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twoday fucked around with this message at 07:07 on Jan 5, 2021

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twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

New one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGufUv8o93k

# ? Jan 5, 2021 07:01

dead gay comedy forums: Oct 21, 2011

finally SOMEONE decided to post all the links in the op because the other thread? a mess! lazy mods! No energy, no organization!

(where is the number)

# ? Jan 5, 2021 07:04

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

How's my modding? Want to scream at me about it? Call the official C-SPAM mod feedback hotline and leave a message!

Just dial 1-(TRU)-A01-HAPM or 1-‪(878)-201-4276‬. Remember to dial *67 before the number if you wish for your phone number to remain invisible.

Our posting service representatives are waiting for your calls!

# ? Jan 5, 2021 07:06

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

dead gay comedy forums posted:

a mess! lazy mods! No energy, no organization!

username post combo

# ? Jan 5, 2021 07:13

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

2dcat remix all 9 of these as music songs plz

# ? Jan 5, 2021 07:43

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Yessss

# ? Jan 5, 2021 07:59

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

This feels like flipping stations on AM radio

# ? Jan 5, 2021 08:11

T-man: Aug 22, 2010; Talk shit, get bzzzt.

there were the usual people saying this was an insidious plot by the evil cspam posting select to further cordon off the forum from the rest of them, making actual feedback impossible.

what im asking is... dramatic reading series?

# ? Jan 5, 2021 10:30

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Squizzle posted:

2dcat remix all 9 of these as music songs plz

# ? Jan 7, 2021 06:00

pieuvre armement: Feb 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That cop that shot that lady should be in prison for murder

# ? Jan 7, 2021 13:19

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

puve posted:

That cop that shot that lady should be in prison for murder

Call in and tell us all about it

# ? Jan 7, 2021 16:33

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

The number of calls is way down but I'll leave this up and release a batch every now and then as calls accumulate

# ? Jan 9, 2021 21:49

Bootleg Trunks: Jun 12, 2020

Plz ban how are u from the forum

# ? Jan 14, 2021 23:29

Wheeee: Mar 11, 2001; When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Bans are a coward's tool, simply let other posters off the leash to savage shitters with impunity

# ? Jan 15, 2021 00:51

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

If we're banned from D&D, and from what I've seen we effectively are complete with D&D users citing our posts in CSPAM as some evidence against us, I don't see why the worst of D&D get to troll CSPAM with impunity. I don't give a poo poo if mcmagic pops in here, he's already cursed with a Jets fandom, but one of the folks who cheerleads against this forum the most should not have the privilege of then intentionally making GBS threads up the forum. You can't have your cake and eat it too.

# ? Jan 15, 2021 01:24

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Probably Magic posted:

If we're banned from D&D, and from what I've seen we effectively are complete with D&D users citing our posts in CSPAM as some evidence against us, I don't see why the worst of D&D get to troll CSPAM with impunity. I don't give a poo poo if mcmagic pops in here, he's already cursed with a Jets fandom, but one of the folks who cheerleads against this forum the most should not have the privilege of then intentionally making GBS threads up the forum. You can't have your cake and eat it too.

Agreed.

Wheeee posted:

Bans are a coward's tool, simply let other posters off the leash to savage shitters with impunity

This is a nice ideal, but it doesn't survive contact with someone who enjoys and feeds on the negative attention like HAU

# ? Jan 15, 2021 01:26

Bootleg Trunks: Jun 12, 2020

Wheeee posted:

Bans are a coward's tool, simply let other posters off the leash to savage shitters with impunity

we shouldn't indulge in hau's kink.

