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Dec 31, 2020 13:28
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Dec 31, 2020 13:58
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Dec 31, 2020 14:11
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you've been having and spreading for three days prior to this best of luck but it'll probably be ok
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Dec 31, 2020 14:14
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Tartan Target posted:I think the only thing I miss about EAST LONDON at this point is some of the food options you get. You can get haggis in lots of things up here in  . E.g., haggis pakora.
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Dec 31, 2020 14:28
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I'd feel pretty paranoid if an app sent me a message saying SEVEN DAYS. Stay away from TV sets and bodies of water just in case.
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Dec 31, 2020 14:32
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Is 'I understand' another new virus?
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Dec 31, 2020 14:34
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Steakandchips posted:You can get haggis in lots of things up here in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd44JZsPrkc
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Dec 31, 2020 14:37
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Ratjaculation posted:Is 'I understand' another new virus? It's memetic. Highly contagious. Try not to say it out loud when discussing contentious opinions.
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Dec 31, 2020 14:39
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It keeps telling me I'm a posho trying not to act posh. Is it because I picked Pret as my fallback? Because tthe Pret was across the street from the Greggs I usually went to where I lived in Manchester.
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Dec 31, 2020 14:39
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Dec 31, 2020 14:47
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kecske posted:
did the person who tested positive not tell you first? I think you have to have been in close contact with them for 15 minutes for the app to detect it, so surely you know who it was? if you have seven days isolation it would have been whoever you saw 3 days ago
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Dec 31, 2020 14:49
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It was me. Stood outside your house... watching. Soz, btw.
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Dec 31, 2020 14:51
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I don't think I should be called a Tory because I like croissants when I'm not in the mood for a full breakfast, which is the only thing Pret is good for.
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Dec 31, 2020 14:53
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How's mask discipline where you are? In shops here it is pretty good, although none of the checkout staff in my local co-op wear masks (apparently OK because they're behind a perspex screen?) But takeaways are dreadful. Went for a long walk round town yesterday, and in maybe 90% of takeaways none of the staff (including those cooking and serving customers) were wearing masks.
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Dec 31, 2020 15:00
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Most people wear them here. Saw one guy flip out in Aldi because someone backed away from him when he wasn't wearing one. But there are fliers stuck to lampposts saying that masks are being use to control us
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Dec 31, 2020 15:07
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I think that's pretty impressive because I got 10 masks for £3, so that's like 30p per mind controlling device which seems like incredible value But then I remember that you can get DVD players new for a tenner these days
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Dec 31, 2020 15:08
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Steakandchips posted:You can get haggis in lots of things up here in Although strangely not in the Scottish Army MRE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ry4QBQejFU
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Dec 31, 2020 15:29
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Ewan posted:How's mask discipline where you are?
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Ewan posted:How's mask discipline where you are? Sainsbury's is generally good while.morrisons isn't Almost accidentally edited your post instead of quoting it
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Ratjaculation posted:I think that's pretty impressive because I got 10 masks for £3, so that's like 30p per mind controlling device which seems like incredible value Its possible they mean normalisation, but who knows with these lunatics.
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Dec 31, 2020 17:31
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Brexit happens tomorrow! How will you be celebrating brexit day?
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hemale in pain posted:Brexit happens tomorrow! How will you be celebrating brexit day? I'm having chicken curry & getting pissed with my parents.
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Dec 31, 2020 20:35
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hemale in pain posted:Brexit happens tomorrow! How will you be celebrating brexit day? It happens at 11pm tonight  I'll probably take a big poo poo in celebration.
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Dec 31, 2020 20:39
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I will be digging in the bottom of a freezing wet muddy hole with no end in sight.
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Dec 31, 2020 20:39
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I felt so poo poo after my Christmas drinking that I've not touched a drop since. In fact I think I'm going to wake up in the new year without a hangover for the 1st time since my teens. Strange days.
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lmao i almost choked to death on laughter while drinking my protein shake when boris johnsons 'positive' message just popped up on the news dude looks like a loving corpse
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Dec 31, 2020 21:00
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Why the gently caress did I order from dominos when there's perfectly good independent places that'd be quieter near me? They must be rammed, it's been an hour and the tracker thing is still telling me they're on prep.
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Dec 31, 2020 21:03
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Daktar posted:Why the gently caress did I order from dominos when there's perfectly good independent places that'd be quieter near me? They must be rammed, it's been an hour and the tracker thing is still telling me they're on prep. my fellow deliveroo buddies are telling me that alot of restaurants are hosed tonight. apparently wagas isn't making orders for riders and only customers whove turned up in person
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riding home from work tonight i saw a queue of 15+ people waiting to get into the local chinese takeaway. Which is weird because I've never seen more than one other person in there and it's not a location that gets passing trade. Guess everyone decided since they're not going out tonight they'll get a takeaway instead + all the xmas leftovers running out.
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Dec 31, 2020 21:13
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I've had the leftover curry from yesterday and am now too loving full. I am going to attempt to play Superhot in VR from a vegetative position.
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hemale in pain posted:dude looks like a loving corpse Fingers crossed... not long now for 2020 to redeem itself.
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:I've had the leftover curry from yesterday and am now too loving full. I am going to attempt to play Superhot in VR from a vegetative position. Not played it coz I've not got the space currently but it looks very 'matrix' & can't wait to try it.
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:I've had the leftover curry from yesterday and am now too loving full. I am going to attempt to play Superhot in VR from a vegetative position. I played this on the oculus quest 2 and it is cool as hell until you break a lamp from wildly flailing I can't get the hang of robo recall though 
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Dec 31, 2020 21:20
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Lol every other household gradually doing their fireworks all night plus sleeping baby equals oh uh
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Lol every other household gradually doing their fireworks all night plus sleeping baby equals oh uh A Brexit metaphor.
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Daktar posted:Why the gently caress did I order from dominos when there's perfectly good independent places that'd be quieter near me? They must be rammed, it's been an hour and the tracker thing is still telling me they're on prep. I can eat the worst greasy pizza from kebab shops that offer pizza as an afterthought, but can't handle Domino's at all. Their pizzas taste overwhelmingly of lovely tomato paste or sickly sweet BBQ sauce. And here it's usually much more expensive than decent local pizza parlours.
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My social media is filled with people angry that their takeaways are taking too long. At least everyone's staying indoors I guess
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