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potee posted:When someone's unstable, you don't stir the fat, JethroMcB! You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to run around the stadium and close all the windows. That's where I'm going, pal. And I'll tell you something else. I am very nervous! I’m disturbed, I’m depressed, I’m inadequate. I’ve got it all!
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Heavy_D posted:I’m disturbed, I’m depressed, I’m inadequate. I’ve got it all! Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?
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Dec 28, 2020 00:53
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Fitted ballcap day.
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Chili posted:Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere? I'm not looking up if you're going to do that voice!
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potee posted:I'm not looking up if you're going to do that voice! YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPIK
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Dec 28, 2020 05:53
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Chili posted:Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere? I said, "Wave to me when you pass my window."
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Dec 28, 2020 06:28
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TMMadman posted:I said, "Wave to me when you pass my window." It's the one that's covered in chicken wire.
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Dec 28, 2020 08:07
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potee posted:It's the one that's covered in chicken wire. As far as I can tell potee, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.
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Dec 28, 2020 14:36
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Bird in a Blender posted:As far as I can tell potee, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken. Well I find this capricious and arbitrary.
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Dec 28, 2020 16:56
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MightyJoe36 posted:Well I find this capricious and arbitrary. Your fly is open.
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Bird in a Blender posted:As far as I can tell potee, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken. 
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Bird in a Blender posted:As far as I can tell potee, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken. Little Bird in a Blender. I named my chicken after you.
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Dec 28, 2020 22:14
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Hey, guess what! Little Bird in a Blender ran from here to Newman's in under thirty seconds!
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Dec 28, 2020 22:45
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Bird in a Blender posted:Hey, guess what! Little Bird in a Blender ran from here to Newman's in under thirty seconds! Is that good?
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That’s not good for anyone.
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Yeah, it got a good laugh. Let me just check my messages before we go.
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Dec 29, 2020 14:09
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At least I'm bringing something!
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MightyJoe36 posted:I got nothing. We need a new format. We should shut down and re-tool.
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jojoinnit posted:Yeah, it got a good laugh. Let me just check my messages before we go. OK, so you remember I made the initial call Sunday, she doesn't call back. I call again Monday, I leave another message. I call Tuesday, I get the machine again: "I know you're there, I don't know what your story is." Yesterday, I'm a volcano - I try one more call, the machine comes on, and I let fly like Mussolini from the balcony - "Where the hell do you get the nerve? You invite me up for coffee and then you don't call me back for four days? I don't like coffee, I don't have to come up. I'd like to get one more shot at the coffee just so I could spit it in your face."
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SirPablo posted:At least I'm bringing something! Oh, here we go.  Why don't we get them a couch? We'll rent a u-haul, bring 'em a nice sectional.
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TMMadman posted:OK, so you remember I made the initial call Sunday, she doesn't call back. I call again Monday, I leave another message. I call Tuesday, I get the machine again: "I know you're there, I don't know what your story is." Yesterday, I'm a volcano - I try one more call, the machine comes on, and I let fly like Mussolini from the balcony - "Where the hell do you get the nerve? You invite me up for coffee and then you don't call me back for four days? I don't like coffee, I don't have to come up. I'd like to get one more shot at the coffee just so I could spit it in your face." potee posted:Oh, here we go. He's serving Mexican, Italian, Chinese. He's all over the place! That's why no one is going in!
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Dec 29, 2020 18:42
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jojoinnit posted:He's serving Mexican, Italian, Chinese. He's all over the place! That's why no one is going in! Just between you and me, I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi.
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potee posted:Just between you and me, I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi. I see a very cheap man holding a sweater trying to get away with something. That's my overview.
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potee posted:Just between you and me, I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi. ... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."
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Heavy_D posted:... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."
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Alhazred, I have a question for you. Is the item still.....with you?
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TMMadman posted:Alhazred, I have a question for you. Is the item still.....with you? I think SomethingAwful is putting something in my food.
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SirPablo posted:I think SomethingAwful is putting something in my food. It might make him keel over. v  v
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Chili posted:It might make him keel over. v You saved my life, Chili. You quoting my post is what inspired me to get better. I'll never forget what you did for me.
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TMMadman posted:Alhazred, I have a question for you. Is the item still.....with you? 
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potee posted:You saved my life, Chili. You quoting my post is what inspired me to get better. I'll never forget what you did for me. It must take a really really big zit to kill a man!
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I call you Dr PIMPLE POPPER, MD!
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Now why would I, a Julliard trained dermatologist, tell him to get a second opinion?
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Vietnamwees posted:I call you Dr PIMPLE POPPER, MD! Doctor? He’s a podiatrist. Anyone can get into podiatry school. TMMadman got into podiatry school.
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Heavy_D posted:Doctor? He’s a podiatrist. Anyone can get into podiatry school. TMMadman got into podiatry school. What's even more amazing is his formal training is in pediatrics!
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Have you ever met a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard.
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Next thing you know you'll be saying they should have their own schools!
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