# ? Jan 15, 2021 07:00

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

can i change my username to something with better vibes lol

# ? Jan 15, 2021 20:30

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

I mean, a different username with better vibes, I'll happily keep this avatar, i just wanted to clarify that I'm not literally requesting a name change to "something with better vibes lol"

# ? Jan 15, 2021 20:31

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

mods please change their name to ram dass in h*ck

# ? Jan 15, 2021 20:40

papa horny michael: Aug 18, 2009; by Pragmatica

everyone should be able to post anywhere, and probations over twelve hours should be exceedingly rare

# ? Jan 15, 2021 21:51

hapsby: Oct 12, 2012; I just think this judgy rabbit makes a good av.

i finally forced myself to listen to the compilation where i called in and i only remember making the first call. still stand by making t-man mod though. forbidden lore: there weren't actually any ants in my kitchen

ram dass in hell posted:

I mean, a different username with better vibes, I'll happily keep this avatar, i just wanted to clarify that I'm not literally requesting a name change to "something with better vibes lol"

sniffle & olly

hapsby fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Jan 16, 2021

# ? Jan 16, 2021 12:53

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

good vibes pounding

# ? Jan 16, 2021 13:01

Tubgoat: Jun 30, 2013; by sebmojo

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

mods please change their name to "something with better vibes lol"

# ? Jan 20, 2021 18:26

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

change your name to Basta

# ? Jan 21, 2021 11:24

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

these r all pretty good ideas but im still tryin to find the right 1

# ? Jan 22, 2021 02:09

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Gonna repost my RSF suggestion here. Now that we're a top level forum we should have a subforum that does this

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I'd like to see a subforum where there are no mods, but every thread OP gets full IK powers within that thread (and that thread only). I initially put "mod" but maybe ban power would be a bad idea.

The forum itself could be freeform. About whatever. Each thread OP can decide their own thread's agenda. It'd be like a libertarian seastead, but for threads and posts.

# ? Jan 23, 2021 01:13

Wheeee: Mar 11, 2001; When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

hell yea bring back the porn and torrents forums

# ? Jan 23, 2021 01:47

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 11 years!)

Wheeee posted:

hell yea bring back the porn and torrents forums

I know they won't but it would be useful because honestly torrenting is just 1000% more of a pain in the rear end than it used to be

# ? Jan 25, 2021 05:27

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 11 years!)

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Gonna repost my RSF suggestion here

I'd like to see a subforum where there are no mods, but every thread OP gets full IK powers within that thread (and that thread only). I initially put "mod" but maybe ban power would be a bad idea.

The forum itself could be freeform. About whatever. Each thread OP can decide their own thread's agenda. It'd be like a libertarian seastead, but for threads and posts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFCgz959ARY

Filthy Hans fucked around with this message at 05:37 on Jan 25, 2021

# ? Jan 25, 2021 05:28

Some Guy TT: Aug 30, 2011

dear mods it has come to my attention that someone bought a smiley that would be a bitchin thread tag

:polls:

please turn it into a thread tag so i can make the polls piss thread the only thread cspam will need going forward for its polling and pissing needs

# ? Jan 25, 2021 11:24

Some Guy TT: Aug 30, 2011

also if i made a mock thread for establishment republicans similar in tone to the succ zone for establishment democrats would i be allowed to call it the cucc zone or would that be an autoban

# ? Jan 25, 2021 11:33

pieuvre armement: Feb 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

If you want to say cuck then do it while you still can.

# ? Jan 25, 2021 11:37

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

puve posted:

If you want to say cuck then do it while you still can.

only saying cuck when you have permission is some cuck poo poo

# ? Jan 25, 2021 19:39

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 11 years!)

ram dass in hell posted:

only saying cuck when you have permission is some cuck poo poo

you're cucked, I'm cucked... the WHOLE SYSTEM is cucked!

# ? Jan 26, 2021 01:32

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

cork

# ? Jan 26, 2021 08:41

Yossarian-22: Oct 26, 2014

Some Guy TT posted:

also if i made a mock thread for establishment republicans similar in tone to the succ zone for establishment democrats would i be allowed to call it the cucc zone or would that be an autoban

# ? Jan 27, 2021 08:54

Some Guy TT: Aug 30, 2011

i will make both threads once the polls piss thread tag is available that is my demand

# ? Jan 27, 2021 13:40

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hapsby: Oct 12, 2012; I just think this judgy rabbit makes a good av.

i still kinda like the idea of a subforum moderated by taintrunner and SHM where the premise is a combat zone between people who voted for biden and who abstained or voted hawkins/la riva/HRC etc. i just worry it would devolve into a helldump situation :ohdear:

e: i mean a subforum of cspam of course, where trunner and shm are iks

hapsby fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Jan 27, 2021

# ? Jan 27, 2021 21:20

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