Posts





I call top

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



Top Toilet Shitter

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Bottom one taken. Have to poo poo so bad my bowels let loose as I climb the ladder.

Gath
Sep 23, 2009
Is that what a upper decker is?

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
You could probably get 1.2m in San Fran for that house. Two toilets!

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I think Americana is pretty interesting in a way. It's like a memory of a memory of a culture that once existed that is now mass produced in China or sold piecemeal at Michaels. Nothing new created, just a slavish adherence to an aesthetic that is comical in its mimicry.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I appreciate that the official signage describes the two story outhouse as a tourist activity.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

its all nice on rice posted:

Bottom one taken.

SHITTERS CLOGGED

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The bottom stall uses only recycled toilet paper.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

we used to call these 'tank towns' in the south because the only way you know the name of the town half the time is it's pasted on the water tower tank


Tarkus posted:

I think Americana is pretty interesting in a way. It's like a memory of a memory of a culture that once existed that is now mass produced in China or sold piecemeal at Michaels. Nothing new created, just a slavish adherence to an aesthetic that is comical in its mimicry.
disagree. china and large corporations have relatively little to do with it. a lot of the reason why the small town americana patchwork has a lot of pathos is because it is, in a lot of theoretical ways, the original affluent society that people sometimes romanticize with hunter-gatherer tribes and poo poo.

the assumption goes something like: everyone knows each other. life is simple and uncomplicated. everyone has enough to eat and drink and has access to community medicine and recreation. there's enough space to go around, but there's also an ok number of people present, so nobody is either too crowded or too lonely. nobody works too hard, but nobody is too lazy, either. everyone pulls together in this wholesome little mini-society.

the reality, of course, is that much like the hunter-gatherer tribes of old, there's lots of deviations from all that which makes it at best a quaint delusion and at worst a vicious lie. with hunter-gatherer tribes it's just straight violence, because it turns out that tribes of a couple hundred people will fight each other over food/water/tools/women on a nearly yearly basis and it's hard to have an 'affluent society' when your chance of being murdered or abducted as raid loot on a yearly basis is a double digit percent, and that's even assuming if you're fine with getting a grass poultice for a cut rather than neosporin and gauze.

americana's deviation is that it turns out that it's insane to expect every person to slot nicely into the huxleyesque top-down vision of what the wholesome mini-society is and should be, and whatever finely checked and balanced micro-economy you had going during the golden decade of GAYS ALABAMA is most probably not going to exist in another 15 years when little bobby and shelly grow up. and that's assuming that your mini-society isn't implicitly reliant upon the big crazy world you're seeking to escape in the first place, like the coal towns of west virginia that collapsed when the world decided they didn't need to set their lovely rocks on fire anymore.

this is also why americana is so goddamned funny despite having the underlying aura of decay and tragedy. everything is kinda lovely because it's built on a delusion and a stubborn refusal to change, but the delusion is generally so obvious to someone who's thought about the ramifications for more than a few minutes that it seems impossible to think that the idiots who bought into it didn't see it on some level or another.

e: i feel like it's important to be clear that americana in this context is specifically Smallville USA poo poo. city living is completely different, suburbia is completely different, actual country living is completely different. specifically talking about these tiny towns of a few thousand souls that don't really have a reason to exist but keep plodding on through a twisted combination of momentum, welfare checks, and fear of the unknown.

Coolguye fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Dec 28, 2020

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Does Gays have a thriving tourist scene? Maybe a big sign for people to stand in front of and kiss each other?

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

TheAardvark posted:

THIS IS NOT A POLITICS THREAD.

GO TO HELL

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!


for whatever reason getting this from google maps is giving me a weird chromatic aberration when it screengrab it, but this scrap heap is actually a casino. when i was going through college like 15 years ago i'd make weekend trips down here to play blackjack because it was the only casino lovely enough to not catch you counting cards.

i shouldn't say the only one. there's a lot of other warehouse casinos around this part of oklahoma. but it's the one i found first on a map.

https://www.google.com/maps/@36.9211558,-94.8370936,3a,75y,147.82h,94.42t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sZv9bD4VbWuBP2HIdWeNNHg!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

Coolguye fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Dec 28, 2020

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

I do enjoy watching youtubers who go to these kind of places. Daily Woo, and Carpetbagger seem to be the main ones. Although what with covid and all, it's like STAY INSIDE GOD drat. I get that it's their job and really they don't have a choice but sheesh.

naem posted:

orange man and his cronies are symptoms and not the cause

they are opportunists taking advantage of the people who voted for them, who are the victims of the destruction of the middle class

anger and mockery of these victims is not the way forward as it will only stoke the fires set by trump and similar people higher

the only way forward is to meet those voters needs until they have no reason for fear and anger and instead embrace what is good for themselves and our country as a whole

Yeah it's clearly our faults for just not being nice enough!

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limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

I present to you Mars Chees Castle.







Its a pretty awesome place that happens to be in the middle of nowhere Wisconsin off the interstate.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Tarkus posted:

I think Americana is pretty interesting in a way. It's like a memory of a memory of a culture that once existed that is now mass produced in China or sold piecemeal at Michaels. Nothing new created, just a slavish adherence to an aesthetic that is comical in its mimicry.

The man in the high tower?

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gatts posted:

*walks into room, looks around*
“Could it be the conservatism and racism and the unwillingness to change but instead vote for Orange Nazi Con Man and elect such representatives who are evil and won’t help you but will hurt the ‘those’ people.”
*shrugs and leaves room*

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
check this guy's rap sheet for some good lols

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

limp_cheese posted:

I present to you Mars Chees Castle.







Its a pretty awesome place that happens to be in the middle of nowhere Wisconsin off the interstate.

I go there every time I see my psychologist or psychiatrist. On the way home I pick up a reuben from there. And maybe cheese curds.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

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Mar 26, 2010


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