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Gentle Autist posted:same to you buddy, one love
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being 40 is loving stupid imo.
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President Beep posted:being 40 is loving stupid imo. i would simply drank myself to an early grave. whats so hard about it
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i'm 41 one day this forum will be full of 60 year olds lol
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my god... what happened to all of us...
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Cold on a Cob posted:i'm 41 and rotor will be 80
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Well when is Something Awful launching its Tik Tok* competitor? *: The kids have probably already stopped using Tik Tok so imagine I wrote whatever they're actually using here.
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President Beep posted:being 40 is loving stupid imo. I feel pretty good at 40 suck it, broken body havers
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I feel pretty good at 40 that’s just because you’ve treated yourself like crap up until recently. it’s relative.
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your face is relative, grandpa
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I love it when tori figures out basic how to be an adult poo poo and runs around telling everybody like they don't know. shaving, exercise, eating like an adult. next he's gonna read a novel or something and have his mind blown
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Achmed Jones posted:I love it when tori figures out basic how to be an adult poo poo and runs around telling everybody like they don't know. shaving, exercise, eating like an adult. next he's gonna read a novel or something and have his mind blown i'm still trying to figure out some of the basic how-to-be-an-adult poo poo  
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Achmed Jones posted:I love it when tori figures out basic how to be an adult poo poo and runs around telling everybody like they don't know. shaving, exercise, eating like an adult. next he's gonna read a novel or something and have his mind blown why read a novel? he read all the good ones a long time ago already
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Achmed Jones posted:I love it when tori figures out basic how to be an adult poo poo and runs around telling everybody like they don't know. shaving, exercise, eating like an adult. next he's gonna read a novel or something and have his mind blown
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mystes posted:It's called "adulting." Or maybe "molting." Something like that anyway. 
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Achmed Jones posted:I love it when tori figures out basic how to be an adult poo poo and runs around telling everybody like they don't know. shaving, exercise, eating like an adult. next he's gonna read a novel or something and have his mind blown Jealousy is unbecoming.
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lol YES prefect you are no longer woodhouse, for I pronounce you zoidberg. I can bestow no higher honor
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I watched the first episode of Archer recently and it was dumb as hell.
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I watched the first episode of Archer recently and it was dumb as hell. there's a shot of legs walking across the street and it's the weirdest-feeling animation. they must have been working out how to do things differently than on frisky dingo
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i kinda liked archer up until the noir season which was so terrible i can’t remember if i finished it
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what happened to when animation was all just paint on glass and someone had to move someting,. now we got poo poo like archer
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Lol I'm 44 and despite living like I wasn't gonna make it to 27 well into my 30s I'm not doing to shabby. Except skeletally? Like I can't flip off anyone properly with my right hand because I just destroyed that knuckle on someone's very hard head
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Yospos Pines Retirement Community
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Your Orthopaedic Support is a Piece Of poo poo
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Achmed Jones posted:I love it when tori figures out basic how to be an adult poo poo and runs around telling everybody like they don't know. shaving, exercise, eating like an adult. next he's gonna read a novel or something and have his mind blown
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Wake up naturally at 6:30 -> think “nah” and keep resting for a bit, give the dog belly rubs -> think about what needs to get done today and what might get done, and how you’ll try to bridge that gap -> get up a bit before the sun (8am here now) -> some granola for breakfast and pancakes on the weekend but call them “flapjacks” since it’s cooler and more outdoorsy -> some espresso in your favorite mug from a long-closed cafe that gives you so much joy that Marie Kondo would ask you to tone it down a bit -> log into work, maybe get some stuff done and exaggerate what you’re doing during standup, the work isn’t going to save you so have some perspective -> chop some wood, you need the exercise ya know -> work up an appetite, have some leftovers for lunch or maybe throw together a sandwich -> try to work on a cool project or aspect that you actually enjoy, maybe do some resume padding stuff -> read and maybe shitpost on the forums for a bit -> several hours of whatever you want + whatever you need to do; some woodworking, video games, texting & catching up with friends and/or loved ones, walk the dog before it gets too dark -> soup or stew for dinner, slurp loudly ‘cause you’re a grown-rear end man/woman and can do what you want -> get a fire going -> some brandy or whiskey to really warm up -> get some reading done, watch some sports, maybe go through your “to watch” list to find a nice movie -> retire to bed, let the dog curl up at your feet -> get frustrated at the NYT crossword and hit “autocheck”, mutter “nobody calls it that, gently caress you” and close the app in disgust -> maybe some more reading -> fall asleep soundly knowing that everything you actually have control over is doing ok, and as long as you keep that up you’re going to more than just make it
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Palm slamming my heel cushions into my ortho shoes
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Binary Badger posted:Palm slamming my heel cushions into my ortho shoes oh yeah i gotta open my new powersteps
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I didn't sweep the ½cm of snow off my front step yesterday so of course it thawed and froze again so now I've got a front trap.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Fell asleep on my side and now I don't get to have a right arm today. i sleep on a big side with my wife.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I didn't sweep the ½cm of snow off my front step yesterday so of course it thawed and froze again so now I've got a front trap.
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Kenny Logins posted:i've been shoveling the front steps but i can't believe i've never thought to sweep which would likely be easier you can't really shovel ½cm of snow
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3D Megadoodoo posted:you can't really shovel ½cm of snow a mouse could.
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President Beep posted:a mouse could. all right let's see that then
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