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PuntCuncher
Apr 21, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

LifeSunDeath posted:

this window is so cool


Counterpoint; this window makes me irrationally angry. It’s some grover-tier bullshit. :(

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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
The window does not prevent the hexing for the record. Old wives tale.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch_window?wprov=sfti1

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
I think the most groverhaus aspect is this former door(?) that they didnt bother removing the trim for before just slapping siding over the hole.


Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

teen witch posted:

The window does not prevent the hexing for the record. Old wives tale.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch_window?wprov=sfti1
:thunk:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

In fairness that's normally how you patch over a door or window, though there is better reason to do it on brick houses.

A lot of old houses have lintels in the middle of walls where a window used to be. It doesn't look bad honestly especially when you can't match the existing exterior finish, better to leave the surround in and fill the middle than have a bit that just doesn't line up or is a different colour

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Bismuth posted:

I think the most groverhaus aspect is this former door(?) that they didnt bother removing the trim for before just slapping siding over the hole.




That's the part of the game with a future unlockable area.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Humphreys posted:

That's the part of the game with a future unlockable area.

Ah, the vaporware port

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Humphreys posted:

That's the part of the game with a future unlockable area.

Even if you pay to unlock it, the textures don’t always load properly.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
How many people have died in this housejail, how many spirits roam those halls

Agrinja
Nov 30, 2013

Praise the Sun!

Total Clam
House jail legit scared me because I thought I was in the bird thread.

CordlessPen
Jan 8, 2004

I told you so...

Humphreys posted:

That's the part of the game with a future unlockable area.

It becomes a door when you buy the DLC.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day


I'm sad I'm not an IK anymore, I was changing the thread titles all the time, now they never get changed, EVER. Like I literally put this current one in 4 months ago or whenever. I don't know where I am and am scared, I'm running out of snacks.

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

LifeSunDeath posted:



I'm sad I'm not an IK anymore, I was changing the thread titles all the time, now they never get changed, EVER. Like I literally put this current one in 4 months ago or whenever.

2020 really hosed with our sense of time. That was like a month ago.

spaceblancmange posted:

AUG: The cum/minion ratio

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

2020 really hosed with our sense of time. That was like a month ago.

OOF, ugh gently caress that year.

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

Jesus christ that looks terrible. The mismatched doors on the cupboards, the weird "old style" oven with modern electrics, the gigantic fridge that protrudes into the room. Not even gonna get started on the concrete goat or the copper elephant on a globe decor...

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
it's quirky, but nice, the whole house is pretty nice, except the moldering jail part of the house.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I'm 6' tall and I don't think I could reach the back of that fridge lol

seriously that kitchen is heinous

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

teen witch posted:

The window does not prevent the hexing for the record. Old wives tale.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch_window?wprov=sfti1

So you're saying you COULD fly through a diagonal window on a broomstick

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
How the hell do you reach anything in the back of that fridge

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride

LifeSunDeath posted:

it's quirky, but nice, the whole house is pretty nice, except the moldering jail part of the house.

its a good buy for when you want your horrible sex dungeon to have a bit of history to it.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
That's not a fridge, that's the Guild Navigator containment vehicle from David Lynch's Dune

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I have to assume the fridge has pull out racks.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
I'll allow the Grover Window but I think a diamond or a circle might have worked better. I almost have to give them credit for fitting that thing in though.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
I have to be honest, I would love a fridge that big. Just opening that bad boy up when you’re stoned as hell at 3am and it’s jam packed with good poo poo all laid out in an easy to access way :circlefap:

Agrinja
Nov 30, 2013

Praise the Sun!

Total Clam
Are we sure the fridge isn't some kind of weird realtor photography? I know they use wide angle lenses and like weird lighting and poo poo.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

PuntCuncher posted:

Counterpoint; this window makes me irrationally angry. It’s some grover-tier bullshit. :(

Never go to Vermont or Maine, people do that all the time.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

Agrinja posted:

Are we sure the fridge isn't some kind of weird realtor photography? I know they use wide angle lenses and like weird lighting and poo poo.

I’d be frankly shocked if fridges that large did not exist

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
I think the fridge size might partially be a trick, both of photography and by the stove being way smaller than standard electric/gas ones, making it look bigger

If you look at the space between the cabinet and door frame behind the fridge it suggests either there's some wacky perspective going on OR the fridge is severely overlapping the door

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Jakabite posted:

I have to be honest, I would love a fridge that big. Just opening that bad boy up when you’re stoned as hell at 3am and it’s jam packed with good poo poo all laid out in an easy to access way :circlefap:

Yeah but the cheap hotdogs & buns are allll the way at the back

behind the Navigator

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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


The "pasted-over" door visible from the front of the house opens into the back of the fridge for easy access.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Hirayuki posted:

The "pasted-over" door visible from the front of the house opens into the back of the fridge for easy access.

Ah, my grandparents were telling me about this when they were still alive. Back in the day, the house would have an opening cut into it for ice to be delivered, and that hole went right into the freezer. Thinking on it now, their house did have such a deleted doorway that appeared random outside, but inside it was right where the refrigerator was in the kitchen.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Jakabite posted:

I have to be honest, I would love a fridge that big. Just opening that bad boy up when you’re stoned as hell at 3am and it’s jam packed with good poo poo all laid out in an easy to access way :circlefap:

What about a walk in fridge like restaurants have? I mean if we're taking dream houses here.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Benny Harvey posted:

What about a walk in fridge like restaurants have? I mean if we're taking dream houses here.

Have gotten locked in, wouldn't recommend stoned.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Since i have literally nothing better to do I tried to visualize why I think that fridge isnt as gigantic as the picture makes it seem. OFC this assumes the fridge isnt overlapping the trim around the door, which it could be, but STILL

Phthisis
Apr 16, 2007

"Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."
You guys know there's other pictures, right?



It looks like a big fridge, but nothing as obscenely gigantic as the perspective suggests. Realty pictures are always real wide angle and can make stuff look wonky, especially near the edges.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
y'all are getting all CSI on this fridge, goddamn.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

LifeSunDeath posted:

y'all are getting all CSI on this fridge, goddamn.

im bored

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
It's a nice big kitchen, though. Gotta give it that.

I suppose you'd want a big kitchen to feed the guests you'd have in the cell wing.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

LifeSunDeath posted:

y'all are getting all CSI on this fridge, goddamn.

Fridges are important. Where else would you store the main character's dead girlfriend?

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
fridge hueg liek xbox, which has the wrong kind of RAM

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