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DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004

stab posted:

He's Canadian, so not a traitor to your good ol'USA

Pat's a really cool dude.

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ICR
Dec 31, 2008

https://twitter.com/JANELABABY/status/1345833089566609409?s=20

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Risking death to own the redditers

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
If he perishes, then let him be remembered as one who laid down his life for a noble cause.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



The titular cheesecake is pretty good but I don't think I'd die for it.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

joey janela rules. eat a fruit basket for 'em.

hunnert car pileup fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Jan 3, 2021

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
A few places near me were basically doing good pods at their restaurants. Like these weird igloos in their parking lot.

I'd eat at the cheesecake igloo

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

The one time I went to the Cheesecake Factory (since they didn't have them in Canada until very recently) my wife ordered a salad that came in such an outrageous portion that I asked the waiter if anyone had ever finished it, and he laughed and was like "not even close"

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
i will say that cheesecake factory is the one place where a bartender hasn't said "gently caress no" when asked if they could make a mojito

inthesto
May 12, 2010

Pro is an amazing name!
The last time I was at a cheesecake factory, my buddies and I went to drink there because it was across from a bar that refused to serve us. Not even saying "we won't serve you", they just seated us and ignored us even when we asked for a server. The bartender at cheesecake factory was cool so we tipped really well even though the drinks were already incredibly overpriced.

The moral of the story is that Joey should not be putting himself at risk just to spite internet strangers, and I'm not talking about covid.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Stay home joey

fatherofmustard
May 15, 2018

https://twitter.com/chancetherapper/status/1345805690745577474

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007


This is funny to me because wrestling is absolutely acting.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Eat My Fuc posted:

This is funny to me because wrestling is absolutely acting.

Wrestling is real, take it back

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Dave has said that he wants to be a legit actor, and I guess he's doing it.

He gonna Batista Bomb that worm and let the spice flow or whatever I didn't read Dune.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

frankenfreak posted:

Chain Gang Soldier

Thank you for reminding me of apsouthern's perfect avatar/txt combo :allears:

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

pat laprade is probably my favorite historian to listen to just because there aren't that many people with the knowledge he has of the montreal scene

Kvantum
Feb 5, 2006
Skee-entist

ARMBAR A COP posted:

Dave has said that he wants to be a legit actor, and I guess he's doing it.

He gonna Batista Bomb that worm and let the spice flow or whatever I didn't read Dune.
Let me see if I can roughly detail Dune from a wrestling POV. Three great noble houses / factions. The Harkonnens are Heel, the Atreides are Face, and House Corino / The Emperor / the Booker is supposedly Tweener.

House Harkonnen's leader holds the Heavyweight belt, but they're afraid of the babyface IC champion in House Atreides. The Emperor is also somewhat wary of the Atreides IC champ, thinking he maybe even might get popular enough to overthrow them as well. The Harkonnens conspire with the Emperor to destroy every member of House Atreides, not just their IC champ. The Harkonnens make it look like they're vacating this awesome title and then the Emperor will grant it to House Atreides as a gift, but Atreides has to give up the IC title in return. Then during the celebration of their new championship, a supposedly trustworthy member of the Atreides betrays them and the Harkonnens take the title back, with assistance from the Emperor's goon squad, and wipe out all but a few remaining Atreides.

Then House Harkonnen puts the title on Batista's character, with the explicit instructions from the faction leader to squeeze as much money out of the marks as possible, with just terrible matches that go nowhere for years on end, so the people will fall at the feet of whichever guy succeeds him. The plan there is that another Harkonnen, a pretty boy supposed babyface is to going to be the one to take the title off of "Beast Rabban". (Yes, even Dave's acting roles sound like ring names.)

The hitch is, see, that the IC champ in House Atreides had a 15-year old son who survived the betrayal. And he's got psychic powers because his mother is a member of an order of psychic witches trying to breed "The Universe's Super Being" and... yeah, it gets a bit dense, and kind of up its own rear end at times, but seriously, Dave Bautista is playing a character named Beast Rabban.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
why did the harkonnens vacate the title if they were just going to have someone inside house atreides turn and break up the faction anyway

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


I didn't ask for this

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

ARMBAR A COP posted:

I didn't ask for this

If PSP had hovertext it would either be "A Worked Handoff" or "Let me see if I can roughly detail [Sci Fi Franchise] from a wrestling POV."

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Ric Flair as a Mentat

The juice of saf-wooooooo!

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

we deserve to be our own forum since we are far bigger than SAS at this stage

Kvantum
Feb 5, 2006
Skee-entist

Raskolnikov38 posted:

why did the harkonnens vacate the title if they were just going to have someone inside house atreides turn and break up the faction anyway

The dumb babyfaces are at their most vulnerable when they think they've won. Also the goal wasn't a breakup, the goal was was obliteration, chase every last one of them out of the territory.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

https://mobile.twitter.com/jamesgunn/status/1345831226322477056

James Gunn actually gives a detailed, interesting reply about why big Dave is a good actor to work with (click through, it's a whole thread).

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Have some Thicc Flair

https://twitter.com/SirLARIATO/status/1345877208070561792?s=19

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



https://twitter.com/MrGMSI_BCage/status/1345912261819265025

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007


I wonder how his career would have gone if something had kept him from boarding that plane.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Impact needs to do a Bob Ross segment with Ken Shamrock

https://twitter.com/ShamrockKen/status/1345855198997012480?s=19

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!


Did Cheeseburger get super jacked in the last year, or start wearing a Hydra-style musclesuit?

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

More than likely a rigged poll, if there ever was a poll. Brian Cage just isn’t super smart

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


Just a casual near-million voting for Ethan Page in a very serious and not jokey poll

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

noted wrestling journalist ilyass

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Here's some commentary heat:
https://twitter.com/_MarkPickering/status/1346052080406958081

I should clarify this is one of Cyberfight's English (TJPW/NOAH) commentators talking poo poo about the NJPW boys.

fez_machine fucked around with this message at 12:57 on Jan 4, 2021

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/Hi5ame/status/1346072294817411072?s=20

Please

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer

fez_machine posted:

Here's some commentary heat:
https://twitter.com/_MarkPickering/status/1346052080406958081

I should clarify this is one of Cyberfight's English (TJPW/NOAH) commentators talking poo poo about the NJPW boys.

Getting yourself over is bad, so I'm gonna tweet poo poo talk about the bigger company's announcers.

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Edit: removed

Ziggy Tzardust fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Jan 4, 2021

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Hey, that's kind of a spoiler and the show just happened. Not everyone will have been able to watch it live. Maybe hold off on posting it or post it in the GDT?

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Pinche Rudo posted:

Impact needs to do a Bob Ross segment with Ken Shamrock

https://twitter.com/ShamrockKen/status/1345855198997012480?s=19

Better art than Dexter Lumis

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CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
I never would have imagined Ken Shamrock as a painter.

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