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ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Eat My Fuc posted:

everyone who says hook looks lame post your outfit

Extremely bold of you to assume that I have an outfit.

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d8uv
Sep 17, 2005

DO NOT EAT
Grimey Drawer
i did not want to hear jr say "nuthin but a g thang"

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Eat My Fuc posted:

they're gonna rack up so many fcc fines Tony has to take jungle boy's new music away

lol

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Vince MechMahon posted:

He hit people with the bat sometimes instead of just holding it then.

after literal weeks of not doing that and doing what he's doing now, yes

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

"The Octagon" is a trademark of the UFC, and Hager has not fought there, actually MJF

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/KaydrianWebb/status/1346997463698300928?s=20

Edit: I was lied to this is a old fan made one. But it is way better

Digital Jedi fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Jan 7, 2021

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

JUNGLE BOY posted:

these sting appearances are such wheel spinning lol

yea it's getting boring and kind of weird for aew. they're not usually ones to do the same loving thing every week.

Artelier
Jan 23, 2015


MJF: Everybody at home can't be half the athlete you are Hager

Me: I sure hope not half of Hager is really low

bartok
May 10, 2006



JUNGLE BOY posted:

these sting appearances are such wheel spinning lol

what you do with a guy that can't really talk or wrestle but has name recognition?

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

The Croc posted:

This is going to end with Sting turning on Darby

He'll finally get one in his life

BDawg
May 19, 2004

In Full Stereo Symphony

d8uv posted:

i did not want to hear jr say "nuthin but a g thang"

If you asked me to rank all of the pop culture phrases JR would say, that would’ve been near the bottom, right next to “me love you long time.”

Crapple!
Nov 1, 2019


Sting has done the same thing for the last 5 weeks. Give him a vignette or promo or something or have him actually crack someone with the bat. Have him appear in one of Darby's videos. That would be cool

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Oh also when Sting did nothing before in WCW he did it in the rafters without a big intro and they could keep doing the show under him

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Eat My Fuc posted:

everyone who says hook looks lame post your outfit

It's called a fit now

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Sting already retired once due to his neck almost snapping, I'm fine with him just being a stand around legend manager

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Eat My Fuc posted:

after literal weeks of not doing that and doing what he's doing now, yes

But it made sense that he did nothing because he was out numbered and couldn't. Also they didn't just run the exact same segment every week. He would just happen to gently caress with whatever other thing the NWO was up to that week.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



CellBlock posted:

Only undefeated because he didn’t get DQed for slamming that dude in the junk a bunch.

He also probably lost two rounds of his last fight.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Shinjobi posted:

sting please do something


flip a bird


do a dance



smile

Sting sold for the bird

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

looks pretty loving dope with the red accent and (looks like) red velvet backing

edit: or its just leather w/ weird lighting :thunk:

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

ooh face on it makes the banner's red pop more.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

bartok posted:

what you do with a guy that can't really talk or wrestle but has name recognition?

dont have him do the same thing every week

can we at least get a fake sting mask reveal or something

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








Just let Sting take a swing at someone at least

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Eat My Fuc posted:

some of ya'll would have hated sting's run in WCW

I get that, but it's starting to make Team Taz kinda looks like punks.

At least do a match where Sting squashes one of them so we know there's a good reason for them to back off every single time.

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Sting already retired once due to his neck almost snapping, I'm fine with him just being a stand around legend manager

Yeah, but stand around managers usually stand around when things are happening like Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard do.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
NEGATIVE ONE MADE TV

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

I preferred the red. Maybe they should have done white :v:

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

you all are gonna get your monkey paw wish when joker stings arrives

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
https://twitter.com/Maffewgregg/status/1346997958546509825?s=19

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
But what does Sting want?!

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

karmicknight posted:

both Cage and Hobbs have wanted to fight Sting, but next week is the title match so Taz is trying to avoid loving things up. Things feel like they should blow up after Cage fails to get the belt off of Darby.

other people, smart, understand the physical realities of wrestling and aging: Sting shouldn't take any serious bumps

me, idiot mark: CAGE AND HOBBES SHOULD TAKE TURNS REPEATEDLY POWERBOMBING STING AND DARBY AND THEN BREAK THE SKATEBOARD AND BAT, AND THEN EAT THE SKATEBOARD AND BAT, AND THEN SPIT THEM OUT AS BULLETS LIKE CARTOON CHARACTERS

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Eat My Fuc posted:

you all are gonna get your monkey paw wish when joker stings arrives

At least that would be SOMETHING.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

MJeff posted:

I get that, but it's starting to make Team Taz kinda looks like punks.

At least do a match where Sting squashes one of them so we know there's a good reason for them to back off every single time.

They are heels. Heels are bullies they back down from fights when they don't have overwhelming odds. That's what makes them heels.

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
Who is that tiny child in the ring with Brodie Jr.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Eventually the people watching for Sting are going to realize he's 62 years old and WCW is dead.

d8uv
Sep 17, 2005

DO NOT EAT
Grimey Drawer
i love showing dark on dynamite

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

ftr disrespecting mascots. unacceptable

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

all this poo poo talk has to be leading to a marko push somehow, right? i guess?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
So. I absolutely don't mean to imply malfeasance or that Tony's gesture wasn't genuine, here.

But what're the odds Tony was like "man I really don't like how this red looks but I need a good excuse to change the design.... ......HMMMMM...."

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

is jungle boy getting taller

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SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Eat My Fuc posted:

you all are gonna get your monkey paw wish when joker stings arrives

Sting doing a match at the Hardy compound going through all the version of Sting could either be really good or really bad but I kinda of want to see it

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