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Opal
May 10, 2005

some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.
I'm just helping out by finding the words to the quote in my av

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

gary oldmans diary posted:

the hilt should look like balls. and the pommel should look like balls
you want a good grip with the handle. youre gonna want balls there

Broke: Balldo

Woke: Ballsword

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Jakabite posted:

Let’s all predict when the thread will be finished. I’m going to say May 2023.

It could be done tomorrow if people would :justpost:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Opal posted:

I'm just helping out by finding the words to the quote in my av

You're doing the lord's work

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Meme Poker Party posted:

Broke: Balldo

Woke: Ballsword

Still waiting for someone to design the titty version, been having trouble thinking of a name though

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

Tip posted:

It could be done tomorrow if people would :justpost:

We just need goons to actually care. I feel like so few of us care about the success of the thread and that really upsets me tbh

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Watching a pair of morons try to land jets upside down and it's going poorly

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Jakabite posted:

We just need goons to actually care. I feel like so few of us care about the success of the thread and that really upsets me tbh

:hmmyes:

Back to my breast version of the balldo, what if we called it the titty-fister?

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I just watched this never before seen, just released, 5 minutes cold open to The Office finale:
https://youtu.be/1Rf9-Ej2xPw

I found it painfully unfunny and it made me question whether the show was ever good, but the comments are nothing but people being like, "OMG THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN I FINALLY HAVE HOPE FOR 2021 IF THIS IS HOW IT STARTS PRAISE THE LORD".

yeah I read youtube comments so what

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Tip posted:

Still waiting for someone to design the titty version, been having trouble thinking of a name though
broadsword

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

:vince:

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





Are we there yet??

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

Into The Mild posted:

Are we there yet??

No. This journey has barely begun. What lies before us is a bumpy road, I admit, but if you come on this journey with us and post like you've never posted before, post with vigour and zeal, post like the great posters of yore, we will get there and we will feast in the halls of Valhalla, our names etched into the runestones of posting history.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
what 2021 really needs is a commitment from everyone to get weird and stay weird
personally im gonna start wearing black/neon clothes

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
I could have sworn I posted in this thread recently. I think I'm losing my mind!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Did someone say

Babes

With

Blades

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I'm watching the AT&T original series Mercedes Man, presented by the Audience Network. It's created by David E. Kelley and I have to wonder how he ended up on a network I've never heard making a show for a phone company.

First season was pretty good, although with some kinda laughable tech stuff, but holy lol the second season goes full on dumb tech and supernatural. It's like a really extended episode of the X-Files.

Mainly in it for Brendan Gleason.



He needs more starring roles. gently caress I should watch In Bruges again.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Floodixor posted:

Or "manifest destiny" because I always view manifest as a verb

It's also known as" pooping"

cnut
May 3, 2016

Pooping is my destiny

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
has anyone cracked the taco bell burrito to hot sauce packet ratio?

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

cnut posted:

Pooping is my destiny


Finishing this thread is your destiny. Pooping is a means to this end.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Jakabite posted:

Finishing this thread is your destiny. Pooping is a means to this end.

:hmmyes:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



gary oldmans diary posted:

has anyone cracked the taco bell burrito to hot sauce packet ratio?

I don't know what this means, are you asking how many packets of hot sauce to put in each burrito?

Because that's gonna vary by burrito type and your current mood, but I'd say get two packets per burrito and play it by ear.

Fire sauce only. :piss:

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Did someone say

Babes

With

Blades



Horny posting will give this thread the kick it needs to get to at least page 50

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

MakaVillian posted:

Horny posting will give this thread the kick it needs to get to at least page 50

Please do not get horny over photographs of my lovely swordswoman wife.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Please do not get horny over photographs of my lovely swordswoman wife.

Too late goonsire

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Verified Horny Poster here.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
Wait until I tell you guys about a site called pornhub.com

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









... poop god...?

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Jakabite posted:

Wait until I tell you guys about a site called pornhub.com

Poophub.com

yigh
Jan 3, 2021

Tip posted:

Poophub.com

lizardhub.com

Have a listen: https://sptfy.com/sineapple

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

Tip posted:

Poophub.com

Pooptub.girl

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Lizardgirl.hub

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

gary oldmans diary posted:

pooping a poop that is supposedly "normal" according to the bristol stool chart is actually an extremely weird experience. disturbing some might say

Play Poop Bingo and try to get them all in one day.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

Stoatbringer posted:

Play Poop Bingo and try to get them all in one day.

Are you allowed multiple types in the same poopsesh?

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



One Christmas I gave a girlfriend a coffee mug and an air freshener with the bristol stool chart printed on them. It's public domain so you can find it printed on a bunch of random stuff online.

They make for great gifts, she loved them.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Goddamn, all these poo poo posts angered the poop gods. Woke up after 3 hours of sleep to horrible stomach pain and I recreated half the stool chart.

Now I'm all nauseous and can't get back to sleep. :argh:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Jakabite posted:

Pooptub.girl

Pooptub Girl
Pull the plug and watch the water swirl

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Sorry I spent more than 2 minutes trying to come up with more lyrics and it wasn’t working out.

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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



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